My dad has an engineer, but on off-time this is not extended for some reason. Recently, for example, decided to bake pins in honor of Maslenica and by a miracle did not kill - first decided to rinse the mixers of the mixer under a stream of water, then quickly melt the butter in the microwave (without directly unfolding the foil).

Mother, shrinking from all this, proposed to burn his document on passing the course of safety technology instead of chubbling.

Teaching in Honey. 6 the course. Doctors are practically ready. Favorite question for a splash - what is the name of the splash between the hemispheres? No one remembers. and none. They had to do so much that the anatomy (GOS exam, by the way) - they do not remember completely. I don’t remember pharmacy. and biochemistry. and histology. But it was all that they had to do, because there was nothing to understand! From now on, 600 pages. The textbook. Or about 1200. Practically by hand. And they do not remember. Particularly, they don’t remember the great ones. They gave up and immediately forgot. Three men remember longer. But the excellence, not all, but many - master the ability to diagnose, think immediately about the diagnosis, and become good doctors. The trio is not. He was sick and lost the ability to analyze.

You do not understand! This is the smoothie of society!
Aaa... fat...

Once in one magazine came a collection of biographies of poets of the Silver Age without special notes. Not boring people lived, I must say. Balmont was thrown out of the window of the 3rd floor naked to his wife, but remained alive and chrome as Byron, Block literally pushed his own wife to the novels on the side, Mayakovsky and Briki with their high relationships, Yesenin with his public scandals and fights with Duncan, a widespread passion in the poetic environment of cocaine and morphine... In general, Akhmatova “when you knew from what sores the poems grow, not knowing shame” played for me a few new colors.

For some reason, my man thinks that if he is stronger and can raise his hand on me, saying all sorts of ugliness, nothing threatens his toes.

My mother is retired, but she still works. She was tired of another hobby: painting. She had to learn to shoot. He goes to courses of possession of firearms, pleased to tell what he shot this time, what he studied and where he got. By the way, it does not get very bad.
At work, her colleague learned about the hobby and complained that she also recently shot in a tirade at a shopping center to win her daughter a soft toy, but did not win. The child is upset and asks for a toy.
Out of curiosity, my mom decided to see what kind of tires were there and shot this damn toy from the first time. The toy was presented to a colleague and then handed over to the happy child with the words - it is an aunt from work shot for you in that thread.
All would be nothing, but the toy was taken with it to the kindergarten and everyone was told this story. Now the whole group requires the aunt from work to shoot and they also have such a toy.

> such myths as "the real man" and "the real doctor"

Here you get all the power from doctors like now programmers. You come to him with food poisoning, and he sows your ass and sows lightning into your belly, because "the shit is an outdated paradigm, she is out of how many years", and that after every shit you need to wash the abdominal cavity with antibiotics, it is nonsense, modern hardware has enough power.

If you are more successful in life, build a table longer, not a fence higher.

Teisha gave here recently, I blinked my eyes half an hour later.
In the words of the spouse...
Never before had I noticed that my mother had such a pathological hatred for energy-saving bulbs and water counters! Every time she arrived, she walked from room to room, grumbling at the blindingly cold light of new lamps and bursting herself under her nose, which, say, is why and walk pale all that there is no sun in the house from ordinary lamps! And water counters are her personal enemies! I tried for a long time to experience in my mother the reasons for this, gently say, inadequate attitude toward domestic progress, but she first denied everything, denied it, until she finally endured and told me everything, as in the spirit, why my face was stretched and my eyes were shaken.
It turns out that counters and bulbs save money that I can spend on babs, cabbages and other gambling!
The poor man...

PyeongChang reports that someone ran around the city with a bear, singing "oh, frost, frost", and beat the mouths of the Americans. But they were unable to identify because the man was carrying a neutral flag.

xxx: There was an experimental release of the open implementation of the Win32 API - Wine 3.1. Since the release of version 3.0, 29 error reports have been closed and 346 changes have been made.
Wine 3.11 for Workgroups.

The difference of generations. Mother M and I.
I: Did you see it? There one man launched into space a car with a mannequin of an astronaut and is conducting a live broadcast on the Internet.
M: I was completely confused with my internet. How will he send you a car into space, he has his own rocket?
I: You won’t believe...

Lions are really good lovers. Of all cats, only they mate without morbidity and bite, and with tenderness and pleasure.

Were they going to feed their girls if they were fucking fucking.
Here, either earn money or fuck well, but do something anyway.

Apartment-apartment, but really, there was no reason to give birth. Accidental flight - and here is the unnecessary child, preventing to earn, and terribly interfering with personal life. First, the child will genuinely love you, and try his best to get a response to his love. He will not anything, and will realize that he is in your life and in the apartment - superfluous and unnecessary. It will get angry, it will start to revolt with different outcomes...I am one of those. And for a very long time, years before 15, I could not understand, how do I study, win the Olympics, play sports, help at home, why is my mom always dissatisfied and scandals at home? But Serega from the neighboring entrance and learns worse, and drinks, and stunned his classmate - and his parents love him? It was so offensive. has gone. It ended sadly for my mother. I slept with anger that I was fine. Yes it happens. She never rejoiced in my successes, but was happy to believe any bad news about me.

>> Grow up to grow a responsible, self-sufficient, purpose-oriented person and be proud of them from the heart.
Not just to feed the useless multi-eater, which in addition to the right shakes.

It is so cute!
I am very proud of you, my useless, multi-eating fuck! Today you are 18, your things are on the threshold, don't forget to lock behind you. Yes, and the garbage at the same time."

I also heard of a man who wanted to become a painter. He tried very, very hard, filled his hand, spent almost all the money and time on it at the expense of earnings and a comfortable life. did not come out. Landscapes are nothing, copies are wearable. But it turned out to be boring, the people were crooked...
In short, he dropped painting, offended himself and drank half of Europe.

Gautama did not leave his wife, he temporarily left her, then returned when he had reached Nibbani.
She later became a nun.
In general, the example of Sakyamuni is incorrect.

Gauguin actually acted like a pig, 6 children, nothing to eat at home, his wife on three jobs, and he left to cheat the Thai women. Fu is like that. Absolutely unhuman behavior.
And it’s not about the situation of a person, but specifically in the example of Gogen.

And if I make a pseudo-philosophical movie where everyone is naked, will you say I’m a genius too?
There has been such movies for a long time.

A grandmother at the playground looks at my daughter in pink pieces and says:
What a nice boy! So brightly dressed!
It is a girl.
As a girl? Why is the face of a boy so serious?

Boy, tell me what time is it?
I’m fourteen and I’m not a boy.
Girl, what is the difference?

Concerto of the 70s:

Grandma in the tram to a long-haired boy:
Give me a ticket!
I am not a girl!
stupid what you boast about.