in the absence of the Internet, you notice that you have a mess in your room, full of interesting literature and that for 2 days as relatives came to you

Official website of the municipal administration:

Send an email to the administration.
Form of email:
FIO, address, phone, e-mail
Social status: by default Pensioner
Subject: Combating Terrorism and Extremism

Who if not our pensioners?

Female logic is like male breasts – it seems to be, but there is no proof.

After the sex:
Do you love me?
My cat, I love it very much!
Finch, and you love it anyway. and :)

In other words, cognitive dissonance.
I observed here at the stop of a natural, such a crestomatic bomb, who, having done some whitening, stood up and dropped 4 meters to throw a wrap into the urn.
Behind him with a contemptible expression of the face was observed by a decently dressed guy with a white ribbon on his bag. Printing a pack of cigarettes and throwing cellophane under his feet.

I conduct a radio circuit. I realized that our generation was much less ruined than the present. The word "multivibrator" did not make us laugh.

God, communists love abbreviations so much.
YYY :? )
XX: In the city every Saturday they perform...There are such abbreviations...they write a set of letters at a march from the balda, and then give it a meaning. I think they’ll even decrypt the KFLTZUKŠČČČČČAAAAAA..)))
yyy: Korean Branch of Communist Lectures Shuk and Purposes of the Colors of the Criminal Code of the Shanghai Zephyt-Kashevers in the Whole Volley of the Orange Alpino-American Aborigines.
O Communist Among Us!

Today’s children are like laptops without batteries – without parental support, they don’t work for a long time.

The road history.

Father with things went ahead, paving the road in the railway station crowd, my mother with me - a three-year-old - was hardly behind.
Suddenly they heard a loud cry.
There was a girl standing by the wall, crying in her voice.
Two sick women comforted her.

Passengers with knots and suitcases stopped, and, curiously, stretched their necks.

The father decidedly turned, apologized, accidentally pushing someone, placed a suitcase and backpack next to the girl, and asked her - what happened?

Blinking, the girl explained that she came to Kyiv from Tomsk to enter the institute, the exams fell, was going to return home, but now - at the train station - her wallet with tickets, and all the money was stolen.

The father turned to the assembled, removed the cap from his head, put a cherry in it, and said loudly:
and yes! The citizens! Help the girl quickly!
Village aunts turned to the wall, and got through the sinuses nodules with money. The men were put in their pockets. The cap filled quickly.

Later, years after my father’s death, my mother recalled:

“I just stood by and held you by the pen. Not to lose you in the crowd. You were very shrewd. She stood, watched the Wheel, and was proud of them. He went to a military. He was buried in the wallet. I knew officers were all rich. Look at how much money he has in his wallet.
He got one banknote, and I was glad that the girl would have enough of that money. But he pretended how much money was in his hood, and said that there was still not enough for him to deliver. When the people added, he put his note in his cap, pulled out from there as much as he considered necessary, and left. Collie and I looked after him and looked around. We understood each other very well.
The girl did not cry anymore.
She was ashamed of people’s attention. She was very embarrassed that an unknown man was helping her.
Your father was very brave and beautiful. You remember it, right? There are photos.
The girl said, “Enough! Enough for the ticket!”
Nicholas looked at the clock and said, "Now it's a little more, you need to eat on the road."

Then he gave her the money, folded the backpack on his shoulder, picked up the suitcase, and said to me, “Let’s run! We are late!”

“You know, son,” concluded the mother, “there are many good people! There is little initiative!”

Corruption in Russia will never be defeated, because it is not less profitable to fight it than to engage in it.

A topic in a community:

Hi, I can tell you how when I took pills and supplements, I increased my penis by 6 cm in 2.5 months. The main effect is that the penis grows both in length and thickness.

The commentary:
Is it also 6 centimeters wide?

Have you agreed to meet a friend on Sunday morning? Feel yourself Hachiko, Blade.

Photo in the social network, a man, on the background of the Mazda CX7
Signature: For DUR I am 176 is a Jeep I am not gnom clear?! to

Q: Do you know who is a man-eating Ellocha?
WOW: No
Who are Elf and Petrov?
WOW: No
OK, but at least Ostap Bender and Kisa Vorobyaninova, do you know?! to
WOW: Well I would say right away that it’s from Futurama, or you’re just rubbing my head.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh...! to

The admin! Time to add next to the button-"I want more!", the button-"I want to sleep!".

It is said that bees can only see three colors.
2nd RGB?

We go with a friend from the store, we cross the road. I don’t look back on the side.
She: You are so quietly crossing the road, and I, though I am driving myself, am afraid to cross.
Now I am afraid too.

Yesterday we went in a connected and there on one of the bucks porn revolves instead of advertising
I wrote a letter to their tech.support:

I went in contact yesterday.
There was a acquaintance with me.
In all the advertisements,
Only one ass of the lady.

Tissue, Tissue, Tissue –
There are children nearby.
Discount, Low Prices
Picture of porn scene

The manager is uncomfortable
The porn? And with him!
Buyers are embarrassed.
Onionists in admiration.

Low troll or piar?
The black competitors?
Please understand, Michael
Who did it?

I went to the toilet at work, sat down, I was looking, I saw the bubble, thoughtfully: “I read.” I open a shell next to it, and there are a lot of cleaning tools, there are all kinds of ducks, and so on. I would say "There is a whole library here!")))

xxx: did not play a few months in the wolf, bought a new bullshit, jeans and shoes.
You become a man, though.