As a true master of treasure, Lucio Fulci knew that the number and length of the scenes with the Zombies directly depend on the number and length of the scenes with the Zombies. They didn’t need exploding helicopters.

Women love gold, except for silence.

The difficult female part



Per the shortest and most tangible definition of female fate I’ve ever heard.

from his niece. Sitting at the table, of course.

with us. And here is Mommy, after a couple of glasses of wine seriously worried

The future of a born child, asks, “Aniya, and when you grow up, what will you do?”

Do you want to be?” What this eight-year-old miracle, bursting, gives out:

“What are you, Mom! I will go to school, go to school, get married.

There are two, and she is pregnant.



The philosophers smoke in the side.

If your right hand touches the face of a beautiful brunette, your left hand

beautiful shirt, and your face drowns in the bust of a charming blonde -

That doesn’t mean you’re in heaven. You are really cool.

Luckily in the metro at the peak hour.

It fell well on the heels, the back now hurts.
Everything will survive before the wedding.)
The main thing is not to get into the army =D

"YasnoSolnishko: It is a pity! It’s a pity that Allen Carr died without the time to write the book "The Easy Way to Quit WOW"".

Probably he immediately showed this easy way.

1 I did not think what "work" = "read to" but not at home...
2 of AGA. They give money and eat for free. GAD

X is
The rule of crossing the road, first look to the left, go to the middle and look to the right, has long been out of effect.
Look to the left, then look to the right if there is any muddle at the meeting, go to the middle of the road, look not to the left, suddenly this muddle is already on the other side... then cross!!! to

The player
And right if it is not carried, suddenly this muddle is eating on its strip?

I think Putin, when he looks at the news, is crying for his greatness and the need to abandon his beloved people.

Fuck, Michael is a fool!
WOW: What is that?
When we were sitting with me and everyone had already eaten in the bowl, he, as usual, wanted to drink more. No one agreed. So this fool with my dog started drinking! He poured her beer into a bowl, choked with a bowl. The dog drinks from a bowl, and this fool from a bottle.
Did he have sex with her? and :)
HH: It could well be :)

Drc(c)

by 111:
I remembered
I dreamed yesterday or yesterday.
about how I some girl in the ass kicked the USB 1-2 and the computer said "found an unknown device"

by 222:
I like dreamed that I am falling from a high height but I am not afraid because I have a hat that compresses me in MP3 format.

1st
I will receive a gift or buy for a cheap poster - (not roast) - Dime Bilan! Very much needed! Please write here! and :)

2 is
Woody doesn’t need a poster, but a doll!!! It doesn’t break the mask :(

What is the difference between an indigenous Moscovite and a non-indigenous Moscovite? The fact that the native looks out the window in the subway and understands where he is going!

Night after February 14th:
and Hegemon:
Remember you said.
and Hegemon:
What is interesting to know, but where is the one with whom I am destined to be, what is she doing now?
:[My$+3xX]
Aha
and Hegemon:
Maybe she’s fucking now.
and Hegemon:
:D
and Hegemon:
Excuse the other.

Today I was on the MPL, late, around midnight. The incident occurred in the second wagon from the head. They stood up in the tunnel in front of Nevsky and stood for two minutes.
Some drunk m##ak got up and went to the button "Passenger machinery".

But not! He did not reach her! The car was almost empty - the man stood his feet on an empty lacquer, pushed his head into the open fork and screamed to the side of the cabin: "Hear, p##r!!! I want to go home, B##!I’m looking around. The passengers are first confused, then chicked.

The mechanic replies in the salon: "Don’t worry, we’ll go now!"

Passengers in Dawn. The Finish.

by metro.nwd.ru

Inscription on the female dormitory:
Check out: There are no girls.

Not every girl decides to break up with her boyfriend before her birthday.
He: But you are special.
It is: 100%
She: he said so..."I had different ones, but such fucking ones never did" :-D

by BIM:
Do you know why clothes are always in the laundry?

The Keymaster:
I know. Previously, when there were activator machines, the screw grabbed a piece.
He broke her into the shells. Now this is not the case, but the underwear is afraid and, according to the old memory, sinking into the underwear.

C4
Politech = Lochotron

C4
I struck the cowboy.

C4
Unreversible journey

C4
One day, he randomly connected all the instruments to all the labs and looked melancholy at the oscillograph, expecting that soon everything would fuck.

C4
Prepod approached, pointed to the scheme, thought and said that the modulation hoped to change from 50 to 90, and left.


C4
I realized it was shit.

KirKir: our HR department is crazy, they are all trying to get out on classmates and a hot picture of them "Working slaves" and a link to the company’s website :)

Put a script.