Capricorn has not slept! But it’s scary to say how grateful I am to the creators of the film “50 Shades of Grey!” I have in my online store intima sales so crazy! As if the ruble did not fall. And the main thing - orders all in the deep night or in the morning - when people from the cinema come and decide that they really need it... Go, see if... the movie is...

My friend bluntly congratulated the 23rd men, a large group, 38 congratulated.
The idea is to give cups with a drawing shown by the heat. until the cup is not heated - monotonous, a boiling cup is poured - a picture appeared.
The drawings were carried out by one of the ladies, drawing on the owners. This was done in a company engaged in similar activities and gave them 38 boxes of cups.
I remind you, cups in cold form - without pictures, who belongs to - is unknown. To boil water, pour water into cups, identify the owner. And there was a discussion, not a picture, but who exactly was depicted. That is 38 times. Greatly distracted.

Not the major:

Who is suffering from the sharing of expenses in the family? There is a simple scheme... we work.
In general, I earn a hundred and a few thousand rubles, my husband - two hundred and a few thousand rubles (honestly, I don't even know what). And, believe me, we don’t care about the family budget at all. From the word "total". Whoever goes to the store pays. We go together - pay the one who is more convenient (the wallet closer, more cash, etc.). We don’t spend money on each other either. And we won’t be upset if somebody suddenly loses a source of income.

Warning comments: No, we are not major. No, they have not eaten. Yes, we know that "half-country has now cursed us". No, we are not to blame. We just worked a lot and well in our time to make it so. I recommend. It really helps.

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Not the half of the country, but 99.9%. I have an office of 2700 people. Such salaries only from the general director and commercial (technical is not a bit extended). Well, of course, in my time for almost 2 bets I worked badly...

About the dreams. I had a young man, once I was staying with him and I dreamed of a dream, as he speaks ugliness to me and my girlfriend. As if he said to me:" Here you are so stupid. Olga is such a fool. I just can’t imagine how you can be so stupid". We wake up in the morning and he says to me "I dreamed that you were so eager to me".))) I wept in response: "But I didn’t have to call me a fool with Olya".))))

Talk about lunch kissing.

In fact, if you have decided to build "gentlemen", then do not forget that you should first ask for permission to kiss the limb.
And for business etiquette - yes, it is a crying violation.

Give me coffee, please.
Is it natural or soluble?

We have read your links here.
Binded in a mummy, tied to the bed, on the eyes a sleep mask, instead of a scotch valve. The situation is: no more. I got upset, turned on music, went to the kitchen for fruit and thought about what to do next. I had a stomach and it lasted for a long time. When I came back, my sister was already asleep. and covered. In the morning, she said she hadn’t slept so long ago.
Fuck what it is.

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One day in the winter school, I walked out of the house and went to the platform.
On the way, he went into the food store, bought a pot of Pepper without caffeine (a golden bottle) and, after purchasing, went on drinking.
I see the police bowl passing by stalled and pressed to the side. From the bean comes out a guy (P) in shape and with a machine machine and streams toward me, permeating me with a joyful look.
Q: Welcome to you!
I am: Good night :)
Q: Rush... — a careful look at the bowl, pause. Emma, what is it today! to Goodbye.
It turns and goes back into the beetle.
I: Goodbye to you!
xd

This is what I will tell you about business women.
There was one lady in our office. Beautiful, wellined, about thirty but looks like 25. The boss always pulled her into negotiations as a secretary. She said, “What a fool". Sometimes on the negotiations coffee tapped, repelled the calls of the "ex director".
This blonde idiot, in addition to having graduated from law with distinction, spoke English, French, Italian freely, had the most genuine memory and a well pumped brain. Responding to the calls of the "ex" and "lovees" at the negotiations, she consulted with her department (which recruited and built his work itself), and cleaning the dishes in minutes learned something new about partners / competitors. This "secretary" eventually had a small, but share in the business!
He is now married, babysitter twins and comes to us occasionally. Probably, if she and the chef were not engaged in building materials, but in oil, Obama would have brought her coffee to the office.
By the way, accidentally checked, the school problem of geometry for 9th grade was solved quickly :)
This is an outstanding case, but it also happens.
Instead of her now smiling, cheerful and very benevolent, the soul of the company, a beautiful man. Very simple-minded in the appearance of an evil, ugly system analyst.

Those who have turned the world’s best supercitationist into a forums, I beg you to die in torment.
In order for you to live a lifetime dumb and broken, so that with your opinion no one ever considered, so that you forget the letters, push your hands back into your ass. I want to bluff. It is no longer hot, for @$$

Jen Psaki is leaving her job due to pregnancy.

– is

I understand why she was so dumb. During pregnancy, I couldn’t even think about the sequence of three actions, the brain just becomes. In the work of the PPS as a hindrance, barely reached the decree.

<Wuiss> Drawed a comrade asking to pick up an IPS to pull his home computer with a monitor for three hours.
<Wuiss> Advised him a gasoline generator. It will come cheaper.

There was a message, a typical Nigerian spam: “Congratulations, you are one of the lucky ones, I am the creative director of the company Adobe, we need your pictures in the anniversary video of Photoshop for the broadcast of the Oscar, no time to explain, urgently give the number of the account where you can send money” etc. Well, laughed and forgot. But the letters continued to come. Okay, they started to find out what. It was not spam.

Comments on the news about the care of Psaka due to pregnancy:
XXX: Maybe at least it will get smarter and better, finally!
Yyy: It is a pity that neither Kiselev nor Zhirik can get pregnant.

This, if the grandmother runs exclusively on the married out of a sense of revenge to the wives - it is her marriage not taken in time. Complex of Juanita (in the masculine version-Don Juan). The temptation for the fun of their inferiority complex. Psychiatrists know well. Treatment by conversation.

I want to share my naive discoveries in the field of polite treatment of people that I did as I grew up. While you are small and you are studying in school, everything is simple - I "take", and I "take". At the institute there was the first surprise - all lectures unexpectedly appeal to all students at "you". One day it even came to absurdity. Prepod announced the results of an intermediate checkpoint - a bunch of three, several four and only two botans got five. Here, one hopper began to bustle on the topic of "the botanists were more upset, and after a couple I will learn not to stand out from the group." To which the priest suddenly cried out to everyone: “Yes, I am now under the plinth! " Of course, everyone was deceived and humiliated, but I was more surprised by the inconsistency of the treatment of the man with the promise itself. The second time I was surprised when I went to the factory. In the shop, the people categorically did not take the appeal to "you" up to the order of the chief of the shop, although they were "touched", but they did not address by names, but about ancestors - Ivanych, Alekseich, Nikolaich. I was not able to restructure myself in my youth and, despite the repeated permission to 'take it,' I constantly switched to 'you' in my conversations. I was healed by one slicker, who as a result did not withstand and explained in the ordinary maternal form that you do not have to go out in front of people and since you crack equally with everyone on the ears in the shit, then it should be easier for yourself.

The supervisory authorities rub the breasts and let the killing of hostages and a sea of blood on the air. So who are our enemies?

I’m saying that some men become more beautiful with age.
You see what I became, right?
YYY: What was it before?
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With cats, like with girls, I would suffocate the infection, but I love it too much.

On the 23rd, they always give shaving accessories. is angry. The 13th year in this regard was the most productive, I was given 6 bottles of foam, 4 packs of worthless single-use shavers, and one electric. The only difference was her daughter, who gave her a painting. On the 8th of March I will give pads with tampons, hold your fist.