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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №14448
 12.02.2009
In the student compartment there is a refrigerator, on the door with a marker the inscription: "Cats not to take out - it is punished".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14447
 12.02.2009
That is, you want to say that yesterday you were killed by 20 people because your friend did not want to add his ex to friends in contact?? to
Yes Yes
A time of morale.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14446
 12.02.2009
There is no more sad story in the world than the tale of a toilet repair.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14445
 12.02.2009
Alexandr-designer: Natasha, shake me off, lustful aunt!
Nat: Alexander, change my name to Natalya Ivanovna in aska, everything, like no, subordination will be preserved...
Alexandr-designer:...sorry, not in that window
Nat: Ok, little fool, come to me - I have an opportunity to fulfill your fantasies... / don't forget the work layouts - consider this my individual fetish /
My sweet Macedonian.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №14444
 12.02.2009
Evangelisto: inspired by sad observations of the decline of the cultural level. I think I know the reason. We are not
We correctly underline the abbreviation of the Zombie Fighter channel which now largely shapes the worldview of young people.
TNT - You are stupid
I hope there are people with taste to support.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14443
 12.02.2009
Do you consider yourself young and successful? Honestly answer, did you ride in childhood on bills?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14442
 12.02.2009
XXX: Do you love me?
XHH: for what?
Q: Why do you love me?
For your inner world, get rid of it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14441
 12.02.2009
by Nik@koi
I remember when the wizard had a computer, he had a screw for 4 gigs and we didn’t know how to hit it.

by Nik@koi
and the games were one square pitches another square

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №14440
 12.02.2009
In response to the news:
Fursenko proposed to free Russian students from higher mathematics.
I propose to get rid of the Ministry of Education from Andrey Fursenko.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №14439
 12.02.2009
<mk_Sucre> There were 2 people in the boat: /hop and /quit. The hop jumped out, who was left in the boat?
nipple_frog has quit IRC

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14438
 12.02.2009
46961 (saved 2009-02-09 at 12:50)
xxx: I went to my girlfriend today and agreed to call me.
I called and she gave birth.
YYY: Do not call me anymore!! to
____________________

Girl with Dollars?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14437
 12.02.2009
Do you know the car is so funny?
What about Bugatti?

[ + 80 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14436
 12.02.2009
Girls are normal guys, you just think of them as nonsense, fools, idiots, or just don’t notice. But as I noticed, everyone falls on the humpot, slipped buttocks with piercings in the ass, and other scratches. Then the outrageous type my boyfriend beats me / changes me / uses / doesn't like me

What were you waiting for when you chose this one?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14435
 12.02.2009
Title of article:
Chief police officer Chelyabinsk prevented suicide.
This is the simple meaning of one word: change your mind!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14434
 12.02.2009
<Victorinka> The underground name of V.I. Lenin (6 letters)
<senia_iff11>
<Richard> Reference: s**r**
<senia_iff11> by Sauron

___________________________________
I found the name "Old man"
I write for those who might be interesting too.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14433
 12.02.2009
Father: Son, you see yourself as a thinker, intelligent, creative, with non-standard thinking and sober views of life, a person capable of changing this world for the better, right?
I : Well yes.
Father: So what fucking thing are you still writing by the toilet?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14432
 12.02.2009
Everything genius is simple. When it is already done.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №14431
 12.02.2009
In order to enjoy this story, we need to

It is rhinoplasty. Former fighter, naked skull, height below 1.90, neck

It flies with the back, well, and, of course, the tatar. The eyes are very kind.

Rinatik, with all his genres, has a lot of childish character.

For example, if he sees a rope somewhere, it must be for her.

by Dernet. Well, you have to find out what it is she hangs here and what will happen,

If you pull for her.

The ambulance now. I went to a restaurant with Rihanna. Very good restaurant.

The staff is trained to impossibility. A towel through a pen.

"what do you want" and so on.

After eating and drinking, we head out when the restaurant was already closed.

The Wardrobe. And there, as a detail of the interior, hangs a ship bell,

Or, in a maritime sense, Rinda. And once it hangs, it must, of course, be hit.

But Rinatik, as I have already, a little kind and delicate, without

The market can’t hit. So he turned to the runner.

by the waitress: "Listen, can I hit the market"?

The waitress makes this a sad face and answers without thinking: "Yes, in

In principle, you can, why not. I’m going to work tomorrow."

That is, if it were not his change tomorrow, he would be ready to get in the market.

("any capricious for your money"), but this is a misfortune - with a finlay

It is inappropriate to serve customers.

The restaurant was placed on the "white list".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14430
 12.02.2009
In the village built a cellular communication tower.



A month later, the population complained that he had headaches.

It is a worsening of well-being, bla bla.



The answer from the director was simple: "It’s all shit. You just think,

What will happen when we turn it on..."

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14429
 12.02.2009
XXX: What are you doing?
I am studying Latin
XXX Why?
I want to know that old language.
Why would that hope go better?
XXX: What is it about?
YYY: Your question is in my rating of stupid questions.
XXX Where is it?
YYY: And this too

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