What is not corrected by reboot, is corrected by reinstallation!

The call of the sapport who meals peacefully:
The Client: Hi
Sophia: Good morning
I'm here somewhere, I pressed something. Nothing is?
Sophia : Nothing!
The client put the phone.

Today on the radio they talked about the fact that Bilan wants to fly into space and sing there.
First thought: Does this fool know that there is no sound in space?
The second thought: And hide, let it imaginate from this planet.

alek_j
Let me loose your cavalry and steal you.
alek_j
I don’t have a horse or a car, so I’ll take you in a food cart.

From the discussion of the video on illegal downloading:
We will tolerate everything: hunger, poverty, humiliation, but when torrents are taken from us, we will crush the power so that there will be no stone on the stone.

Friend of Poe:
A parrot has taken off my egg.
For eight years, I thought it was crazy.

I was crying!! to

“New folder 3" From the creators of “New folder” and “New folder 2”.

Gary, how are you doing?
I will marry soon!
For whom? for what?
Aha
You were against...?
-Yes, but her phrase after oral sex"I know what I will eat in the hunger time", made me apply, and arrange the hunger time.

In the kitchen there were two gas plates and one dishwasher. In it they washed the dishes, washed (near the tavern) and rinse the crown.
There was a crazy grandmother in my house. If she was called to the phone while she was cooking, she took the pot from the plate with her. To my question "why?" she replied: "Yes, I write to you in the pot, and suddenly you write to me too"...
It was an interesting life!

The managers of Eldorado have the iron logic: if you didn’t let them fuck you, you did somewhere fuck them.

I love the router! Only here the theme of innovation in prosthetic construction can grow into a dispute about whether it is correct and advisable to masturbate with the help of mechanical prosthetics in the form of a hand.

Thirty on the street, what do you think?
Tired of life?
Are you talking to a fly?
The cotton newspaper
“Winter in the yard, and you, as stupid as you were, died.
You’re talking to the body of the flies.

Sold by De Lorean. Year of issue - 2015

Do you think that you are limited? and :)
Wow, it is limited. Take it only in case of war, and then in the wardrobe, in the kitchen :-D
Meaning of meat? :D

I go to the fitness room. It just has the smell of drip.
Q: Do you smell so bad here?
Coach: I don’t know... We fought here in the morning.
With the evil?

xxx: Well, I was met by the girls in underwear in the morning, all beautiful, this is the kind of surprise for you.
YYY: In principle, we were also given a gift - Xusha and Dasha met us in clothes. We are very grateful to them for that.

At work... our entire office moved to a new room, naturally everyone signed their system book, the next day the painting with oil: a blonde lady with a wild scream is looking for something and rushes to admin...I am interested in what happened??? The girl, blinking out the eyes: you understand, the system was brought to my office, but the monitor was not mine brought, I am looking for my".I gru her, take any...and this is a miracle as a sparkle: "Ah, smart all I look at, on my monitor my dads and photos"...
Oh no words.

amazonka: how I like when my English friend compliments me
Amazonka: in English everything sounds not as Russian, everything is beautiful, elegant
Amazonka: Yesterday he told me that he loves me because I’m such a Russian cruiser
Thin: So I always tell you that you’re fucking fucking.

My friend who was at home caring for a little child suffered so much from a lack of communication that even Jehovah’s Witnesses who approached her on the street ran away under some pretext after five minutes.

The director ordered all ITRovts to congratulate from February 23, told the supplier to buy a notebook and pen. The supplier bought, brought. At the planner, the director gave everything to everyone. The notes were all different, I got the coolest: a black one, with the inscription Gothic, and from the bottom it is attributed to "remember that you are dust". :D