aaa: I understood, this is the law of wickedness – well, you know, as soon as you start brushing your teeth or go in the shower, the phone immediately rings. So, with dates exactly the same - unwashed head and unfresh manicure directly attract invitations!
BBB: Oh, and if you don't shave your legs and get into the old stretched, flowered cowboys - then sex is guaranteed!

I read the news that in a local sushi restaurant found intestinal stick and chefs without honey. The books.
Yandex is still bullied, issuing contextual advertising for this restaurant)))

Alexander is
You remember, I got a watch with a video/photo camera I checked them all like normal and the sound writes with some clicks. Well I thought #ki on #balli marriage subdued.

Alexander is
And now the most important thing, as Zadornov says, is ready.

Tim
well

Alexander is
This is the clock.

Tim
Shots from the shooters? ?

Alexander is
Yes!! to

Amazing people! They are afraid to get married, although by the established way of life they have all the plugs. All homework is like female duties. Men’s homework – cattle care, field work, timber harvesting – has gone to the past. It is only left to go to work, while the wives, mostly, also work. And now they are crying and crying that they are not allowed to play, because they had to sit with the child for half an hour, while the wife ran to the store.
It is better to have a cat than to live with a bearded three-year-old plateau.

Interestingly, they really think that in one ATM there will be money for everyone.
YYY: And you think they have such a ZP that it’s not enough for everybody :)

In my opinion, the best comment to the video on the radio-controlled model of the MI24 helicopter:

by Ulan Uleke:
Dear Santa...

A mercantile who:

To help a single woman for you requires motivation of 500-1000 rubles?
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I am not mercantile. I am a wife! My husband is a skilled sysadmin, not an enicacher, but for most it's a "ball in a compass" and a bunch of people regularly turn to "look for something there glittering." Moreover, this is not only relatives-friends, sometimes call people, whom he has seen a couple of times in his life, and payment is not envisaged at all. Would you ask your dentist to treat your teeth?
My husband works full-time, periodically there is work (no, I am not a housewife, I also work). In the evening we go to the gym, go to the guests, watch movies, and if you want to spend little time. A couple of times a month, someone’s sick computer is steadily drawn home and usually ‘replacing the wheel’ (40 minutes) means at least changing the thermopast, cleaning off the layer of dirt, pouring on your screw very valuable files, which are somewhere on the desktop, replacing the wheel, and adding it to the office, antivirus and something else, set up the injet... at least it’s 3 o’clock – the evening is lost. Such acquaintances of different sexes he slowly began to sweep through the woods, because personal time is expensive.

Understand, the matter is not in the banknote, but in the fact that you require attention to your problem from acquaintances, who should not give it to you, so show your understanding that a person spends time on you instead of pleasant things.

Quote from the law on the "recommendation hour"

In St. Petersburg, it is not allowed to find minors regardless of the time of day in places where the presence of minors is prohibited.

Dmitry Governor:
Congratulations to our biathletes before the first fire. And then to praise them again!! to

My sister didn’t take Nexi in the morning.
Wash the car in the cold before parking.

And what connection? I was washed, the only consequence was that the frozen doors had to be opened in the morning. I went as usual.

The connection is that if the car does not start, the headlights must be wiped out. And here she is clean and Fig knows what to do.

xxx: on this February 23, I substantially simplified my wife's choice of a gift - I fucked the last same socks and the shave foam ended

Commentary on the match Russia Finland on one of the sports forums:

Alexander Ovechkin said after the match:
I have to sit down and understand.
He said the same after Vancouver. I think he puts a little misunderstanding in those words. For example, Sergey Palych Korolev once sat down, and for the rest of his life figured out to whom what he owe, and what to do.

We had three biochemists discussing what blood composition volcanoes should have to be green.

Elementary: instead of hemoglobin, sulfohemoglobin or hemovanadium. The first is found in frogs, the second is found in many marine creatures. There is also hemocyanin, in the scrotum, it is blue blood.

For example, why and how sellers in the store ask for a passport when buying alcohol and cigarettes. Today was my first weekend in a long time. I cleaned up in the morning and then went to the store. In view in the mirror - suits the quarterback, in self-esteem - generally the older sister of the tortoise Tortilla. I stand in front of the box, tortured, choked, on the tape - not what a set of "family woman", but the entire arsenal of the hostess 80 lvl: flour, eggs, milk, yeast, sugar, several types of meat, tons of 2 vegetables, pasta, cereals, yoghurt, red dry self, beer good faithful. And then the cashier comes to the bottles and demands a passport! I don’t even catch up right away, at my twice eighteen! I try to understand to whom her passport was handed over, if I pay not with a card, but in cash.
She said to me, “You are drinking alcohol! Have a passport? - I fall into a precipitation, I find a passport, I begin to think about a miraculous zone in the supermarket, which gives the effect of a sharp and sudden rejuvenation... She sees my deep Soviet year of birth, too... I cannot withstand and with shy hope ask: - and what, I look at 17?
What a cashier, philosophically: - and who is there now will find out... what horses go, and also schoolchildren... and you... pause... small, small, unpainted...
O great and powerful Russian service! No one has violated my self-esteem yet.

I am a metrosexual.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
I now wash my face for the night with a special foam
YYY: You still have to stop crawling and smoking like a steam car.
So while you’re just sexy.
zzz: and more accurately eblan ))))

If you think you’ve been dropped because you’re too smart, then you’re a fool.

Yesterday, my son and I were at the zoo and watched the following picture. A large orangutan sits in the cage and looks up at passing people. By his face, it is immediately clear that he is a "boob-like guy" and simply resembles a younger researcher from the bodong.
So here. Near his cage gathered boys aged 12-14 and curved his wings. Something is shown and said. Just like in a circus, but in a mirror image.
When the boys became bored because the monkey did not react to their snacks, they calmed down a little.
But then the monkey calmly raises his hands and... slowly begins to applaud them. Of course, the reaction of the boys was unambiguous - they quickly retreated, reddened from shame.

How much progress has been made! I downloaded the program "To clean the monitor from dust". Started by. A grey screen appears, with large black letters written: "Take the screen!". There is no exit button, the task manager is not working. You saw my keyboard. In short, I don’t know how to get out...
How did you get out?
- In general, I decided to wipe out the screen and only then noticed the small gray button "Exit"! The perfect program!

Mother :
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There is a children’s house in the yard. From the window you can see the children walking. I used to fear that if I behaved badly, I would go to a children's home for upbringing. Yesterday I came from the first parental gathering (in the first class he is studying), and he is already sitting with a bag of things at the threshold.
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To fear the elderly at home.

A 25-year-old student came to the class somehow very sleepy, straight off. In 20 minutes I got infected with it, yelling, falling asleep - even the lesson cancelled. Coffee was drunk, rejuvenated, rejuvenated.
Then he didn’t appear for a week, I forgot about it.
In the next lesson, neither from this nor from this:

Do you sleep with all the students or only with me?