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Two joyful dogs cause positive emotions in me... But, fucking, not those that are drawn on a pack of pimples.
I heard it was hot in the company!
Yes, your government is crazy!! to
Tagged with: burn!
NN: Well we argued what color the trousers of Svetka, his idea with a glued tape camera attached to the keto was just cool, but something we didn’t take into account...
A hurry?! to
NN: Where were you before?? to
This is four times:
People, support us, we are in Naryan Mar today - 46*(((( We die((((Please we at least -25*. thank you!
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Marrying to Marry to Marry! Tomorrow morning we will send you a flight -25*. Today the frost went down. With respect from Archangel!
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Marry the Marriott!With the archangels -25*, you will have -71*))
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Narian Mar, hold on to it!! We can take a few of your shortcomings, we only have 15 today.
With respect from Murmansk)))
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Mariah Carey, hold on to it!!we can take your all the shortcomings, we have +9, but only in the addition of snow drop off!
Go to Rostov-on-Don!
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You tried to send it all through Kazan.We are just in the middle. The night is -8, the day is -22.
Fucks to fucking :(
I remembered the case. The matter was in high school, just began to appear phones with polyphony (what are you! The sound of the sea :)
Lesson of Aglycki, 2 girls constantly talk, chicking, the teacher all the lesson makes remarks. And there was something up to their party, read it completely. He turns his back and takes a few steps. And then it was supposed to happen that the guy sitting behind them, the cell phone gave a horse rust to the whole class. There is no pause. and silence. The teacher with O_O eyes turns to her friends:
Girls, what are you?! to
The class could be held...
P.S No, I did not study in the same class with Sobchak
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The key stopped working. I went to check the wires, dropped the computer, discs in the floor. not included. I removed the cover. What I could pull out and put back in. Oh my God, he got involved!
Do you think I should continue training for a doctor?? to
Can’t you find "Bentley"? Stop in the tram!
at my friend's cat in the 12th year of his castrated life twisted the intrigue with a tap! gives the cat in good hands!)))
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I’m studying for a programmer; I have the rights of AB categories, I’m looking forward to the motorcycle season to conquer new distances on my Ural with a wheelchair; I love sex; I dress simple but comfortable... But I’m a girl and I dream of finding a guy! I feel like I’ve been fooled somewhere.
The Minister of Sport is wise. What about the Olympics?
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The status:
" Oh my girl! Leave the phone! What? No handcuffs? Show it on your fingers! I write... One, One, One... One... Oh, it’s not one! What an uncultured girl..."
noamericans (15:58:35 21/02/2010)
I slept shorter 3 hours, I get up topaja to the kitchen, momma what a snack did) well I sit shorter (I wake up completely minutes after 10 as I got up) well I sit shorter I sit on the machine chew, here I stop chewing, I close my eyes and kaiaak gave the grain in the snack)))
noamericans (15:58:40 21/02/2010)
It is crazy ?
noamericans (15:59:01 21/02/2010)
As soon as I got to sleep and take a picture ?
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My friends moved to live in the United States. Their son was about to marry an American woman. American parents come home to them, the whole family gathered, even the grandmother of this boy came from Russia for such an occasion. He hardly speaks English. She asked her granddaughter what her mother’s name was. He says Jen. It’s a difficult name, I don’t remember! The good grandson tried to help – “Well, grandmother, there’s a word for Jim, and she’s for Jen. It will be easier for you to remember!" and now is the hour x. comes this American mother of the bride, and the grandmother with Russian pleasure says to her - hello Mrs. Ketchup!!! Everybody was lying. Even the mother of the bride. =) is
When I said so
"People, Misha is sick. Bring something"
Dacia walked with a photic.
I am an administrator of a flash contact game. Recently came a message:
"Listen to be a friend. Give me a week, plz. I have a session ( ("
The cry of the soul.
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Mistake (01:13 PM) :
My father told me that it was real to cook eggs in the microwave without water. I put 5 pieces on a plate for 2 minutes. The electricity to smoke went away, there, fucking, the direct fight began. At the last explosion, the door opened, and when the last egg broke, the whole hole flew to the wall of the refrigerator, and all my magnets fell. He rattled like a salmon, up to tears.
Issue (01:14 PM) :
How did I know I could put eggs in the microwave in the shell?
Issue (01:14 PM) :
Or am I just stupid?
Necroscope (01:15 PM) :
No, brother you are smart!
It is trustworthy!
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Gifts for February 23. I did not know what to give my husband an expensive lighter or a knife there is good..I decided not to suffer and go to choose a gift with him, especially since he is not the biggest fan of surprises. And what do you think he chose from all the variety of possible gifts? The Multimeter!! Maybe I’m stupid, but I’t ever buy it as a gift! The second hour is already satisfied sitting in it. I tried everything I could :(
I adore this country. I came for lunch, got out of the balcony a pot with a borsch...picked a borsch...heated...beauty!
Not funny, but...
Participated in the Competition Teacher of the Year. The whole team helped, the programmer sat with me for two weeks, helped. The only of them all competitors passed the tests without any special remarks, on the "ura" passed an open lesson, all with the application of information technology. Even a video with participants "on memory" made. If not the first, then the second place.
I did not occupy anyone. It won such an UG that it became clear that everything was bought. After that, I wanted to quit the system. The students answered. Thank you guys for being there. And our programmer Vadim is a low gift. bring it.
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A student told me today.
I went to Moscow this summer, and so in the subway I did not know where to sit, well, he thinks let me ask the locals, the girl fits, asks the guy - sorry please, we are not local people do not tell? And she in response.
- go to yuhh; he thinks okay, comes to the guy says,
- Brother you can't tell how; he is 100 rubles! The pirate, all fucking, he thinks, approaches the mint, asks how to get there (and a fellow Armenian) he immediately - your documents; in general, himself had to understand.
So, why are you crazy in Moscow?? to
It is better to suffer for the homeland abroad than to suffer for it at home.