In other words, about propaganda. Somewhere there the dog stumbled and dug out that it didn’t work quite. The heterosexual is quite a physiological reaction, and how much a natural male with elastic ruby male ass does not show, and do not take a movie with a homotrach, and he is all looking at delicious tits. But shit, propaganda, softly and unsubstantially blur the boundaries. And why then, given the quite rich range of beautiful inflatable babes and the pressure of traditional heterosexual family values in the same movie, not a lot of gay and lesbians are rushing back into the heterosexual to disrupt. And this is even in the presence of a percentage of them with a sense of guilt and disgust for themselves, because it is not the norm, disease (what?Bad or shameful? Again it is physiology.
A practising psychiatrist talks about the advantages of his profession:
dpmmax: At all requests of neighbors to consult about ulcers, hemorrhoids, hypertension, pregnancy, you can safely say: I am a psychiatrist, here you go crazy - contact me.
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The Rider
Give up all the small skills. Such a feeling that in order to drive on the mechanics, you need to start at 6, then to the university and would be good later in the graduate school. People write and learn longer.
On the machine it is easier.
It is much more important to learn to observe the GDPR and behave on the road not as a fool. Because that's what you can see right away, and what a box is there - all the shit.
I work in the office when I go into the toilet cabin and close the door behind me, the pen inside is wet sometimes. Everything would be nothing, but there are no shells in the cabin, pure push and vandalism. Every kind of ugliness comes to mind.
But today came the day that this mystery was revealed to me.
I stand waiting for the line in the toilet, I hear the water already descending in the toilet and our staff comes out with a wet hand and scratches their fingers on each other.
I: Galina, and what did you wet your hands there?
Q: Well, while you wash after you, the water runs clean from above, and I rinse it faster.
I am 0_0
Swimming in bl.
Everything stolen from us
Afraid of the cold,
I bought a dog, I bought a dog.
At that doha gave me a mah-
Doha does not heat the nirvana.
This is not the 1960s, i.e. Maybe in the 1960s, but not in the 20th century. Since there is a record of these couplets (misleadingly called “Eva’s couplets,” but this is a different story) for PHONOGRAF, dated to 1912. And already then it was a baian, because some of the words (elda, mudé) were considered archaicisms at the time. Per the first KE was written by Barkov himself or even "Our all" - such proofs were counted behind him.
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Simpsonita: I also have a child quietly watching a zombie bite a person’s head, commenting “he needs more brains”, and the little pony in the movie did not watch, because there Iscorka offended Pinkie Pai and she cried for 15 minutes.
"Let’s count it up, the cowboy. With you."
Such storytellers usually forget about any ‘minor’ circumstances.
The story of my youth - the 90s, the youth of the same age 18-25 years, living in the country of elves is extremely few - the clash with reality quickly resounds. A girl came to our company, which is called "packed" - an apartment-machine, only after a jurfak, a senior lawyer, a low salary in dollars. Particularly, this was not shrinking, but always answering questions, say, "all by herself, with her labor, mind and workability." The girl at the same time is quite sympathetic, so all the free guys from the company (including me) went to her, no one achieved reciprocity, from which they concluded that the girl successfully found a daddy - and calmed down.
And somehow completely accidentally it became clear that: she is a late and extremely long-awaited child of very well-to-do parents, who are in a painful divorce; the apartment was presented to her by her father for adulthood, the car by her mother for graduation from the university (or somehow the opposite is not the case), and she works in the office, where the owner is the father, and the general director is the mother. When she was generally polite enough to hint that this is not ever everything itself, the outrage was simply universal, with a complete breakdown of relationships - no one of us has seen it since then.
And you are here with your arithmetic and vegetable bases.
Lilofeia: No, we have these role-playing games. Instead of fire sex, half roasted, like a pollution. My husband broke into my bedroom with his cowards down, waving a huge inflatable squat, while he joyfully spoke to me "Fuck!!"
The most natural strawberries, grown in the wild in an ecologically clean area, contain more sodium benzoate than is allowed to use in the preservation of products.
and Eureka! I now understand why the strawberries are placed in the fermented cabbage. I was naive to think it was for the taste. Our ancestors weren’t fools, they knew it.
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The same feeling...
That feeling when something is broken, you do not know that you are carrying all the wild. Everyone looks at you like an idiot.
But a second before the master's lust they called you suddenly understand what the problem is and right from the threshold you begin to discuss with the master the essence of the problem and how to solve it.
This is the aura of the specialist - next to the real specialist, even the most professional becomes smarter. Through a wall and a closed door.
From Habr:
Why do many developers not like Java?
What makes a good code good?
XX: What have you learned over the past week?
xxx: Explain the Unicode or transactions in the SUBD to a five-year-old child.
XXX: Your last achievement, which you are proud of?
xxx:...<a lot like this in the article>...
Yyy: God, no, such questions I would least like to hear in a technical interview.
YYY: Although... for nonsensical corporate competitions, they will agree.
Zzzz is late. Thousands of HR have already copied an article into the file "Questions for a computer worker's interview.doc".
The ordinary, most natural strawberries, grown in the wild in an ecologically clean area, contain more sodium benzoate than is permitted to use in the preservation of products. If the strawberries are driven by permits for the content of preservatives, it should be prohibited, it is over preservatives.
My husband works in the hospital. I sent a photo of the announcement today:
"All men get gifts on February 23 until 15.00 at the infection department!"
Below is the mark:
"And why not in a skin-veneric dispenser?"
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Calculation of this economics.
The bread is from baked bread, it tastes better.
My girlfriend bought a baking cake for £500. We live next to a store where you can buy bread for 49 pence, which is cheap and convenient. But we will cut off the cost of the oven – in just four years, if we double the consumption of bread, we will receive the ingredients for free and we will not take into account the cost of labor.
I just want to say I love you, Caroline, but fuck your mother.
How about negotiations?
It was not even time to go out to suck.
Is there a result?
You have chosen me, haha.
and Graz!! to
and passive). Do you know what has swung the cup of weights in our favor? ? The boss boiled the tea in his cup with Patrick and the SpongeBob))) German grit : "I see your professionalism and positive attitude!")
They sat down, drank and the guy I knew cried that for a year his girlfriend has been driving his nose, holding in a friendzone. Of course, he himself chews sophie and is not alphach at all, does not drink. He runs around, hears crying about the goats who haunted and dropped the queen, learned to cook desserts, takes the ready-made from the bars at 2 p.m., kills the apartment after the maid with the call of Watson everywhere... the full program is shorter. Her cell phone calls and her number. We say, type, tell her to come to you to fuck or she will forget the number. Put the phone. He said, “You can’t fuck her today. She has these days. I bought her clothes yesterday.”
Here I always wonder: when the cars were given the opportunity to start not from the outside, crazyly turning with the handle, and from the cabin by turning the key - the same clash was between the boxers and the automatizers?
From the discussion of the sleeping place of the astronauts:
xxx: They do not have the most important feeling in the process of sleeping - when the blanket and pillow wrap you, hug you from all sides and take it with you, bringing it to the kingdom of Morpheus))) fucking, I just woke up an hour ago, sleeping 10 hours, and my bed is tempting me back.
YYY: I am at work, so what are you doing???! to
Gauguin just became independent early, and went away from his wife and children, ocho, not to sit for him until the age of forty with his wife on the neck)))))
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Can you somehow put out quite adequate thoughts without these of your "children", "my puppies", "sweet", "sweet" and other evidence of excessive heart disease?