To the representative of the respiratory minorities: "Andrey: You make us the pydoras of some smoke parade we will soon hold. To demonstrate that we are also humans. and other breathing directions"
You make yourself a pederast when you smoke people at the stops, smoke children with cigarettes, throw cigarettes under your feet. Learn to respect others, then you will also be regarded as people. The poor.

In Moscow, a tram shot down a drunk pedestrian, after which he fled in an unknown direction.

Trains are like that today.

This mysterious moment of waiting: foam or socks.

How do you run in the morning?
See also: AHA But yesterday I realized that I was a bad man and a loser. and (
HHH: Is it so?
I run quietly, a girl is in front of me. I walked past her, she went and ate an apple. It sounds like I heard it in my headphones. Overtaken and overtaken. A hundred meters in front of a stop. Then the bus appeared. And suddenly I hear how this girl behind me with a terrible thump broke and not only took that hundred in 10 seconds, but still did not stop all this time to eat an apple! in the winter. In the frost. on the run. Eat an apple. O_O
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
WOW has succeeded. What kind of bus is this? With such sports data, it would be possible to get to work faster than the bus. Have breakfast on the road. ?

Conversation with a colleague.
Stacey Electricist... Do you know that?
2 is yes.
1: Who is it?
2 the electric.
1: Oh, and probably his name is Stas!
2: Do you know him too?

The mother in the car entertains the child.
- Here you see this TEC, thanks to it comes into our homes warm.
Commentary of husband:
The warmth in our homes comes thanks to the miracle of God.

Today, all the men in our company received a letter of the following content:

The guys,

I demand from now on to take the following rule: squeezed past the toilet - take a paper towel and carefully wipe out your urine from all the objects that squeezed.

This is an elementary simple thing. I had to come to the sorting room and with disgust take a towel and wipe the point from the urine.

To those who again violate this rule: I will personally go to the sort and give puzzles there, I will explain a number of rules concerning ethics and morality in an unpleasant form.

I do not recommend discussing this letter or telling me whether you are referring to a point or not. It is enough that from now on this shame stops.

To everyone who received this letter: confirm to me in response that the letter has been received, read and accepted for execution.

Basil: The bugs are mocking. I got a bottle of liquor. Chocolate for 10 grams. Fuck they will work.

lesbian28430: Xedin: I heard you experienced girl
lesbian28430: I heard
Xedin: lesbian28430, not falling, sunny)

Religious fanatics are only those who do not know their religion or others.

British prosecutors took written testimony from police dog

Prosecutors in the UK were so persistent that they forced a police dog to testify in one of the trials. The four-legged police constellation named Persik was asked by the prosecutor's office several times to inform him in writing about the details of the arrest in which he participated. The owner’s attempts to explain that his guardian never knew how to write and was unlikely to learn, were unsuccessful.
The patience of the master Persik broke out, and he decided to testify himself. On a form specially designed for this, an ingenious police officer wrote with a child's handwriting: "I pursue him. I bite him. A bad man. He is tasty. Peach is a good boy.” In the "Age" column, the dog's owner indicated that the witness was four years old, and instead of a signature drawn a fingerprint of the right front of the dog's foot. The masterpiece quickly broke into the pages of British police officers on social networks. The reaction of prosecutors – in particular whether they considered Persick’s testimony convincing – is not.

Here the Americans, after the fall of the Chelyabinsky meteorite, were very surprised that almost every Russian car has a video recorder. They don’t even know about baseball.

You don’t want to share your husband (wife, lover, thief) with anyone? Do not drink!

<MikeMouse>: It is reliably known that the inventor of LSD absorbed it with his fingers
<pizza>: and engaged in cycling
<MikeMouse> is a good idea.
<MikeMouse>: Driving home through parallel worlds

Beautiful and not sympathetic. Try and not try! Fools are illiterate.

Walk with friends in the centre of Vienna. The girl Masha invites you to visit this museum, and this museum, and this one is a must. To which Misha flegmatically objected:
You are from Leningrad. You must enter any European museum and shake your hands and say, “Lord! How here you have a little..." But such a beer, like here, we stopped cooking after the shot of Aurora. Who is the beer? unanimously...

The xxx:
Try to get up at 6 a.m. for 4 days!! to
I tried it for the first time today.
YYYY :
How is it? ?
The xxx:
by Pepe
I woke up for half an hour: showed me the facts, sent in my ass, cried.

I like the joke about meteorites. They are, at least, mostly really funny.

My grandmother said, “Don’t ask me. I need to listen!

XXX: There is some "popular" way. You take a wooden line length of 20 cm, the ring (better engagement, but you can and just without a stone) hang on the thread. The option instead of a ring is a needle on a thread. You put the line on the left hand (front arm), turned with your palm up. 0 cm at the elbow, 20 cm at the palm. With your right hand over it you begin to slowly lead the thread with the ring (nail) from zero. Where it starts to bounce strongly across the line – look at the figure, it’s the "lower" pressure, and go on, it’s pumped again – here’s the "upper" pressure. The figures on the line correspond to the indications of the tonometer: 5 cm - 50, 9 cm - 90, 12 - 120, etc.
YYY: I first thought of a member enlargement benefit)))