Wife: look at the internet of conspiracies against a maid and one against a maid!
J: What does that say? It is more harmless than the mother-in-law!
Man: In my opinion, this only speaks of male nobility and female vengeance.
M: Why did you use it at all?

I went home and saw a couple fighting at the stop, I stumbled and they heard, then they roared and reconciled. I fucking buy it.

and Adler.
We watch fireworks in HD-quality on TV, behind the window their real thunderstorms.
The full effect of presence.

This is a celebration ?!!! All the best) happiness and health! To be a man in all!)
Thank you, I am not an advocate :D
You are in good health)
YYY: Well and what? As it is now fashionable to say: not served - not a man :D
xxx: so it is ?
You can get a health discount.)
yyy: did not serve because of poor health - a man with a discount?

The boss cries...
Report on the next vacation carefully transcribed, the inscription "corrected believe", signature, stamp...

Take away gender jerk and bone washing from Ukraine! I want to go back to the topic of big cats - the last comic has caused nostalgia!

Nokia X, X+ and XL. Is there a Nokia One?

bbb: Nokia XXX for the most disappointed...

4 in the morning. I dance with a box on my head, surrounded by an orange begemot and a pink dog. Am I a drug addict? Am I crazy? I am the mother of a five-month-old baby.

Recalling Alexander Glikberg (aka Sasha Black):

*** by
Oh my suffering country,
where the repetition is eternal,
Where in the Holy Spirit
They set a clear path,

Where you will not age forever
Not a poem,
For you, the Gods changing,
You do not change at all.

by E. LUKIN The SB. "In Defense of Speech"

XXX: Did you see the trolling at the closing ceremony? The Olympic Ring.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Could turn into a meme. Everyone will remember this logo ?
XXX: A very literal move. There even Ernst in a T-shirt was walking with this unopened ring.
xxx: they are at the highest level))))

Market of countries:
I have 20 billion euros, what can you offer?
You are lucky! Today you can take Ukraine for that amount! With all politicians and Mayans, as well as a bonus – Yulia Tymoshenko!

Discussion of fleet manoeuvres on the tactical map:

xxx: Will the fleet really float on a bow or curve, if anything? Why not directly?
Yyy: The earth is not flat.
QQ: Science in the Third! All in the textbooks!

XXX: The authors of the closing of the Olympics have steel eggs. According to the plot, two clowns control a boat that floats from the flower of culture to the circus, and at the end this circus is spectacularly crumbled into a black hole.

At a certain age, women start to have cats and stop to have men.

It is a little boring, but:
— — —
Useful symbiots are more difficult - they need to help their partner in symbiosis.
— — —
Symbiosis is a mutually beneficial coexistence, and if at least one does not benefit, it is already parasitism.

The sister went on vacation and asked to take care of the cat.
It is not an option to take, stress for the animal. So I go to him twice a day – to feed, to chew, to play. He is missing! I began to think about staying with him for one night.

My husband said if I stay, he will talk to him in a manly way. Maybe even a moustache.

Thursday, the metro, the evening, the peak hour.
In the car in the midsleep sit tired and unhappy people. Every knock of the wheels, every roar of the door of the wagon is heavily given to the head and brings unbearable pain. There is only one thought in this common consciousness: “I want to lie down in my bed and sleep in silence and peace.”
And suddenly, on the station a hunting row, a crowd of some spiders in colorful pants and joyfully declare "And now we are playing you on the drums!!!"

Are you in your mind?

here

How to live and fuck with a girl in jeans
Mike, who is very happy with you.
Talk about women’s ass. No is?
_________________________________________________________
Go to the studio!"

Why do you need contacts and contacts? And so everything was told. pay attention to the girls in jeans and shirts, not painted and disguised

X: 500 rubles is money at all and not small. Do you know that for them you can agree on 2 saucers in Udmurtskaya and 3 in s.
Y: I live in the pastels. The question is why is it cheaper???? to
X: Quality is not urban

Jopa_20 percent: Did you spend the night in Galli?
Matros LOM: Almost so but not entirely
Matros LOM: I spent the night at home
Matros Lom: But with Galey