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[ + 12 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77919
 25.02.2013
Remember the old movie "Admirals of Coral Reefs"?
WOW O_O?
WOW: can "Capitans of Sandy Carriers"?
Oh yeah yeah ?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №77918
 25.02.2013
yyy: about... I got an invitation to play in porn...)))
XXX: Are you going to accept? and :)
YYY: Where do I go?
XX: it depends on the genre... where :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77917
 25.02.2013
The neighbor asked to throw on the phone some music "type Maxim". She dropped her a couple of albums Rammstein and Slipknot. I sit and wait for angry calls))

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77916
 25.02.2013
C Habbra
It’s nice that we are at least the first.
Dmomen: A man with a nick said “the ass.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77915
 25.02.2013
How do people think that cookies are not food?

Tagged: I live

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77914
 25.02.2013
Fuck, what idiotism is being made in the Russian army... Yesterday, a fighter was squeezing in a shell on a position (naturally not a working position), there was a stink. As a result, he was calculated by the elderly and he did a phd with chlorine there. Today in the headquarters of the combat burned an officer!, who also sucked in the shell! I cry of pain for my country.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77913
 25.02.2013
Review of Night Vision Camera on Google Play:

11 October 2012
App is fucking! We are best! 0 stars cannot be placed.
The best program, thank you!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77912
 25.02.2013
Q: What are you going to give her?
A piece of silver and umbrella.
A silver bullet against vampires and an umbrella from the sun if you get bitten? :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77911
 25.02.2013
About Google Glasses:

Re-programmed, in his points, the command "take a picture" in "nihuya sebe", and backwards no? Tell me what to do?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77910
 25.02.2013
from Habrabrabr:

The xxx:
The moral of this fairy tale is this:
Errors were everybody.
They are taught.
Analyze the market completely.
YYYY :
Three times I have communicated you.
I read before I understood,
This is not a poem ever. = = (
Do not write anymore in the column.
and ZZZ:
Or maybe,
Should have
As Majakovsky
to write?

then
and Rhythm
Do not need!

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №77909
 25.02.2013
Women are looking for men without material problems, in order to become their most important material problem.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №77908
 25.02.2013
Funny Yozik: Interestingly, and the manufacturers of IPPs know how fiercely they are hated in office buildings, where voltage changes are quite frequent?
VELYYY Yozik: And more interestingly, did they take these sounds for the alert about the power disconnection from the military’s developments to demoralize the enemy?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77907
 25.02.2013
Stachanov just had a diamond circle.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77906
 25.02.2013
Can you wash the eggs?
Tag: my
Tagged: Orange
M :????? to
From the Kidder Surprises

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77905
 25.02.2013
Fuck, I didn’t buy socks because I was hoping for February 23. He gave me two shirts and a sweater. Tomorrow I’ll go for my socks. - ~ ~ ~ ~

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77904
 25.02.2013
Their fields are more equal to our roads.
Our roads are softer than their fields.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77903
 25.02.2013
We went to nature with a nightlife!? to
DDD: What will we do there?
Sleeping at night, fuck it!! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77902
 25.02.2013
My wife refused to go with me to the Invasion this year.

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №77901
 24.02.2013
An alarm training.

The crew is ready to land on the boat. Starpom asks the cadet to bring Emergency VHF from the bridge. The third assistant, wishing to ease the task, asks to bring an orange radio station. The effect is approximately the same. The Botsman interferes - and well @lead quickly here from the bridge the orange whale! Cadet fled and brought it.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №77900
 24.02.2013
Could I be single?
Esid: but manyеб :))
Could you be a dude?and :)

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