The companion was in the army, the combat gave them the task to the clerk to peel the branches on the trees to a height of two meters, well, the clerk said to the deputy, the deputy gathered the clerk and said, it was necessary to peel the trees to a height of two meters, well, the boys took the gasoline seals and peeled, left such beautiful clean pni two meters in height, the clerk when he saw the oral pleased, "you're going to cheat the pydoras tomorrow the branches back you'll be knocking".)))))

From the forum.kaspersky.com

SvetlanaSemenenko
28 July 2005 08:20
Dear Defenders of Viruses.
I have a problem with viruses. My computer is starting to behave inappropriately. As long as I did not insist on it (on myself), it started to turn off in the middle of the day. Sometimes it turns off, sometimes not.
Our computer engineers said that this malicious virus has stolen into my folders and could destroy everything there. It was recommended to ask for help here, from leading virus engineers.
And another problem. A neighbor’s computer has a Kaspersky program installed, which shows us a umbrella every morning. There was no rain and there was no rain. Computer scientists say this program is just catching viruses at this point, and we think it’s lying about the weather. Who of us is right?
Thanks in advance. and Svetlana.

Tristram
28 July 2005 09:53
5 Points

What is the name of the new GTA? Who knows?
Tagged: gta4
zzz: Captain Evidence is back with us.

Where are the prices in these regions? In Moscow 10000Kbit / s (I write - ten thousand kilobits, so there is no disagreement), for some wooden 850 rubles!!! to

Dmitry Anatolyevich make a slide, so that it is everywhere as well as in Moscow! I voted for you!

Matthew Spg. Prep: "We write the definition: a matrix is a rectangular table with numbers. Everything is good in this definition, except for three things: the matrix is not rectangular, it is not a table, and it does not contain numbers.

J**s ‎(12.02.2009 16:17)
The film yesterday watched 7 lives, there he got into the DTP and because of it 7 people died, so he gave 7 of his organs to those who needed a transplant and his girlfriend gave his heart and died (such as a melodrama), so I offer 2 part to shoot where this devaha kills all these people and collects it in parts, whose eyes, whose kidneys, in the film will be

Moorze
Children are terrible...

by Lestat
Gandalf is unfair.

by Lestat
And the children of Gandons are terribly unfair!

Status in aske "We fuck and we strengthen"

Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Are you back at work?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Ugu :((
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : What did he do?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Taking a food film, went into the sorting for the staff. He raised the hood and the seat. I wore the toilet myself.
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Dalmatian... :)))
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : When you stretch the film, nothing is noticeable. I drank coffee and sat down at the end of the hallway to watch the picture.
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : The first director went to the toilet. It came out quickly...
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : And how did she know that it was you?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : And do we have other idiots at work? It is :)
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Exactly :))))
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : And what did she tell you? What recovery?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : Deprived of the prize. He said it was the last warning.
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Do you have a big prize?
Shaman-massagist (15.02.09) : I do not know. I have never received. It’s not a fate... :(
Kanupriya (15.02.09) : Exactly so. by Dolphin 😉

I work in the administration, my grandmother recently came, said she was dissatisfied with the work of the administration and will complain to Obama :D

Thor: Wondering, are Hindus making documentary movies?
Grey Lion: ah.... I can imagine a film about the Second World War for example - "Zitler and Hitler" :))

Today’s children are fascinated by fantasy.
He was taught with his younger brother, but he did not like it.
Well, I told him to compose while I smoked.
When he returned, he said what he wrote, and what you would think:
I bought a horse.
I will not show you.
Taking such eggs.
I am crazy about them.

I sit at work, on the radio is a survey on the topic: "Child fears". Well, as everyone believes, who is dark, who is high and here among all:
And I still don't like ice cream, my grandmother in childhood forced me to eat it with bread, so that the throat didn't get cold.

I don’t kill time, it kills me.

Driven by history from January 29 – as in Veliky Novgorod, at night, two

Drunk citizen in search of his car opened all standing in the

The courtyard is easy.

Also in Novgorod, but in Nizhny Novgorod – then Gorky – Andrei lived for a while.

Dmitrievich Sakharov In the courtyard of his house was placed a car type

The building, in which some comrades were 24 hours a day.

One night someone thought of breaking into someone’s car standing in the yard.

Some of his comrades made a comment.

The next night, the court was overwhelmed by cars from all over the district.

In Europe, alcohol is a spice for life, in Russia - a medicine for it.

I sit in the barber room and wait for my turn. In front of me is a middle-aged man. When his turn comes, he sits in a chair and the barber says to him:
"Man’s plaque also hangs:"With unwashed hair-no haircut".Washing hair will cost 100 rubles."
He is: OK.
She washed his hair, scratched it, and he looked in the mirror and said, “Yes, in principle, go and give 100 and go.”
I waited 10 minutes until the barber stopped roasting.

According to the results of 2008, "AutoVAZ" reduced the sales of cars by 6% compared to 2007. [12 January 2009]

Total number of accidents in the country over the past year
It decreased by 6.6% compared to 2007. [14 January 2009]

dracula3 wrote (a):
Is the Arus language vigorous?? to
secta wrote (a):
It won’t help you 😉

He: I know how to check blood in home conditions.
I: for what? I can (and I can)

YYY: Mama grit.. I know that you drank a decent drink yesterday, I say: where did this information come from, mom to me: you tried to speak clearly.