I open somehow a packaging filler for the cat toilet and BAC! In a surprise package, a bowl of cat canned food "sardines in smoked salmon jelly". to protect! I have never tried sardines in my life, and in the jelly of smoked salmon I will never try. Lucky for the cattle, I think.
On the joys of the hideous acquisition, I decide to delight the above-mentioned animal with an unexpected delight. The case at night...
Living joyfully knowing the content, a puffy scourge, gathered on the side. The toilet pot at this time is filled, which is quite natural, with this very filler.
For a full understanding of the picture, I will say that there is a tradition in our relationship with cattle: ruining the filler, the cattle carries my brain for cleaning by all available methods, that is, mowing, friction and scratching all over the body.
By the night of the next day, I realized that it was a test drive of the filler. The puppy stumbled into the pot, with a frequency of once every 15 minutes, up to rattling for half a meter, each time during the defecation. Should I say that the 10-liter filling bag ended at 6 a.m.? I was hopelessly late to work. Yes, and the piss for the second day in the clinic, cleansing the stomach.
I think that sardines in salmon sauce, it is not only non-patriotic, but also convenient for the wallet.

Andryuša: Today I will be late at the earliest time and be 100% crazy
You are OK. Are you celebrating there?
Andrusha: My partner's son was born, he fucked me from the morning
You: lol, do you want the second?
You are a man.

My daughter pulled a little furry cat six months ago. Fire is red. They called it Fire. Everything would be nothing, but the whole file we felt only when we took it to the country and it was a little lost...

Cyan Real Estate Agency only associates me with poison?

xxx: death is considered forced liquidation of IP
YYY: If you die, you will also be removed from the universe.
XXX is heartless.
xxx: man has a problem, and he is also deducted
xxx: and the military committee will send the agenda, counting off, so the postponement has ended

xxx: He accidentally deleted about 4,000 company customer records from the database. My answer in the form of quoting the well-known phrase "Never be afraid to be wrong" did not quite satisfy my boss (

Habr, article on the statistical processing of the parameters of girls-models PlayBoy.
The commentary:

XXX: Thank you for reading.

Subject: In the Kingdom of Bhutan, houses are painted with images of fallos and hang their wooden counterparts over the entrance door as a shelter.

Comments: I think I live in the Butanese :facepalm:

There comes that uncomfortable moment when it seems that all the sellers consider you either a complete failure, who remained without a gift, or a sclerotic without fantasy, who forgot to congratulate someone from his family.
— — —
The uncomfortable moment should come from the realization that for some reason you don’t brag on the opinion of sellers (who, by the way, most likely brag on you).

Example is incomplete.
Press, what is your name?
and Catherine.
So here is Masha [...]
And yes, Euphoria?
What kind of euphoria am I?
What kind of Masha am I?

The incident is exhausted.

News: "Russians have become less smoking"

Comment: By the way, I started smoking more with this anti-smoking law. I could never smoke in the box before. And now as soon as I see these screenshots of the type "no smoking and you do not advise" I immediately remember that it is time to fuck.

Not all cats are mackerel.
No, it is all!

= ^ ^ ^

Somewhere in 2003 I came to work on April 1st, and there our girls are struggling.
- We have already played Vasilich (bucha) three times that they are pregnant - so that he would make a decree for us!
The company is small and every employee counts. Well, and the papers Bush didn’t like us. And there they are, my...
And he goes to me:
“You, dude, won’t make such a foolish joke — lie that you’re pregnant?
– Victor Vasilyevich, how can you — over you — and joke? In addition, I already have three children, and I, unlike this youth, know perfectly well that the maternity is issued at 30 weeks, and not at the stage of "two stripes".
At that time, I remember, our bush was really pale.
In November of that year I got pregnant, by the way... Nothing, survived somehow... :D

270 knives

This is the maximum hour of work.
A small example: The ceiling of one apartment takes about 1000 cartridges for G / K (One box)

anecdote

Mother takes her son on a journey:
“Here I put you oil, bread and a kilogram of nails.
But why?
I understand why! Smell the oil on the bread and sing!
And the nails?
Well, here they are, I put it!

can be!

Maybe a question?
Stupid of course. But how do boys with a basic male dignity use condoms? They have quite the same standard size.
Yes, I read on the package - 180 mm. What if someone is not 18, but 23, or, God be afraid,... much more?
The size of type "giant" is no more than that.

At school, a biologist told us, “If a guy tells you he’s too big and so he can’t use a condom – run away from him as far away as possible!” and with these words she got the usual condom and pulled it on her arm to the elbow.

A three-year-old daughter with a bag of nails in her ass breaks the apartment. The folder, leaving in vain attempts to calm her, gives:
In 17 years, some guy will come to us with the intention to take this miracle to him, and I will definitely tell him "Exchange and return is NOT subject to!!and "

Here is a ghost pain, and I have a ghost bush in my pocket.

The technical publication. The results of the survey "What is best to give on February 23".
HH: Well, we can sum up preliminary conclusions:
The first is a radio-controlled helicopter.
2nd place is a radio-controlled minet.
The third place was divided by the blue isolant and the WD-40.

If you can’t prove that your head is more valuable than your body, then you should.
— — — —
If you are unable to prove to the boss that you need to be promoted, not his son, then you should.
The Truth?

"You have a broken psychic! You have a broken psychic! Everyone is treated! You are stupid!"Yes, your steel nerves are shining up, man.