Fuck you, our first place at the Olympics will take the march.
YYY: I have swallowed myself
Q: Per they sacrificed anyone there for this?
Biathlon watched yesterday.
Ohhhh, it is now! Who was burned...
Yes, they burned the blade.
YYY: $50 billion

I watch 50 km, skiing, commentator whispers "The skiing is broken! This is a colony" I am in a misunderstanding, is it an article, will be placed for broken skies... It turned out that the name is such... Column...

They have won gold medals since childhood. And if you make Olympic sports sifu, gall and

With our feet above the ground, we’ll just break them all!! to

by esmoll
And about coincidences: compare the American anthem and the song "Hazbulat Udala". The first musical phrase differs only by the last note.

Maxis
I’ve even listened specifically to this song.

Yacub
Oh, this U.S. even the hymn plagiated

Ethnologue of self-education:

European women – make independent decisions or participate adequately in their adoption
Eastern woman allows men to make decisions on their own.
Russian woman - you make the decisions, and I will go, whatever decision you make.

European women – an equal partner with a shared responsibility
Eastern woman provides home comfort while man provides life.
Russian woman - I will not cook, wash, clean, I am not a slave to you, but you have to earn, provide a family, be a universal-sanitary-electric-builder, otherwise you are not a man.

Something we took from different cultures only bad qualities
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A European woman would file a lawsuit against you for your bad words, and five years later you would prove that you are not a camel, and you would be left without pants.
The Eastern woman would just quietly poison you, so that the breed would not spoil the children.
And only the Russian woman listened to you, the cock, and didn’t even argue.
Value what you have, defective

My sister behaves strangely. You call her, you ask her how she’s doing, and she tells me about her cat. and :(

The best comment: Call the cat, let it tell you about the sister :)

One of the reviews about order in boxes with food delivered from the restaurant.

and Olga:
Inside, everything was turned around, as if a package was spinning over the head, depicting a propeller.

She: I don’t know how to ride a bicycle, but I do run well.
I: I can imagine what a wonderful cycling with you.

xxx: There is a good word in the Ukrainian language posada (post), as if it suggests that an official should be arrested ;)

The Brunei Press:

The Russian national team came out under the music of the pseudo-lesbian group Tatu, which in fact is not that which can be perceived as an insult to all gays.

...

to this:

Take up arms.
My child is 7 years old, 1 class. Early year expectation.
at a certain time, on the phone of the child, whispering, a contact is made with the name "Father Christmas". (The phone number of your friend) The text is discussed in advance. And now comes the moment of the "unexpected" call...
First, the child sticks into the phone and tries to understand who is calling, then he will respond and understand that his eyes and knowledge of letters have not failed him. A short greeting, wishes and so on. The Santa says that he has already come to him, but he did not find and therefore left the gift in a certain place, where the child, of course, finds it. while the child is doing the gift - we wipe the call and contact from the phone.
Do not forget to bring a camera or camera. The head is guaranteed.

A couple of years ago he did the same to his mother, who is 42 years old. He bought a few small gifts (a box of candy, a nail bar, etc.), hid them around the apartment along with notes where to look for the next gift, renamed himself in her phone to Santa Claus and sent a message that if she thinks she was a good girl this year, then let her go and look under the tree. After some confusion, my mom went to check what was under the tree. Then for another 5 minutes with children's enthusiasm and laughter ran around the apartment and found gifts. I rarely saw her so happy. Surprises are not only loved by children. All are good.

In Dnipropetrovsk for six hours try to remove the monument to Lenin: there are wounded

The stones:
Is he shooting?
Title is great. I immediately imagined how Lenin resisted there, climbed, mocked, mocked... finally broke his hand with a cap and let us hammer the knives.
In Zhytomyr the granite monument was first tried to burn.

Mitrić: I am amazed by the stamina of Guberniyev - such a hit in the last part of the race of biathlon (run Shipulin) and never match!!! to

Russia is such a country where on Defender of the Fatherland Day they drink for not having war.
The fucking. For those who forget how terrible it is.

Comments from the post about the most sexy women-politicians.

XXX: You are stupid! How to be a fool to consider Tymoshenko sexy?

ZZZ: In the course of the fans of Novodvorskaya pulled)))

After that, Cole himself told his grandmother that she turned out to be evil, and he didn’t know.

This is how the future career of a mommy son is broken, for whom parents choose an institution, a job, a grandmother... But you could happily live up to 40 years as a virgin with mommies, and then quickly drown and grief in life do not know, and you broke such a strawberry, lol.

Tutko now, probably the only person in Russia and near abroad who is NOT afraid of anything))))))

They were recently removed from the universe and threatened to be expelled from the community. Congratulations on February 23...

Theme of the day: Hi! Congratulations on the Day of the Soviet Army and Navy! Choose what is closer to you.

Shit, it is counted :(

What are you such people? Russia came to the first place in the overall medal record, and you are all talking about the hockey and biathlon teams. Well, the guys were not lucky, but that doesn’t mean anything...and eventually bringing them up to heaven after the match with Norway, and then watering the shit for Finland’s loss...that’s...in general, prostitutes behave more honestly than you...

I remember the end of an anecdote:

"So why do they make noise?"
"-3,14dars, sir!" ©

It’s shameful to be a holidaymaker, a tolkianist and a hipster at the same time – a request to value the onion can put you in a deadlock without knowing the context.