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[ + 81 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26453
 24.02.2010
Candy "Gussian legs" - well right "in my mouth my legs" what?))

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №26452
 24.02.2010
Where did they run with the swabs?
This is curling!

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №26451
 24.02.2010
I am a loser!! to
WOW :?? to
I can’t even have a blue friend!! to
So what about Sane?
HGH: It is too late! I accidentally dropped it (

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №26450
 24.02.2010
today convinced me of the existence of the caps by buying a cake... name "Tort" below sign "from the captain"

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №26449
 24.02.2010
In the universe. For this semester, we will pass through the history of our people from Adam and Eve to Putin and Medvedev.
Understand as you want :)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №26448
 24.02.2010
I walk past the school, where it is placed a sign of the type "Driver, careful children". The children are crushed, signed "spin-gries"

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №26447
 24.02.2010
Why do you call me a child?
Mr. Bugatti: Because you behave like a little girl, you will behave like a big girl, then I will not call you big.
I act like a big man. I fucking my clothes.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №26446
 24.02.2010
Politicians come and go, insults, slander, corruption remain.
Three K’s on which power is based.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №26445
 24.02.2010
What is the difference between American and Soviet thinking? What does it matter where people live?
WOW: look at
Typical American – I want to live cooler than my neighbor
I want my neighbor to live worse than me.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №26444
 24.02.2010
We dry with my husband's daughter's head (3,5 years old) with a hairdresser, and she rattles and runs away. On request to:
First, I do not want. Secondly, you are unfriendly.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №26443
 24.02.2010
nicknamed (13:46:16 22/02/2010)
I gave you a gift for 23 years. You will need it in 70 years. He is so black! And the straight!

Fox (16:19:29 22/02/2010)
The grave?

nicknamed (12:43:48 23/02/2010)
and domino!


[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №26442
 24.02.2010
by nnick44:
at the customs office as if to the question "weapons drugs?"", not hearing, thinking about the passengers ask, thoughtfully answered - "only a father-in-law..." was released with laughter in 5 seconds:)
But I have gold :)

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26441
 24.02.2010
February 23, the status of the girl:

Anya Birtsina: Boys, what to protect? Don’t offend at least...or not so often.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №26440
 24.02.2010
The girl (d) just sent her photo to the guy (p).
How, just to be honest? ?
No, they won’t throw any coins at you.
D is?? In the sense?? to
In other words, not a fountain.
D - ahahahaha and you are cultural

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №26439
 24.02.2010
Let’s do virtual sex.

WOW: How is it?

I approach hard breathing to your body I approach from behind and start kissing your gentle neck with gentle kisses barely touching your skin

WOW: Go on you.

I push the mouse cursor to your nick, press the right mouse button - add to the list of ignored.

[ + 106 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26438
 24.02.2010
Do you know what:

15th March 10 years of the character "gayek" from "chips and deals"!! to

Whoever remembers!

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №26437
 24.02.2010
With 23 men.
This day will show who will get the gift on March 8th.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26436
 24.02.2010
Make it so that in Moscow there is even more snow for 40cm. I want my dog to walk out of the apartment on the 1st floor.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №26435
 24.02.2010
A familiar photographer posted a photo with a naked girl, named the "probe of light"
the first comment: "good light"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №26434
 24.02.2010
We watch with our wife the show about birds that throw eggs into other people's nests.
The Wife: WOW! You are exactly the same! You always throw your eggs on my half bed.

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