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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43634
 24.02.2011
On the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland)))
Thank you very much :) and you :D :D
Thank you very much (

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43633
 24.02.2011
Do not close the file.
I have already closed.
How is it???! to
The Chief: The Crusade...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43632
 24.02.2011
xxx: I read the instructions for using a hair balm with herbs:
How to apply: Apply on wet hair. Close the eyes. Feel it. and Smile. And be careful - sun rabbits sometimes cause a tick.
Good grass, though

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №43631
 24.02.2011
I received a gift for the 23rd of February. The shaving foam, to which the Scottish shaving machine is glued, is all wrapped with cowards, compressed, and on both sides of the socket is worn. I love you dear.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43630
 24.02.2011
Andrei said today:
We have love with the Lord, and you, Lecha, have a homosex!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43629
 24.02.2011
No feathers or feathers.
to Tula
c) by Elm

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43628
 24.02.2011
Hank Scorpio: So is it
Hank Scorpio: I thought about the perfect killing of the Japanese prime minister. At one of his public performances, we pull him from the roof with a headshot arrow. A flag with the inscription FYOM YUSSIA WITH LOVE will be added to the arrow. On the roof we leave a shank, valleys, a polluted sovkova taburetka. On the table will be a Soviet newspaper from the 70s and 80s, on which will be a bottle of the capital and a bite of cucumbers.
Hank Scorpio: It's so crazy about everything that it would be uncomfortable to think of Russians

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №43627
 24.02.2011
The inscription on the fence: Ksuša, dear, you are the best!
I have tried, I confirm
Below: +1, especially cancer

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43626
 24.02.2011
I ate like a dog.
If you ate like a dog today, I am like a cat.
In the sense?
It was ?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43625
 24.02.2011
We play with a girl in battle on big fingers. I stop for a moment, and shake my finger and say, “You don’t know all the power of the dark side!” I say – you must answer: “Father, but you still have goodness in you.” I am thinking about the insidious plan of introducing the second hand into the game for the fullness of the image. We repeat: “You don’t know all the power of the dark side!” – “Father, but you still have goodness in you!” – “I take the second finger and say with a whispering voice,” “Wayder, kill him!” – “Finger trembled a little and... Blind.” It crashed "Skywalker" with static discharge. O_O

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43624
 24.02.2011
You are digging your own grave with your tongue.
U : O.O

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43623
 24.02.2011
The essence of the game is that we have agreed with her that: I don’t shave until she’s shaved, she won’t shave me until I take her to the movie, I won’t take her to the movie until she’s shaved my pants, and she won’t shave my pants until I stop drinking beer, and I won’t stop eating beer until she gives me. And the most exciting thing about the prisoner is that she doesn’t want to give me (the unbrown and uncut with a bark) until I get rid of it and bind the bow.
So I sit, a week unbarred, bulky, 2 weeks no fucking with a living wife, but still scuco with principles

You are just a unique puppy.

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43622
 24.02.2011
XXX is fucking.
XXX: A dozen headphones. Lots of transitioners. Two sound cards. And yet the right channel is much quieter than the left!
And today the doctor learned that my right ear is hearing worse...

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43621
 23.02.2011
[xxx] It is sad to be dumb.
So it is fun.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43620
 23.02.2011
From PokerStars:
atrium_x: 86kir86 is your name Cyril?? to
86Kir86: Yes
Katalo74: 86 years of birth?? to
86kir86: 86 - year of release
Katalo74: from the factory or the institute?? to
86kir86: from my mom))))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43619
 23.02.2011
x (13:41:02 22/02/2011)
Gray Guth

y (13:41:11 22/02/2011)
I studied English.

x (13:41:23 22/02/2011)
Faith of Goth

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №43618
 23.02.2011
Office of advertising agency. Question to the designer:
and WOW! This is what you believed on February 23 made the banner. Here the client asks... "You painted a German helmet there, don’t you feel ashamed?and "

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43617
 23.02.2011
I washed the glass so well today that I barely found it in the kitchen.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43616
 23.02.2011
Judging by the number of people who want to eat on March 1st and become the first in the police station, these very police officers are not expected to be a rich first working day.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43615
 23.02.2011
grey_Zi: here you sleep bed, now you turn off the aska and they’re going to go off everywhere.
Grey Zi: Rabbits and crocodiles. The boy of Omen, the demon of the paranormal
Grey_Zi: Dead bodies from the Ghost Ship
Rin: What are you talking about, man?
I’m under the blanket, I’m not afraid.

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