The gentlemen of the weather: "And what their weather is, today one, tomorrow the same. Here is Peter. It broke, it melted, it froze. Rained, melted, ice - romance!" (PK101)

A doctor’s recent story.
In the children's clinic comes a paper from the police: "Ivanov shot a deer and Ivanov was 10 years old. District pediatrician in some shock - type, and what to do? Whether they were invited to the reception, or whether they themselves came, I do not remember. It turns out, the father stuck on the road with a car of a passing deer. The paper from the police in some unthinkable logic sent to the pediatrician.
Is it an elephant?

Yogurt is special, with taste and pieces of pieces.

Nothing rushes to work like the boss’s car in the rear-view mirror.

We sit at work in the office, everything is quiet...A colleague is flying up with screams – "URA!!! I got it!! See you, see you! My Red Diploma!!!"... I accepted congratulations and went on to the offices. After 15 minutes, he calls the work phone and asks: “Hope, how to write... four hundred or four hundred?” ... O_O

If men drive better, then why is it an advantage when selling a car - a girl who has driven?

(Celebrity recently shaved, before this 10 years passing with long hair)

Damn, I had to change avatars everywhere!
XXX: This is especially difficult to do in a passport!

A colleague is from Kyrgyzstan (he has recently begun to make mistakes in the text)
Andrei ( KG ): do you content does a rep site?
Alexey: Escape from there
Alexey: Driving
Alexey: Until it is too late
Andrei ( KG ): the bleak...

From Habr:

>>>...HR for the first time at a technical interview
>>... An enthusiastic discussion of Linux processes with the candidate, you hear “zombies, children... parents... kill children... demons... kill a demon, zombies... killed children”
>>> (HR with a dark face, a whispering whisper) YOU ABOUT WHAT?? to

I am looking at the register of unfair suppliers. There is OOO "Sparta")))
The name of their "genu" is Leonid.... ? )
Q: Can I call to ask?and))
Average number of employees is 300.)
I need to make a serious face)))))
WOW: The cliche of the company "nothing to give, but to take everything"there are they and unfair))\
ahh: Ah))) and for all questions and claims with the scream "it's spartaaaaaaa" to drive people out of the office)))
Ahhaha) and they are engaged in repayment deliveries of the dead Persians.)

Subscriber with the name Cossack.
I’m never surprised that he has a problem.

Teacher in kindergarten: Tomorrow will be held regional exercises.
Hide from the meteorite.
Your son is appointed to the role of a meteorite!

I: (reflecting)..."Every person comes into our lives not just so".
Girlfriend: "Do you want to fuck?"

I develop a complex of inferiority.
What are you talking about yourself. Nothing is developing. You are incomplete.

Q: How did you spend the weekend?
WOW: disgusting... I tried to watch the film "Black Hole" by the chronicles of Riddick.
XHH: A great filmmaker. I was watching. The crash of a ship on the planet. Did you not like it?? to
WOW: I don’t even know... the whole film of a big black man with a big screw hits a black girl in a point...

I understood why there is male and female cosmetics... so that all this shit could not be passed on March 8....

xxx: no, here is Vadik, our admin, so cool that the layout of the keyboard on the letter "C" determines.

From Wikipedia: "In the years of the Great Depression, IBM's multi-million-dollar revenue helped to "stay on the float."

How did they survive?! to

xxx:"In the chat OMMRPG after the news.."
xxx: OMMRPG - 'is what, Buddhist role-playing games? x )

Q: What did you eat for dinner today?
Yyy: Fish in the Egg
xxxx what is it?? to