Then came a strange time, like a sleep of a paralysed man. In the evening, in the whole city, no fire was lit in a single window, but brightly burned fire marks of cafeterias and windows of cabbages. The winners tested their power, not yet filled with impunity. Some people in Manchurian papas, with Georgian stripes in jackets, walked around the restaurants and insisted on the performance of the national anthem and watched for everyone to get up. They also crashed into private apartments, bowled in beds, in shelters, demanded vodka, money, an anthem and filled the air with drunk riddles.

A. and The Cuprin. and Gambrinus. In 1907

xxx: Very bad now with the Russian language in the current "diplomed specialists"
YYY: Do you do nothing at all? Go on, grammatica r, cleverness

Here’s the generation that has grown up who doesn’t understand the movie "matrix".

When asked what the teleport box was, I tried to explain about a street phone machine.

And you know - hear with it, let it be a teleport box

Why did you not learn the rules of Russian?
My mother was sick and I took care of her.
The holy lie.
Don’t lie, but put it.

Originally, it was a professional military holiday. This is how you think, based on what considerations in schools was introduced the tradition of giving boys in school "blocknotes with a pen"?
yyy: A "blocknotes with pen" - part of military-patriotic education: you have a homeland "blocknotes", and you owe it.

Thanks to you:

Here there is the impression that all the lovers of business etiquette and kisses of women's hands, never at negotiations, more serious interviews when recruiting, were. Very often at negotiations, the negotiators try to squeeze each other and, by the way, negotiations one-on-a-many are generally noticeably more difficult. There are a lot of methods of pressure on the negotiator, and gender (kissing the hand) can be among them. From this point of view, demonstratively wiping out the cluttered limb is a great way to get rid of this fallout. As for the negotiation pressing, I will give you this example (we have discussed it in detail at the time):
"Please press, what is your name?
and Catherine.
So here is Masha [...]
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Someone normally explained what happened.

Some people do not change from the word "completely".
We have one guy at work who used to shoot everybody’s cigarettes. If he miraculously did not shoot cigarettes, he came with a pack of thin cigarettes, which he took from his wife.
Over time, the fashion of electronic cigarettes came into the group. Our hero, listening to the charm and economy, also bought this device. Now he is shooting the liquid and charger for his cigarette.

Sisadmin: Well, and now I’m looking forward to the story that "it’s itself" and you’ve "t touched anything".

Glory is good day! Why do they want to give me to Ukraine and some heroes on the Internet?

A 36-year-old woman, telling about a friend who is now in Moscow, shared his desire to go to the famous TRICOTAGE GALLERY. At first I thought that she spoke and asked again, but she, unfortunately, repeated the same... so the State Tretyakov Gallery turned into a Tricotage (((

About the Soldier:
I don’t think anyone will place my acquaintance, Igor, whose specialty began to sound like the “Head of the group of brake parachutists” instead of the “Head of the group of brake parachutists.”

Offer whoever his thread from the tower guys so that in the universe from February 23 from the military committee came to congratulate. Here are the students' motivation program) To describe how the term and contract proceeds. Congratulations to the cleaners. Just need to be invited without higher education, or it will be uncomfortable.

XXX: Go to the room. Life will soon begin in this rubbish.
WOW: I have bad news for you.
XHH: What are they?
Life has already begun. This life is us.

On the theme of lunch:

In the restaurant:
The waitress! Why does my coffee smell dirty male members?
The waitress smelled coffee.
Try taking the cup in the other hand.

XXX is
I decided to do 23.
YYYY
what
XXX is
I ordered rolls, a bottle of wine, and candles!
YYYY
mmh iii
XXX is
and see
YYYY
The dance of the shade)))
not
and geisha!
Role is
A good topic
Dress, Band and Makeup
XXX is
by BANT?? to
YYYY
As in Geisha.
Band behind
You are just in makeup and shirt.
Men love rollers.
all
XXX is
I only have a big shirt. I will be a sumoist, not a geisha.

Interestingly, apart from our women, somewhere they still say during the intimate: “I can’t. The cat is watching us.”
I think that’s the same problem in Africa. He only looks at the rhinoceros.

Interview on the anniversary of Vladimir Zeldin:
The man is 100 years old, and he is on stage! And some foothills too!
222: and we here are 50 not all have, and no one can do a foetus!
He’s an actor, maybe he’s training every day, he’s doing, he’s doing, he’s doing, he’s doing.
444: We are here every day doing foetus, not that, apparently, foetus!

You are fucking taught:

But if the lady stretches out my hand, I too, fucking, how uncomfortable.
Invasion into my space, from childhood taught me that it is a purely male gesture.

A handshake is a business gesture in which both parties voluntarily come into contact. There is no invasion of your personal space except for your personal cockroaches, but these are already your problems.

London Chelsea footballer Eden Azar asked to make special shields for him that would cover the back of the ankle
He wants them to try to make shields on the back of the ankle, like horses,” Mourinho said.

Shields in the front, shields in the back, armor on the body, helmet on the head.
In 20 years, football will become a knight tournament.

The employee is constantly paid with large delays, he was offered to talk to the boss, then the dialogue in the corporate chat:

I find it hard to talk to her.
YYY : Why?
HH: Well, it usually happens approximately like this...
“You work here for only ten months... Five multiplied by Thursday is like noon, so you owe us almost nothing.”