Beard on a blanket or underneath?

Listed in Diaries:

“The best way to spend a sleepless night is to cover yourself with a square blanket.
Because of the cold, he got a large cotton. He cursed everything in the world: which side he did not put, his feet are still pulled out. Even swallowed him. So short, and so on. He swallowed, took the old.
“The straight.” He immediately fell asleep.
In the morning, for interest, I laid them on the floor for measurement. Both in length – centimeter by centimeter.”

After a week of the Olympics in Vancouver is no longer surprising backwardness
Russia with medals from the United States, Germany, France and even Canada. These are large countries with a large population. But the fact that Norway has collected twice as many medals as Russia is stupid. Because the entire population of Norway is smaller than the number of employees of Roskomsport.

And there are those who remember the cartoon of the mid-1990s "Rocker Mice from Mars"?

I: Artem, are you extrapolating?
Friend: at night...

I have dreamed of you today.
YYY: In what ample?
xxx: I love you emm... like I would... love you in general)
I loved in bed.
YYY: Did you fuck anything?
XXX is fucking

This is no longer within the framework:
Bringed the child to the clinic with umbilical hernia. The doctor advised... go to the grandmother to whisper, they know how to talk.
What next? Will the firefighters start sending to the shamans that they will cause rain and it will extinguish the fire?

Announcement of the sale of a cell phone.

Fifth, there are some inconveniences:
Buttons don’t always work – but if you hit it hard, it will work. The shutdown button does not work at all. To turn off the phone, just remove the battery. To turn it on, put it on. The battery is discharged in about an hour. If you are lucky. Charge for 5 minutes. The plastic on the screen was broken as a result of numerous strikes. infection in the corps. The dynamic is off, so if you want to hear something, you have to hold it. A harness is applied. If you move the wire around the nest a little, it will even work. The rear panel does not hold, so a scotch is attached.

Zoi, man, salut to you!
Actually, how is your business?

Comment to the video Mosquito vs Laser on the webpark:
Yes, I’ve been to research institutes. What shit they will not do.

An old battle, as if in the IFP, or elsewhere on every drunkard caught a cockroach. They burned it in liquid nitrogen, and as it froze, they drank for rest. Then he fell, he fell, and he resurrected. Then all made their faces astonished and drank for the resurrection. Then the new. It is said that the most durable cockroaches withstood up to 6 freezing-freezing cycles.

by Leonid:
Do you know what Windy is doing to me?
and Desward:
M is?
by Leonid:
There is an administration point in the control panel. What is the icon? the system, the hook key and, the fox, the hammer!! to

8:30 a.m., the seminar is open. After questioning a couple, a man terribly asks:
Who else is there to teach?
In the auditorium there is silence. After about 30-40 seconds, a surprise voice:
Are you waiting for us to call?

After this phrase the survey and finished =)

Broke the wood - pretend to be preparing for winter!
by Jekadj

When a cat sits on the bed and looks at you, you already think you are beginning to understand him and he is just sick.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[23:15:17] yyy: It is normal
XXX is fucking!
[23:15:19] yyy: fucking
[23:15:28] xxx: battle of eaxtrasensions some
[23:15:32] yyy: uhu)))

Scientists tried to find men indifferent to porn, but did not find it"

The Poor (

Nordom: I sat in my house today, scratching old books:
-"The life of plants" in 6 volumes need to commute?
Is it about lineage2 fans?

My daughter insulted me, her husband and her boyfriend. We all sit together, discuss something neutral, the daughter turns to the guy and quietly says to his ear:
My dear, let’s get married.
Why Why? I am so good. With irony, the man responds.
I want to build a family and build a house.
Make your room in order first.

Yesterday watched the discovery and there races told one funny story, in connection with some there accident turned off the lights in the whole city (like New York)...
We began to receive very many calls about the appearance of strange shining objects in the sky and how it turned out that these “shining objects in the sky” were nothing but STARS.

And you all remember the TURBO button, cassette phones and flop drives.

by Umko ©

My washing machine is a living creature endowed with intelligence and untouched imagination.
I washed two of my daddy’s socks and two of my clothes.
When I got things, it turned out that Daddy's socks were pushed into the pockets of Daddy's coat - with one socks in each pocket.
And my socks - in every sleeve of my coft, one socks @@
I am already silent about the fact that when washing the bedroom, all the underwear is always in the underwear.
Forget the machine, the fucking... o_o

All modern relationships are divided into two stages.
1) No, I am not like that, so I will not give you right away.
2) Dear, well, turn off the wave when we have sex.