He understood that he was fooling himself, buying a Scottish for 30 rubles to glue a broken tenth.

And yet - somebody is still tormenting the question: how is it, fucking, to use shells???? to

My grandmother is constantly losing her glasses. But today she broke her own records by leaving her glasses in the refrigerator. And to my legitimate question "why does she not use a special gifted glasses cord?" she replied that she would definitely start using them. As soon as he finds.

A friend, 20 years old, 3rd course of the institute, loves to look at girls 10-11 classes. We kindly call it "School".

"On the explosion caused by a gas balloon"

Two men who worked on the lighting project found the balloon in the summer, the law enforcement agencies told Life News. They brought him to their support. Six months later, I decided to open it to see what was inside. At that moment there was an explosion.

Guess the country)

We are here on February 23.
The main toast for the flatfoot

Oh the seafarer! You swim for too long.
I don’t know you XD

Fair competition you say? And why does Google’s voice search instead of "Yandex" "young dicks" search?

The iPad is not bought for the last money.
xxx: for the last money to buy a case for the iPad

Kesha (6 years old):
White Snow Shiny
It rotates in the air... (showing hands)
On the earth quietly.
It is fainting...

I was in love. He is eight years older than me.
What is the problem? All ages are submissive!
I am forbidden to fall in love with people who are more than 3 years older than me.
Who said?
and Mom.

On the eve of the celebration, I would like to say:
Sex is not a gift. Helicopter on radio control.

She: mill like a hard proud, beautiful and smart girl to find a good guy!
He: Well, look for the same thing. Also with a mania of greatness :)

What a pity! From modern girls, craftsmen are much worse than craftsmen.

Yesterday, Riley and I bought bright condoms at the pharmacy. it was epic: I go to the pharmacy, I remember that I wanted to buy myself "Chernik-Forte", because my eyes have been terribly sore lately. We are already laughing at the combination of purchases. We approach the box, and I give out with a bold voice: "We have three packages of glowing condoms and Blackberry Forte!"" A woman pharmacist, whispering to us in a tact of laughter: "This is to better see the effect of glowing?" They laughed together like three school girls idiots.

My brother yesterday made Paul an eight-legged cat. He poured her food into two dishes and hung the logo of CSKA and Real over them. The cat is not stupid, it eats from both) guessed what :)

Sex does not ruin friendship.)
WOW:...thought gay Anatoly, going to a sleeping colleague...

He is a Jew, and you are a Russian, he will not marry you.
I am ready to accept Islam!

I am neither stupid nor blind.
I see what is happening in the country.
It is time to fight,
Not splashing in the screens.

It’s so easy to call it “Rush”.
Crying “We were not asked to live here!”
What did you do without shame?
Could it be called “Russia”?

Hello, Happy Birthday, do you want a blend?
Hello, thank you, I am full
In the throat?
xxx: by the liver )))
Don’t eat on the other side :)