The sensation! A record of the fall of a meteorite without mattresses has been found!
Evil languages say that the operator was deaf and alone.

From the project "Response"

Vadik Belan: I want a tattoo on my hand, but I don’t know what to fill!
What kind of tattoo can I put on my hand? Should I have a tattoo?

Andrik is on. "Thanks to you" This is my cat’s name. Actually he is already dead. But the memory will remain.

How to get rid of things?

Go to your wife. and say:
Do you see this thing?
and yes!
This is the most important thing in the world for me! Never give it to anyone. Do not touch your finger. It is very important in my life and work. If it disappears or breaks, I will be very sad. She should always be in sight, I should always be sure that she is in place!
The next day, the wife will break, give, sell, or throw away this thing. Or hide it so that you will never see it again.
All, there is no problem...

From the chat WOW, 3 o'clock at night:

My wife and I divorced today.
YYY: GZ
ZZZ: is beautiful
ZZZ: Did you give it?

I call and I take the phone:

The Copy Center
And Ivan?
Yes to hello.
- this is Masha from the magazine, there our cards, but neither can I Tanya approach, a woman will come to you without falling in love, her cards please give
- OK, just let it say the password: "Hydroelectric power plant, the gray resin from the clover bends the pink piano!", and the review will be: "Chames only walk in pairs and sometimes 6 foamplasts";;
What!? to
Let her just say that she is behind the cards.

Why not divide by 0 and multiply by 0?
About the same reason why children can’t drive a car, and passengers can ride.

Bones: Mde: the middle son was so and so, the younger was a philphak...

Before passing the coursework, a group headed by a teacher under the tree, smoking.
Here, one of the group notices on the teacher's jacket along the sleeve a thick pigeon's mouth.
Everyone came back and the teacher was in shock. Then one of the courses gets a copy of the course from the jacket and begins to issue a sheet to the teacher in order to erase the traces of the presence of a pigeon from the jacket. And then there was an excited voice from the crowd: "Look! See also! For the first time in my life, I helped someone!"

Quinsi: How tired of this meteorite.

Knell: And I think this meteorite is just a good example of how quickly news fades away.
This will be the case with life on Mars: well, they will find some little thing that will shake under the microscope, and then what? For a couple of days, she will have a scapander and a blaster, so-called "Mars otakue, haha", and in a week everything will swell.

Bringing a girl to a movie-restaurant-theater, flowers, etc. Can this be called ritual services?

I only create when the muse comes. If you sit and specifically push out of yourself, then the result will be appropriate.

Oh, there is also Pulkovskaya Street in Peter!
VU: It’s in Moscow she’s "also", and in Peter is just Pulkovskaya.

From the comments on the single e-mail project:
In order to send an e-mail, you will need to appear at the contact department with the passport, stand in line, fill out the EPR-13 form manually from both sides without mistakes, then wait until the operator brings the data to the PC and be sure to receive a receipt. The receipt number will be able to track the movement of e-mail via the Internet. All right, you can’t stand still, the 21st century in the courtyard.

Married for 10 years, we rewrite from work:
She is a movie where a guy with a claw in the shape of a turtle
I am with a cell phone in the form of a monkey.
She is Haya!! to
Half a word...

Squier
Repeat video from the video recorder! “Operation <meteorite>: restart” (full duplication)
by Mezomish,
“Professional actors!”
A trace appears in the sky, followed by a bright flash. Voice for picture:
This is yes! What is this unknown object? I am stunned to the depths of my soul!

x: You have a bug on the site: the form is not visible in Internet Explorer 6.
y: The problem is on your side: you have Internet Explorer 6 on your computer.

Presentation of the new PlayStation:

The name of the PlayStation 4 has been heard several times, but the audience in the hall still do not lose hope that today will show them a new iPhone

How did you spend the night?
Wins: Well, how, changed the provider, configured the waves, installed a new gateway, re-written all the rules normally, put new switches, added a router, written cameras on it.
What a beautiful mother tongue.

Why did we break up? Was it not bad?
She: you panic... I came to him and he took me to ride, to see the city... and when he first showed me the nursery and the nursery (in this order) - I was slightly stressed. And then he said - this is the most interesting thing - and showed two clubs, a casino and a prison... in general, it didn't happen to us...

Sly: Believe me, the attitude toward the girl from the stage of "this, you are so unpredictable!" to the stage of "blade, you are fucking on the whole head, right?“" It is changing very quickly.