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[ + 96 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26433
 24.02.2010
My father drinks.
YYY: You need to put it on online games
There people even quit smoking.

[ + 83 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26432
 24.02.2010
Smile to! You will succeed. I believe in you.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №26431
 24.02.2010
A few years ago, I spent a vacation on an international holiday base. There was a black American living with us nearby, from New Jersey. Well, they taught him to bow on the "Great and Powerful," and in particular one duty phrase, after which he was poured always and everywhere. Picture of oil:
Young people sit, drink and eat. Appropriate buoy negro and with a characteristic accent gives out: Chuvaki, ne kriste, daite vodka! The humble people silently pour, silently drink, and silently look after the leaving Negro.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №26430
 24.02.2010
My friend seemed to be as close as possible to becoming a truffler. We sit, in short, on courses, we joke with the code, he asks for the toilet, stands up and flies to the blow. Running past my compass, five meters from me it stops. He takes five steps back and says, “It’s a mistake in the code!” and goes on. corrected the error. I am in Houston...

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №26429
 23.02.2010
When you cut off a person’s head in Photoshop, you realize that it’s so beautiful when people are bald.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №26428
 23.02.2010
She was my most unforgettable girl!! We drank champagne with martini and I don’t remember anything.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26427
 23.02.2010
A large line stands in front of the two institutions, and the guy (P) buys himself and those who asked him for bread:
Q: Please 2 croissants, 3 layers, 2 cornflakes, 4 puddles, 3 maccaffe and 2 teas
Scream from the line: and by eb%lu!

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №26426
 23.02.2010
He talks with a Russian-Dutch speaker. There, in principle, it is clear how its creators were guided.
But, here, explain to me WHAT the affars of the Russian-Japanese conversation book thought, which contained the following sentence: "Stop licking me!"

Is this often happening in Japan?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №26425
 23.02.2010
The soldier whispered, the tears flattened,
The Trophy Saxophone
On his chest glowed.
Medal "For the City of Washington"

Congratulations to you guys!

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №26424
 23.02.2010
Leah, I wanted to ask you everything.
2 is well?
What is the strange design you have under the note on the table?
What about the submission? ?
Because the engineer of the asser has to pull his hands out of his ass.
Put them where they should be!!! Here is,
Fuck, tell me what to think about ventilation
Do you want to go down?!! to

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №26423
 23.02.2010
"The foil hat will not save from aliens"

This is fucking! I had hoped so much for her!! to

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26422
 23.02.2010
bleak, bleak, well, why the crooked multi-colored sprinkle was found just the day before the transfer!? to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26421
 23.02.2010
Give me an AK-47 for the 23rd!! to
The fool, the fool, the fool, the fool!
It’s a gun with only one bullet :)
Three of them, ah :)
Why with one? Are they three?
1 to Fuck! I will shoot you!! to

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №26420
 23.02.2010
Message in the online game:

All real men, including me, from February 23!

[ + 49 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26419
 23.02.2010
If you put a mirror on the inside of the toilet door, it will not be a toilet, but a laughing room.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №26418
 23.02.2010
Yes, I want sex. I’ve been tired of screaming porn for 25 years. Sorry, I have nothing to do with it.
WOW: You either forgot the excuse "b", or you didn’t tell me much...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №26417
 23.02.2010
ch ch ch
The fucking! you know this feeling, sat sitting, then silently moved and no longer, you want to sit as it was, and it does not work (
ch ch ch
It’s shit, but it’s not shit anyway.
ch ch ch
The most painful moments in life

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26416
 23.02.2010
A friend buys a dress for money that is not allowed to spend. The following dialogue * invents an excuse *:
What should I say to my mom?
Mom, I bought a dress.
I understand, and then what?
Mom, am I going?
Next is what?
Mom, don’t beat me!

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №26415
 23.02.2010
Jenn when you live in a community - eating is constantly pulling
Jenn and at home... cowboy...
Jenn looks into the refrigerator and there is food!
Jenn will look back - and there is food again!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №26414
 23.02.2010
xxx: I always loved neighbors standing in the toilet, and when they boil boiling water at night, and when they grumble on each other, and when they disturb a crying child for hours...BUT the music card left in the toilet at the 2nd passing through the "Happy Birthday" and "Ah,my sweet Arlequin"for 12 hours...the stucco creates a persistent feeling that I am messing up on the names, then next to the wandering circus.

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