Uncle and aunt gave a pack of condoms and a catcher
Did they hint to me subtly that it was time to remove the prostitute?
Tagged: Lucky
I was given a cashier.
and socks
fucking

SMS on February 23:
Congratulations on Oleg!
Thank you Katherine :)
I am Lucia Shevtsova.
I’m not an Oleg either. :)

Questionnaire on the dating site:
In the status: "Mommy - anarchy, Daddy - a glass of port wine!"
— — —
About me: "I live with my parents"

C hubra, discussion of porn site hacking:

XXX: Is it going to be there?
YYY: To keep the chosen, lead
XXX: There are also references to the race. I was told...
Yyy: A friend told me, ahah ;)
Everyone has a friend who tells that.
YYY: Oh, and it’s the same one known all over the internet.

She: I am free! Like a 70th size coward.

Q: On Saturday, you don’t want to pull out boxes, furniture and piano?
Boxes are possible. The piano is naked.
Okay, I have been persuaded. What about Sunday?
WOW: Piano – Nahuy in any day of the week, Vitech!! to

Q: Do you have a calcium?
WOW: No, that is, a bong, a pipe, a waterman, a parachute and an ordinary bat with a hole.
Q: Will I go somehow?

We have developed a system for evaluating women’s beauty:
Fapability: Measured by Fapobella
2. fucking: measured by fabbels (1 fabbel is equal to 10 fabbels)
3 Angelino-Joel - he can only be one. It is automatically assigned to your permanent woman.

Masa is

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Many
xxx: Say the first three digits

Congratulations to the bus driver. One of the wishes was: "To not stand!" they clarified, of course, what about the bus, but he still stopped.

The apartment was so small that it could be dusted from a single socket.

Yesterday I buried:
Soldiers: Comrade, the land is frozen with a lap not to dig up...
The Flag: Breathe
The Soldiers: Is it?
Flag: one breathes to the ground and heats, the other digs.

from Wikipedia
The scenes with the naked Colin Farrell did not enter the film, as they were badly perceived by viewers at the preliminary view.The naked Colin led to a fainting state of women in the hall, causing men to feel uncomfortable.

My grandfather recently wiped out (sitting behind the computer):

I need Gogol in the arena. O_0

I couldn’t understand what he meant ?

Then I understood. Go to Opera ?

With my grandmother. I installed a remote access program on the phone. There is a choice:
I already have an account.
I want to make a new account.
I don’t want an account.

She is me:
Do I want a new account?
I, Tony Jedi, hand in hand on the phone:
You do not want a new account.
I do not want a new account.

Received from a spam bot as a comment to a fixed page about this type of spam comment:
Robin Hood killed the rich and gave them to the poor.
Melted of Enthusiasm

Very pleased to download audio in contact (theme of the union):

Select a grammatical record on your computer.

The Socialist Obligations:
Graphic recording must comply with GOST 10-MB and GOST MP-3.
The recording should not contain bourgeois propaganda.

The Office. The phone rings. The Ukrainian girl:
"Good morning It’s all about you"
Her interlocutor (he doesn’t know Ukrainian at all), covering the phone with his hand, surprisedly asks the comrade: “What’s going on with you there?” A girl calls and tells me she is masturbating!"

The Chinese know, the Jews know, the Red Army is stronger! Remember Berlin, as from the Red Star, he received in the 45th p..y! Kersachs scream and pilots step, submarines float under the ice! Pofig that guns and fuel is not enough, we will give the enemy a spade on eb..lu! Celebration of Men!

Which classic should I listen to at least once in my life?
Delly: Parents