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Let the Pirates Destroy

to this:
I'll get a gift for 23 from a girl for being her defender! And she’ll get a gift from me on March 8 because she’s my wife. Fighting for the ball!! to
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The young man! I thought nobody would write that.)

Only a complete idiot could be in the office of the boss, on his scream "Go naked!!Sorry to reply, but I’m already in your office.

Everything is written as bad at -25, at -40. So, I was eight years old, a small northern village, 7 in the morning, you wake up, in the apartment 13 degrees, behind the window darkness and thunder, a kilometer to school, you turn a blanket and go to the kitchen, in the darkness you turn on the radio, it blows the forecast. Holding your breath, listen, humidity, wind and temperature -50. You smile and go to sleep. Because at -50 school does not work=)

A friend writes:
He is just kind, cute, naive, honest and cheerful!!We have the same life creed!!!...

Girlfriend 24, tells me about SpongeBob...

What kind of country do we have if a person is called a metrosexual for being washed twice a day?

There is a theory that a girl’s intelligence remains at the level of development at which she was at the time of her loss of virginity.
Did you really get raped when you were six? = = (

How you did:
Am I the only one who will be able to shut down torrent.ru?? to
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Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

by Fuck! This country has gone...
Before yesterday I approached the house, late, evil as a cattle, coming out of the car, saw that two minors with a knife stick to some grandfather. I am not brilliant with the body, but I had time to fuck one. The cat went. As a result: these two puppies were released on the spot, I went to the hospital and to the menthol. As a result, a day in a monkey, a knife in the hip, a broken rib. In the course of the investigation, a polite police officer broke my nose, I didn't hold back - I broke his jaw, now I was prosecuted for an attack on a law enforcement officer, their mother, organs. And the fuck knows how it will end.

Let anyone say that this country is invincible. I think we are all dead for a long time. I just didn’t understand it until the end...

Ladies and gentlemen, March is soon!
No more to congratulate us on the new year, honest words!

xxx: don't worry the man above all the pairs created - and we will find someone)))

My childhood friend was constantly visiting me and constantly asking for something to chew.
I always washed everything clean - the plate glittered. And I was pleased with myself, because he always said, after dinner, the phrase that relieved my selfishness:
"You are just like in a restaurant...". All my life I thought it was delicious, but today it turned out to be little.
c) The Chiffo

I'll get a gift for 23 from a girl for being her defender! And she’ll get a gift from me on March 8 because she’s my wife. Fighting for the ball!! to

From the answers:
by Denis Kotelnikov
I am 9 weeks pregnant. in the urine acetone. What does it mean? What to do to make it disappear?

Roman Fedorenko
You probably need to eat healthier food, Denis. Not just mushrooms.

How You Fucked (Shift):
I wanted to resign today, I wrote an application for dismissal! Asked what was wrong, he said. I went up in the 2nd time, but... I had to stay =)
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Half a million people have defended your post.

The boss gave me a prize and a mini vacation today!
WOW: This is for what?
He left his car at home today because of the fine weather and went to the public. Well, after work I watched the picture as I in the state of a zombie entered the bus and tried to open the turnkey with the keys from the house)))) And minutes 2 could not understand what the reason) Gave 5 thousand and said four days at work not to appear.

Competition in curling. Comments Off on"Give the Girls! The country is sick for you:) despite the fact that most do not understand anything about this sport"

Every man wants to know where the second socks are!

Why is the lack of the ability to think logically called "humanitarian mindset"?

xxx: noah, as for the umbrella, my aunt jumped from the roof with a new grandmother's umbrella in my childhood))))))))))
YYY: Well and how?? to
All nothing, only then the ass hurt.
YYY: Has the knot broken off?
The grandmother caught her and looped her with the same umbrella.