“I always wanted to know,” Ipslow said bitterly, “what is worth living for in this world?
Death pondered his question and finally answered:
and cats. Cats are good.
T.Pratchett "Shoes and hats"

A call in the office:
I need Lena.
We don’t have Lena, we have Aneline.
No, not the Annette. Someone said so...
Could Lina?
No, it looks like Lena. A! Surely I remembered! The Gene! Give me a gene!

And the weather. I used to being overtaken by cyclists and other evils in traffic jams...but today I was overtaken by a skier on Kakhovskaya!! to

The main advantage of female logic: it allows you to instantly find any answer to any question

From the Diaries:

I had the suspicion that when girls were given the ability to flirt, I was clearly behind the 5th breast size. Until the winner.

Yu > throw, cleaned my ear with a cotton stick and something there stung - now I can't hear nikhua with one ear!!! to
And > and you twist back with a cotton rod you hurt the volume of the march twisted :)))))))

Tampons "TAMPAX" with vibration function - critical days in joy %)

gg-6apageg

Finally started making a realistic movie about Moscow!
The girl (the main heroine) comes out of the house, enters the shit of someone (a fellow servant) on a non-figured foreigner, offers a pick-up. Sorry, but I’m in a hurry :D

Rtfm: Drunk Odmin is something.
rtfm: I wake up after yesterday's dusk - in the kitchen a bowl with burnt pellet
rtfm: the whole plate and bowl is made of some white hernia
RTFM: The investigation revealed that the pelemens did not appear to burn fast enough. What is the logic of Omin? Slowly, it needs to be accelerated. How to accelerate? Warm up the pot stronger. How to speed up the heating when the plate is already at its maximum?
Rtfm: Smash the thermopaste, mla!!! to
RTFM: I tried to clean it up.

stetoscopic (09:17:45 22/02/2010)
I found an ad on the car.

stetoscopic (09:17:57 22/02/2010)
The guy sold Kalina.

stetoscopic (09:18:14 22/02/2010)
In the note was written

stetoscope (09:18:55 22/02/2010)
I sell it because it’s a shit.

stetoscope (09:19:22 22/02/2010)
When I bought, I thought people were joking.

What do you think of the movie "We from the Future 2"?
At first it was boring...
HHH: And then what?
WOW: And then it ended.

and Sasuke
If I had a lot of money, I would give it to the poor. :)
Metallicon
Do you only give to the rich?

Go with a guy to the movie "I Love You, Philip Morris".
Who doesn’t know – there Jim Carrey plays gay, but in the beginning this nifiga is not understandable, because he has a wife and daughter.
Well, in general, we are sitting watching, on the screen, the moment when the character of Jim cries someone in a posture of “cancer.”
I’m so playful to my own – say, you want, we’re having fun today too?
And here in the picture appears a man, and it becomes clear that it is precisely him Kerry and he is so passionate!
My horse, my horse!
He says no-no-no, David Blaine, let’s say, old-fashioned – you and I, without any outsiders there!
The writer)
>_<

Today, sitting on a push and tearing off the last piece of toilet paper from the roll, he felt like Corbett of the Fifth Element, when he eventually had one spark left to save the world.

They came back 13 years later!!! Kindergarten in the Kindergarten Surprise! Do you remember them? and ;)

News on mail.ru
Life on Earth could disappear in 1 billion years
The Stone:
Interesting to be honest... we’ll have to see how it all ends. ))) Your Duncan McLaud.

I was in Russian at school. Preparation for EEG.
Teacher: They dress someone and they wear something. Leah has understood?
See also: AGA
Teacher to check. What did the Hatch do?
Tagged: dressed
The teacher: Yes. What did the girl do?
See also: Section
The class was...

The best way to spend a sleepless night is to cover yourself with a square blanket.
Because of the cold, he got a large cotton. He cursed everything in the world: which side he did not put, his feet are still pulled out. Even swallowed him. So short, and so on. He swallowed, took the old.
The "square" He immediately fell asleep.
In the morning, for interest, I laid them on the floor for measurement. Both in length - a centimeter per centimeter.

cobalt: and the garbage is also theft, at night, the trees continue to appear.

From the American comic book:

Terrorists in the building. One is negotiating with the boss on mobile (B).

T: We took hostages, sieged the building and cut off the connection as you said.
B is great.
T: But then someone entered the building through the ventilation mine, went through the windows and killed everyone we sent against him.
B: And what then? He saved the hostages.
T is no. He didn’t give them any importance and connected the cables that we cut off, bore something about the “uptime.”
B: Fuck, it’s Sisadmin.