Are you often criticized?
I am married.
(The quote is not short)

xxx: Briefly advanced you, tomorrow you will be shooting a couple of lovers as usual near the park and in the museum. People are sensitive, they need very high-quality photos
Okay, I’ll try, how much do you pay?
XXX is paid $15! to me! You have to work for the time being! Not insulting
I need my phone number and name.
xxx: Write +7******** His name is Vova, and the second is Denis
Tagged: Pidaras
xxx for what?
YYY: I’m talking Pidarasi, I didn’t write the letter, although you’re also Gandhi.

I've been reading Bor for a long time, but to see how I missed the story about a guy with dollars... and fucking with it, but here they often mention him, I realized that he is ignorant and brings trouble. Tell me how he won such popularity. I don’t think I’m only interested.

Announcement on one information resource:
"Slovakia dropped a point from Russia."

I am scared, I will not go to Slovakia, they are harsh guys...

Theoretically, theory and practice are the same thing, but in practice they are very different things.

- this is an online game, you play a deer with a human face (like in Princess Mononoke) there with other deer you can communicate through all kinds of deer habits, etc.)

I can talk with the elephants and in life :(

XXX: Ura, the boss said that now instead of Evgeny the tester will be a girl.
You’re so happy because, unlike Eugene, you won’t want to kill a girl?
XXX is no. The girl is weaker, it is much easier to kill her!

Russian gamers stay in quests every 5 minutes because they intuitively feel the nearest critical mistake.

Shape (c)

X: Torrents are closed
X: What kind of lentenant from the Mukhosasran district decided that there was a theft
X: And I suppose, I think the crab needs to sleep. But I don’t run after him with a syringe.
X: Who are you?
X: Where are you driving me?? to
X: AAA
Say goodbye, my friend
X: I am okay with you. I love Russia very much. I live in a beautiful country. I love our power. I will die for her.
They work quickly :)

You will not believe! I found the Milkyway box on an antresol!!! :D

DenisO: Today I got a call from the security service of the bank where I open the account. I was asked if I was going to carry out illegal operations. I said no. Apparently he answered correctly - wished good luck in business and calmed down. They work, however. and :)

The account is open.
I already have three brushes, who has more?

by alonso_kexano
I sit in the dining room, eating the native universe paper pellet. Next to it are three girls. They discuss the comparative advantages of different models of boots. And here is one with such an exciting look:
You are what? When the ice melt, do you know how much cold it produces? And then you go, and that cold is absorbed into your boots!

...the laws of thermodynamics, embracing, glimpsed under the table. All three.

today came with his daughter to the zoo for a hamster, in front of us in the line stood a guy... on the question of the seller: "What would you want?" he replied that he wants a rat and definitely a girl, on the question why not a boy, he said that you won't call him Haecka... after buying a rat he put it in a box from under the router ^_^

From a dream:

The guest (guest)
I dreamed of a big ex. The man smelled my hair. For what?

Without any comments.

There would be only health, and what to undermine it - a man will always find.
Yuri Tatarkin

And liquid nitrogen reminded me of the distant past. In the early 80s of the last century, I went to Donetsk for patent matters, to the Institute for Mining Rescue (VNIIGD). It was located on the main street of the city and was a whole complex of multi-storey buildings with two closed courtyards. We sit in the cabinet that goes through the windows to one of these courtyards, and suddenly we hear the soul-breaking scratch of metal on the asphalt. We look out the window, and there the institutional truck pulls into the center of the courtyard the iron pad three meters in length and width and depth from half a meter. I ask why this miracle, and I am answered that the institute opened the theme of extinguishing underground fires with liquid nitrogen.
Now there will be the first experiment, so to say, a pen test. I think the idea is clearly not without common sense. A better way to deliver practically inert gas to the focal point of fire is probably not to come up with. It costs liquid nitrogen a penny.

Meanwhile, a huge tank with liquid nitrogen is brought into the yard. Two powerful children in cotton and gloves attach to it a shiny hose. One occupies a post near the valve, the other takes the hose to make.
After the tank, a tank with gasoline appears and gasoline is poured into the pot probably three fingers. Then the tank leaves, and a squadron of mine rescuers in combat uniforms with healthy fire extinguishers goes out into the yard, safety equipment so to speak, and is located around the counter. Finally on the stage appears a large, mouthy leadership companion in a smooth shirt, tie and shirt (winter!) The fire extinguishing sector. By this time, all the windows are already covered by employees and they observe as on the command of the field, the mining rescue fighter ignites the torch and throws it into the pit. When it burned out on the whole surface, the chief gave a blast to the nitrogen. A thick silver stream of liquid nitrogen in white smoke stumbled into the flame-covered paddle and...

There are experiments whose results are easy to explain later, but difficult to predict, based only on common sense. Knowledge and the desire to think. This experiment was just like that. Gasoline and nitrogen have close dipole points. Therefore, the liquids are mixed as easily as alcohol is mixed with water. Further, under the influence of high temperatures, nitrogen intensely evaporated from the volume, became lighter than the surrounding air and pulled everything else up. As a result, about a minute later, a cloud of burning nitrogen and gasoline suspension began to rise from the paddock. Black-bitter with white veins, it was exactly like a nuclear fungus from civil defense films. When the mushroom rose to the fifth floor...

I could write, “There was a powerful explosion.” But that would be untrue.
In fact, Ebanulo and Ebanulo with terrible force! It crashed so much that almost all of the glass was broken. The walls, the cabinets, the people – everything was covered with a thick black hose. Then, as always happens in such cases, there was silence. The first came to himself and came out of the table former frontman Abram Borisovich. No one remembered how he got under the table, including himself. He shrugged, turned out to be the cleanest in the room and said with satisfaction, "Well, this idiot we will never see again.
Go to promotion.

proved to be right.

by Abrp722

Life is a constant struggle. With neighboring children who consider its garden their own, and their children who consider it a stranger.

to him:

I understood why you metalworkers can listen to metal while other people can’t. Your hair grows that isolates your hearing from metal noise.

It’s from the shit you’re listening to ;)

to this:
The minor Odessa spire, shining a green laser indication in the front glass of the cars from the 16th floor, is dedicated.
1) Your statement is obviously disgusting. The light, go on. The eyes are pleasant. But! Such entertainment improperly contributes to an accident, almost offended the advancing matrix.
2) Due to the shaminess of your instructions, it is clear from which window you are dealing with this unnecessary. The next time I won’t be polluted, I’ll find an apartment and your instructions will illuminate your internal organs straight from the anus.

Your kind neighbor.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Konstantin Vasilyevich is. 0_o