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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №14797
 27.02.2009
A College Sex Comedy (2003)

And if translated correctly, the cash fees would break the Titanic in pieces! and a cat.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №14796
 27.02.2009
A 45-year-old woman from the Congo burned herself in protest that she was banned from opening a store in Luxembourg. p.s The idiotism!
Did you allow the store to open?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14795
 27.02.2009
Compatible pleasant with pleasant: a condom of poppy polyethylene!!! Sex is done!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14794
 27.02.2009
XXX: AAAA is such a crown!! to
YYYY :? )
xxx: Shorter than a couple of days, we were replaced by a predecessor one who fights for attendance. And here two guys from the group were late for half a couple, went to him to celebrate.
He asks why he is late. One for family circumstances.
yyy : )))))))
The second looked at him and the teacher and added: We are not together.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №14790
 27.02.2009
My friend worked at a company. The production was in the basement, well, they rented the neighboring basement. Inside, from their own in the second they broke the wall and put the door. And there was also an exit to the street, with a hollow wooden door. They thought, and sealed the wooden door from within.

And what do you think, next week, when they came to work, they found a broken wooden door.

I imagine how it was. Thieves break the door in anticipation of a large theft, and there is a wall.

P.S A clear example of the work of firewall'a. So you can absolutely any misunderstanding to explain how firewall works.

Quote 5 with a plus :D

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14789
 27.02.2009
and Loki:
The method of compulsory social survey by sending pictures with kissing gay people was revealed as follows:
Comments of type
"I went to the ass" - 3pcs
"Fubble" - 7 pieces
"scuco" 4 pieces
And one smiling smiley – one piece from you!! to
I conclude that you are Mersky Ahtung and with you in the company hope to keep a point!
Am I a prairie?
Filed to:scuco
Tagged: coast coast

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14788
 27.02.2009
XXX: News of quantum physics. Schrödinger’s cat played a potential box.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №14787
 27.02.2009
A cynical medical humor.

Wear a cat for castration. I am undergoing an operation, standing in the hallway, dying of horror and pity. Instruments lie behind the door, and suddenly the veterinarian says to the nurse: "Well, this is for you for the soup...".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14786
 27.02.2009
Q: How are you doing?
The Monthly...
Ooooh, my own too...
Go to beer?
by Ilya Go

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14785
 27.02.2009
We have colds in Moscow: -15
We are warm: 15

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14784
 27.02.2009
Hey, the boring ones that search engines on request "pickup" give out the themes of droppers, not machines. Learn to go crazy. We choose "Advanced search", indicate the words that should NOT be present on the page (babi, porovo, enlarge the member), and forward! At the same time, wear jeans with sleeves.
Plus those who know this wonderful function.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14783
 27.02.2009
In winter, people in electric cars are divided into 2 types:
People who close the door behind themselves when entering the wagon.
2 Fools

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14782
 27.02.2009
XHH : P.S Can you hurt your other half?
I only have my ass in half...which one?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №14781
 26.02.2009
Sensei – How is it?? to
The star repairs.
ZvezdochkA - Fixed the skills of handling spatula, brush and liquid nails. I learned the basics of working with the drill. I distinguish the nail from the duvel.
Sensei is out!
Sensei - The member has not grown?? to
I’m afraid to look there...and suddenly...

[ + 98 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14780
 26.02.2009
I remember...

I remember everything. I remember the numbers in cheese, the scales on the rubber, and the paid incoming calls.
I even remember Bash without tons of boring shit. Hard, but I remember it.
And you remember?
Then press on.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14779
 26.02.2009
I do not eat, I do the load.
Do not stop eating water at all.)
xxx: eggs, cabbage, fruits and kefir)
Eggs of Fuji
Oh yeah yeah
But from the cabbage the breasts will grow.
I have two of them, I don’t need them anymore.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14778
 26.02.2009
You are a dirty, stinking bombardment... the law of life :-(

You are always given a seat in public transportation – Fosters’ law %P

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14777
 26.02.2009
Interview with securitylab.ru

Citizen, stop smoking penguin feathers, they are destroying the remnants of your ungrown brain.
OK, smoke the windows. Window cutting helps to strengthen the brain wood.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14776
 26.02.2009
In the vacancy section:
Type of action: flash - mob
Two people are needed for the role.
The front of the elephant Jambo
The back of the elephant Jambo
On the casting is welcomed for: - The front of the elephant Jambo (the ability to move the ears, to spin the hood, eat hese and immediately digest it)
The back of the elephant Jambo (the ability to control the rear hood, move the tail, not to retreat, and constantly shave (seno))
Ability to work in a team and fucking are crucial at casting

Number of bodies:

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14775
 26.02.2009
She: I like you.
I: Interesting statement

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