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My father drinks.
YYY: You need to put it on online games
There people even quit smoking.
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24.02.2010
Smile to! You will succeed. I believe in you.
A few years ago, I spent a vacation on an international holiday base. There was a black American living with us nearby, from New Jersey. Well, they taught him to bow on the "Great and Powerful," and in particular one duty phrase, after which he was poured always and everywhere. Picture of oil:
Young people sit, drink and eat. Appropriate buoy negro and with a characteristic accent gives out: Chuvaki, ne kriste, daite vodka! The humble people silently pour, silently drink, and silently look after the leaving Negro.
My friend seemed to be as close as possible to becoming a truffler. We sit, in short, on courses, we joke with the code, he asks for the toilet, stands up and flies to the blow. Running past my compass, five meters from me it stops. He takes five steps back and says, “It’s a mistake in the code!” and goes on. corrected the error. I am in Houston...
When you cut off a person’s head in Photoshop, you realize that it’s so beautiful when people are bald.
She was my most unforgettable girl!! We drank champagne with martini and I don’t remember anything.
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23.02.2010
A large line stands in front of the two institutions, and the guy (P) buys himself and those who asked him for bread:
Q: Please 2 croissants, 3 layers, 2 cornflakes, 4 puddles, 3 maccaffe and 2 teas
Scream from the line: and by eb%lu!
He talks with a Russian-Dutch speaker. There, in principle, it is clear how its creators were guided.
But, here, explain to me WHAT the affars of the Russian-Japanese conversation book thought, which contained the following sentence: "Stop licking me!"
Is this often happening in Japan?
The soldier whispered, the tears flattened,
The Trophy Saxophone
On his chest glowed.
Medal "For the City of Washington"
Congratulations to you guys!
Leah, I wanted to ask you everything.
2 is well?
What is the strange design you have under the note on the table?
What about the submission? ?
Because the engineer of the asser has to pull his hands out of his ass.
Put them where they should be!!! Here is,
Fuck, tell me what to think about ventilation
Do you want to go down?!! to
"The foil hat will not save from aliens"
This is fucking! I had hoped so much for her!! to
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23.02.2010
bleak, bleak, well, why the crooked multi-colored sprinkle was found just the day before the transfer!? to
Give me an AK-47 for the 23rd!! to
The fool, the fool, the fool, the fool!
It’s a gun with only one bullet :)
Three of them, ah :)
Why with one? Are they three?
1 to Fuck! I will shoot you!! to
Message in the online game:
All real men, including me, from February 23!
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23.02.2010
If you put a mirror on the inside of the toilet door, it will not be a toilet, but a laughing room.
Yes, I want sex. I’ve been tired of screaming porn for 25 years. Sorry, I have nothing to do with it.
WOW: You either forgot the excuse "b", or you didn’t tell me much...
ch ch ch
The fucking! you know this feeling, sat sitting, then silently moved and no longer, you want to sit as it was, and it does not work (
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It’s shit, but it’s not shit anyway.
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The most painful moments in life
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23.02.2010
A friend buys a dress for money that is not allowed to spend. The following dialogue * invents an excuse *:
What should I say to my mom?
Mom, I bought a dress.
I understand, and then what?
Mom, am I going?
Next is what?
Mom, don’t beat me!
Jenn when you live in a community - eating is constantly pulling
Jenn and at home... cowboy...
Jenn looks into the refrigerator and there is food!
Jenn will look back - and there is food again!
xxx: I always loved neighbors standing in the toilet, and when they boil boiling water at night, and when they grumble on each other, and when they disturb a crying child for hours...BUT the music card left in the toilet at the 2nd passing through the "Happy Birthday" and "Ah,my sweet Arlequin"for 12 hours...the stucco creates a persistent feeling that I am messing up on the names, then next to the wandering circus.