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[ + 86 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43474
 20.02.2011
If the Japanese so much want the Southern Kurils, let them be part of Russia. The excessive Japanese Autonomous District will never bother us.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43473
 20.02.2011
1: - I watched pornography eating stools as a child, so now I am not afraid of anything
2: The Universe
2 – Why?
I had no other (

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43472
 20.02.2011
Fuck my parents congratulated me!
2: What is it?
When I was asleep, I put flowers on the pillow. I wandered in my dream. I wake up shorter - dark (the thorns are dense), tight (I was so curled) and flowers on my chest. He decided that in the grave...

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43471
 20.02.2011
There is a summary:
Knowledge of foreign languages:
English, German, to the extent of its corruption.

It became curious. I will talk to a candidate on Monday.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43470
 20.02.2011
My friend gave me today:
Men need to meet in GAI: they are all there without babes and with cars!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43469
 20.02.2011
xxx: I’m excited to "Sign up when the Messiah comes". This kind of message to the mail - "We inform you that today has been the third coming. Happy New Year"
— — —
Fuck, I fucked the second one.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43468
 20.02.2011
Is there mat or pornography in the movie? I ask because I need to know - can I watch alone or with my mother?
The strange taste of your mother. I do not argue. I am not guilty either.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43467
 20.02.2011
xxx: Why are women so often photographed in sex, putting both hands on the wall, and laying on it?

YYY: They are seducing. Emphasizes all important female curves, demonstrates remarkable physical shape and free access to all intimate holes. Symbolizing complete confidence, the hands are relaxed and raised up along the wall.
Your face is turned to you. The eyes shine. You seem to really like her. You can get in half of it, you can leave in half of it. After a while, a huge number of your children will come out of it, they will grow up, go to the army, defend the homeland, pay taxes, give birth to more children, and they will give birth to so many children that there will be no place on earth for them, the world will turn into hell, where there is no mercy and goodness, only hatred and struggle for a piece of space. The offspring will start to bite each other with their strong white teeth. The teeth will give the advantage in this war.
Now you understand why it is so important for a girl to have a beautiful smile, and the hair on the back is backward.

ZZZ: I am afraid of you.

and useless_faq

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43466
 20.02.2011
The drummer is like a hill in a patte... No one notices his work until he is treated.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43465
 20.02.2011
She: If you don’t kiss me, I’ll meet you in bigodes and with a rock!
He: Will you meet me? Ura to!
She: I hate you!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43464
 20.02.2011
Q: Why are you silent?? to
Sh: I remembered that I went to the internet not to talk to you about the split, but to prepare for tomorrow's open lesson (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43463
 20.02.2011
ÎRÄ(Akimoto): What do you eat the most extreme?
Old Babra: Cheburek on the Kursk

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №43462
 20.02.2011
You: also did not read the first word, because it is the first and with a double point.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43461
 20.02.2011
Unknown man who yesterday brought three frozen girls from the 98 km of Shchelkovsky highway to the subway!Thank you, and for stopping, and for telling fun stories, and for not taking the money!! More people like you.
thank you.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43460
 20.02.2011
Imagine I’ve wrapped up the column myself! My mother wept, she didn’t think.
That my hands grow from where I can get to my head :D

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43459
 20.02.2011
Lilovi Enot: Well, I can’t, when such foolish subjects from the series begin: “You have such eyes, where did you get it?”", pulls to answer: “In the morge from the corpse, I’ve forged it.”"...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43458
 20.02.2011
Talk to me and my mom.(I am my mom :D)
My mom came after work, and brought two pizzas to warm up in the hospital.
How are you going to warm them up?
M - I'm not going, I know that you will go to the neighbors, who you always do everything, and tell them that you have a suspicion of the wrong operation of their HVC oven, and you need to urgently check twice.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43457
 20.02.2011
- I <3 U
Yes, I know that iodine weighs less than 3 uraniums.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43456
 20.02.2011
In the 60s. Japanese volleyball player Kasaya Masaya. By the way, the captain of the team.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43455
 20.02.2011
<Courtesy_Bayne> Hello! Where you disappeared yesterday, we could not find you. Is it okay?
<Capslock00> Mmm... You know, I don’t remember much. It was as if we first decided to go to the cabbage, then the mints followed us, and then I woke up in Irkutsk. But judging by the fact that I am still alive, whole and lost only memory, conscience and sunglasses - everything is fine :)

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