As a child, I insulted mosquitoes with the word anaphylaxis platy. (These are mosquitoes that carry malaria)

They are anophiles! You see, they insulted mosquitoes.

When the uncles of the 50s are sitting around you and cheerfully sing student songs under the guitar, and you sit like that and feel like a dinosaur at the age of 37. A wonderful feeling!

Article by Lenin:

XXX: I have a full assembly. I will read on vacation. But he is not Donetsk.

YYY: I am sorry. I have to pay tribute to Elias. Even for the sake of a full gathering, he does not write angry letters to Roskomnadzor with demands to ban torrents.

Morning Dialogue in Resuscitation:
Brother: Sergeevna, you have taken your clothes, give me a better assailant costume!
Sister: So I knew you were not a Jedi, but the generation of evil!

The weekend, we watch the family "Martian". The epic moment with the hurricane, when all the effort is in vain, I hear the son next door begins to whisper and wipe away tears:
You are what?
The card is sorry.

The importance of Russian tourism:
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Egerša from Baikal said: “He comes here alone!” Someone is a foreigner! On the shore of the Baikal walked, walked, came and showed gestures - drink, say, I want! He had little to drink!

xxx: People who are accustomed to comfort can just fantastically hinder."

There are no parasites in fresh water.
The fresh water is crystal clear. You can drink it raw and not be surprised by the frequency of approaches to the toilet afterwards!
Okay, let’s say he decided to drink from the Baikal.
1) How to get water? Do you always have a cup or bottle with you?
2) water on the shore and in the upper layer of water, even on the Baikal is not the cleanest, must be taken away and picked up where deeper. To go into the water? Taking a boat to sail? What if the winter - to climb into the crossing or just lay out of it?
3) raw water from a freshwater reservoir (not from an artesian well or from deep layers) should be boiled. Does a tourist have to fire? As long as he has something to boil that water.
And if he didn't stay in the tent with a night, but just came for a day's walk, what about him?

Egersha may have been used to living in the circumstances of the campaign all her life, and she has seen nothing except Baikal, but it is necessary to remember that not all of them are such narrow specialists!

And these people complain that no one goes to them! Yes, damn, maybe you would go, but you and drink without a quest won't get out, and the whole internet will be celebrated!

On the invisible hand of the market, the thief’s spikes are clearly distinguished.

In the morning, the son, watching the picture as I cover my hair with a hair lacquer, says:
“Mommy, you translate dichlophos in vain, your cockroaches are immortal!
And he is right.

I gave my parents my old cell phones. Recently, they gave me their old device for measuring pressure.

If you need to kill for your survival, kill as quickly and painlessly as possible. If you, of course, relate to civilized people, not to the extinct Neanderthals.
– is
The Neanderthals were unlikely to argue about the quick killing of the wild with a stone on the head. Unlike civilized people who invented torture, masochistic sex and weapons of mass destruction.

There are job offerers of the type:
- Oh, hello, you have such a beautiful resume, but here we have a good job, and you don't need to do anything, a couple of hours in the inette will sit and wild thousands of people, those. 8-Tritutushchitritata by Shoira Gamidovna.

I was tired and came up with the form of the answer:
Hi to!
What does your company do?
Real address or city phone number?
Type of activity? Legal and organizational form?
Which job is vacant?
What is the size of the salary and its form (white/black)?In what percentage?
What social and other payments will be provided to me (medical insurance, vacation, payment of sick leave, cellular compensation, GSM and vehicle depreciation)?
Why did you decide to turn to me?

by Irkuem:

About "Dadpool"
I decided to leave in the morning. There were a hundred and a half people in the cinema. Turn and go home. Bad and bad movie.

You need this thing, on two wheels. I forgot what it is called...
YYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX is out! The bicycle.

I’m looking for recipes on the same website.
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xxx: Interesting Articles / Dishes in the multivarka / Dishes in the shower / Dishes from meat / Dishes from bird / First Dishes / Cake Sweet / I want to Lose Weight
The direct cycle of women's life :DD

Frey gave us the blasphemy of the finger. At least one of the echoes struggled.

Frey has given us enough insults to replace all that is not tolerant enough for those over whom a hole in the sky and a whisper in their mouth/nose/cover and sinful masters in their pockets.

The forum. Photo of a partially painted passport of a large family, where 4 out of 5 children were born in December. Commentary of the author: "This is how to congratulate your wife on March 8!"

Great job, for the second time in my life I see a cat swallow something. For the first time in a multiplayer.

XXX is Hi. The game is designed on a single-core processor, so that the game runs on all the cores on a multi-core processor, or it loads only one core and because of this goes badly. They say it is re-written somehow, and if so, how do we do it?
YYY: Take the source code of the game from the developers. We analyze the code, write a new code taking into account the multi-string accuracy. Vuelta works as it should.
XXX: Where to write this code, how to write it off?
ZZZ (facepalm)
BBB: Boy, you came here in vain.

On the drawings that were sent late on Sunday night, there are no doors. In all the rooms, apparently, is supposed to get into, transgressing.
I don’t care, but I need the size of the door for evacuation calculations. I write to the architect: 2 nights. At three o’clock I get the answer: no drawing, no doors, with the phrase “how you all bite me.” removed from the tongue.

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xxx: And do Christians have methods of sinning and not burning?
Yyy: Christianity works in a different way – there if you have sinned (and burned), you can ask for forgiveness and continue to sin.