Conversation of the Astracans:
Why do we have no forests? And our area took the first place in the preservation of forests? Think of bribery?
It is easy to keep what is not.
zzz: Yes, our forests are striking with their sleepiness and impasse. Even old Siberians are afraid to enter there.
xxx: because they will not find where to enter

" My fellow citizens!
You can curl with white ribbons, walk with a portrait of Vovan, cede through the lips "people - beadly", chase Bentley with gondons on the pen.
All of you, absolutely all - my people, my homeland, my country, with you I was born and raised, for you, if anything, I will open the beds, saving the boys who die for you.
This is our country, this is our homeland, don’t fuck it, stupid – don’t fuck it!
Pursuing with the Gondons on the chest, remember, for this country, for our Motherland your ancestors shed their blood so much that they do not float, from the beginning of the centuries, the men on our land stood up with their breasts, and no one has bended our country, because it is not the country to bend, and the people are not the ones!Remember this, look at what is happening around, how they scatter the pieces of the country, how they kill anybody, absolutely anyone who wraps against. Love your army, you do not have another, and we are not pydors, we will not sell you or betray you.
And whisper, in general, the one who runs there on the squares, the ancestors gave us a great country, the ancestors bended half Eurasia, took out two worlds, gave it to us, well, will we take it now and tear away what they have gained?
Remember that.

In Moscow, in the Hovrino area, there is a dentistry "Deimos"!
(DéImos in Greek) Δείμος “horror”)

Unknown hackers hacked the 2012 Web election website and made a number of changes there. Thank you, everything works right now!

She: Now I’t give up a cup of tea and a warm bowl.
I will bring happiness.)
She: Uga and sugar from tea remove
he: mmm... I am now filtering. ))
I don’t know how you’ll clean it up. Need to ask
He: You’d try it first. I did without sugar. I knew it. ))
Pause –
He: Well, we have drunk tea. ( by
It was because there was no plague.
He: And I brought the pledge. It lies next door.
She: not that tea without sugar and without candy, but also the pled just lies next to it.
“Sorry, sweet, of course, go to bed, I will hide you. Would you sit again? Could my legs break?
She is: AHA Go to bed and drink tea.
He: I took the tea, poured it on me, uncovered all the candy and ate fantasy. He tied his eyes and killed himself at the wall. Is there anything else, dear?

l0sb: Starlight is distorted as you approach the black hole horizon. First, they get red as photons try to overcome the black hole’s strongest gravitational field that stretches the wavelength of light. But since you fall almost at the speed of light, this effect is compensated by the Doppler effect, returning it blue. From the center of the black hole, the entire universe looks like a bright ring around.
Hen41k: my grandmother in the colloquial home so the TV on4aecca

Can you take a shot and send me a photo? and :)
I can not.
Why is?! to
I don’t have a carpet at home.

Xhhh - saw, not so long ago on the discovery began to roll up the current advertisement?
WOW – what exactly?
XHH - real offenders - from Monday, March 5th.

I went. I looked in the mirror. He said "I am a brutal alpha samurai". Three clever toy lambs on a T-shirt looked at me as if they were their own.

For others, mild brain shock contributes to increased intelligence.

On the TV show "Big Policy with Yevgeny Kiselyov" (Ukraine), the studio, in full seriousness, discussed the new schemes of Sergei Mavrodi together with him in direct broadcast. Dmitry Golubov, founder and leader of the "Internet of the Party of Ukraine". He asks him.
Q: Are you such a lonely computer Robin Hood in the fight against the world’s evil in the person of Sergei Mavrodi?
G is no. Many people from different countries help me, because they know who Mavrodi is.
Q: What about Ukrainian politicians?
So far only advice.
Q: Why just advice?
G: I do not know. I want to address all Ukrainian politicians and say that if you do not stop this man, he will steal all the money that you should steal from us!

Applause of the hall.

“Pasha, how many women did you have before me?
Today or at all?

When I become an old woman, I will troll the youth. I’ll go out at 6 o’clock in the morning, take the public transport and go to the end, and then back!

You broke everything...
"I fell in love.... cared for a girl with all possible cute "nishties". He turned around just to like her. And here is her final answer: "You are too perfect!!! And I am simple, you know, simple".
Question: Do I not understand something in life? Or am I an idiot?(Response "Yes" is not accepted :-))"

Don’t go crazy! Just she doesn’t like you purely outwardly, but she didn’t want to give up the threads, so she’d mocked you for so long, and you’re too good – it’s just revenge.

From the online game forum:

XXX: So the situation is like this, I and my broom made a lock between the houses.
List Plise, what are the games for the network??? If possible with a description.

YYY: There is one, interesting and funny!!! to

"Who has whose computer will drag" is called.
In short, take the network cable and pull, wins the one - who has 2 comp will stay on hand!

One day my unhappy pet was injured. The doctor ordered to lubricate the wound with a gel, and on the neck of the cat to wear a "vronka". She initially behaved as usual when she was dressed in a collar: first passive resistance (falling on the side), then a reproachable look, then attempts to remove herself. The attempts were interrupted, so that the cousin sat sadly in his "voronke" and breathed. She also liked to show us how uncomfortable she was and what evildoers we were – showing how difficult it was for her to walk, building a pleasant mouthpiece, stumbling on crutches. He stumbles and stands, and looks insulted. Then I realized that we would not stop tormenting her, and started moving in the collar. The funniest thing was to watch her eat in this collar: by bending her head down, she completely covers the bowl with the collar and squeezes food in this "head shelter".)

Why did you buy coffee?
Tomorrow at 5 a.m. I will want two things: coffee and killing.
Yyy: and if I can’t kill, I’ll drink coffee.

I stand somewhere in the kiosk, I wait for my turn, a guy in a military shirt buys cigarettes, and without leaving the window unfolds a package, and I will not understand everything he bought or not, well, I ask:
Are you everything?
He is me:
So exactly! ?! to
Then it turns, pauses and...
I am a job!

The 3.5 year old son (C) is watching the cartoon, the next is just beginning:
C: Mom, about whom is it?
I: About the grey neck.
C: About whom?
I am (unfortunately) about the cloth that broke the wing.
Q: Who was broken?

Picture: "I came to the guy for a rehearsal - pretended to like"
The comment:
So I got married. :D