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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77779
 22.02.2013
You can find something good in every person. A known transplantologist

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77778
 22.02.2013
Bulgarian Prime Minister Boyko Borisov resigned on February 20 after police beat protesters.
Funny, and we police apartments in Moscow were distributed for the same.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77777
 22.02.2013
Seva
Chinese farmers in slavery.

Shelst
You almost guessed, by the way.
I have a friend, and he has a flock of younger brothers and all the crap.
If they bring poor scores from school, instead of raids, they collect 10 stacks of ordered grass or ore.

Shelst
A friend owes me money, and I found his wife.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77776
 22.02.2013
Tags: spring soon
I want to run! to jump! Kill them all!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77775
 22.02.2013
A man hit me on Skype and called me General William Coldwell. I sent a photo - all in medals, the shape is so beautiful. So now I don’t know what to do: whether I was interested in the Pentagon, or if I just told the Pentagon about it :-))))))))

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №77774
 22.02.2013
The most remarkable characteristic of modern pebbles was given by my grandmother:
So tell me, grandson, and who needs such a snooker? What to do with her, to look at her?? to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №77773
 22.02.2013
Fuck what kind of shit my phone feels like when I'm - without mistakes! - I write "stepler", in fact I mean "microcosm"??? And it replaces without demand, cattle!

Well, in the fact that the most necessary and useful words are "hills", "bordel" and "Rothschild", I have no doubt :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №77772
 22.02.2013
American students came to us for exchange. We took them with us. Alcohol and so much for us. And it should be noted that my daddy’s girlfriend (which we landed on) was a fan of Doors. In fact, he named the dog so))) At the height of the drunk Dors announced and was named by name))) Americans, who had previously thought about the mysterious Russian soul, realized that they would never solve this mystery. Because it is difficult to realize that the dog is called the Door))) Until now, they rush, like unusual, calling us cruzi rahn, and remembering the dog Door)) ©

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №77771
 22.02.2013
On the New Year there is Santa Claus, and why not on February 23th to come up with some evil buffalo, who will walk around the houses, demand to tell the charter and give gifts for it. There are all kinds of cats, cats and cats. The type of son in Santa Claus no longer believes - grew up, but after school and being in the institute...

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №77770
 22.02.2013
X: Have you ever cheated on burning eggs?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №77769
 22.02.2013
XX: Do you remember Dimon, our relayer? Is it all in dresses, piercing and with a beard? He was fired on his own will in the summer, but in fact because of his appearance. Well he got upset and went to a rock festival in Germany. There he met some similar bearded motorcyclist, to whom he spilled his story. The uncle was a niche man in a metallurgical company. Now Dimon is fucking at a German factory as an automatic, for a salary twice as much as ours, and in addition: he recorded an album with his uncle, and rides with him in German clubs.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77768
 22.02.2013
I go to check the gas plates in the apartments, in a men's shirt, I always dress like this. In one apartment, some psychic told for half an hour how he fell in love with the lady, then in tears escaped to the bathroom and a second hour from there weeping is heard. Here, the maiden falls into the apartment, laughs hysterically, then begins to cry and runs away. I don’t know who from this nonsense to report that they have a gas leak!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №77767
 21.02.2013
I bought a chicken, but he is not a chicken.
I’ll tell you the secret of the calyan, it’s not a chicken.
Like the chicken, it is not chicken.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77766
 21.02.2013
News "In Yakutsk a student raped a 59-year-old pensioner".
First comment: fucking straight Galkin some :)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77765
 21.02.2013
Why are you tired of lying down all day long?
YYY - I turn around

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77764
 21.02.2013
He attached a shell found at sea to his ear... A few seconds later they offered a cold beer and cooked corn.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77763
 21.02.2013
Growing up is when you stop biting the baton you bought.
and no. Growing up is when the son began to bite the baton purchased.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77762
 21.02.2013
The courier calls.
Please specify the address. There is no such "Cossacks Street" in Moscow.
I: What a street?
The Cossack Nuclear.
OK, the order number?
The courier says the number.
I open and look. I ask: What is the street?
Tagged with: "Courier"
I: Now read again and slowly.
Courier: Co-lo-des-ny... / an uncomfortable pause /... and bl.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77761
 21.02.2013
I think, even 200 years ago, people said to each other, “Hey, the government has led the country to the shit... not what it was before... this country has not stayed long.”
and 1000 years ago

Anth 11:39
Even 10,000 years ago! "This leader will destroy the whole tribe, the fox."

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №77760
 21.02.2013
Talk to Dad about my husband:
Who is there with you? What can work off?
and :)

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