Thank you, the smoker! Thanks to you, I started bringing my cigarettes to the urn!

A true friend is someone who cheats with you purely for company.

Census of readers 2009! Each reader puts a quote +
Will we get a million?

Anna Lykov, Gaečka, guy with dollars, O_o

I found the perfect girl!!! to
HaLk: Where is it?? to
in the optics! )
HaLk :???? O_O
ant: throw, yesterday I go to the optics to pick up the glasses, the seller gives them to me and says: example, please, look in the mirror, as he sits, like lenses, etc.
Only I start to dress like she "And you don’t accidentally wear lenses"
ant: I think "your mother, really in lenses!", yes, I say.
Ant: she: and then you close your eyes, or you can't look through double lenses, wear your glasses and look like you.
I close my eyes, wear glasses, turn to the mirror.
ant: now I think who of us is the bigger fool, I or she, but the fact that we are the perfect couple is sure! ))))

Please advise me a book that is terrible, dark, full of hopelessness and sadness. Preferably modern and not fantasy
YYY: UK RF

Crisis.In the bank there are no more sweets on the reception :(

Well, I can’t stand it, and shout to the whole room:
Who do you have the sushi there?? to
You’d see the expression of my girlfriend’s face, who then walked on the floor in a 15 minute hysteria.
It turned out that she was talking about the inhaler from a sore throat, and it was better to suck her pastils...
It is....
I feel sorry, man.
p.s And the girl was clever, did not get confused, she hanged the slices...

Yesterday I was on a bus with three students sitting next door.
XXX: Well, fine, it wasn’t well done.
xxh: one begins to point out on the glass with the finger: "J..."
Damn, I think there is nothing to do...
xxx: "Life..."
XXX: I don’t think it’s a joke???! to
YYYY : :-)
xxx: "LIFE"
YYY: It is strange :)
I wonder what kind of intellectual youth is nowadays!!! 8 ( )
xxx: the second line went "G...."
XXX: I’ve gotten away from my heart.
xxx: then he wipes out this "G" and pronounces "bad, we will not reveal the whole truth";
YYY :D

Thousands of hopes have collapsed. Cynthia is betraying Junior with some Wheel!

<FEAR> With my inertia, it will be faster to write this song yourself than to download)

Commentary on the book on Librusek:
The worst thing you can imagine is the invisible shit. You walk on the street - clean, entered invisible shit, came to work and smell, and it is not visible and it is not understandable where it smells. Everybody thinks you’re a young man. And you strive, look around, look at your feet, feel yourself - here are your hands already in the invisible shit. So you'll all overwhelm, and you'll get stuck under your nails, and you'll overwhelm the entire keyboard, and the mouse. All in shit, smells, but clean and careful. Because of this, there is a disruption of work. You go home, and there are all in the metro in the shit (not only have you entered in the invisible shit), the smell is terrible, some are already swallowing... Do not eat - hands in the shit, wash without reason - the cranes in the shit and the door handles... This is about what I felt when I read this.

**this case.. decided to make the guy a surprise alya America on the DR.. hid before his arrival in the cabinets, the agreement - not to jump out until he does not open the cabinets himself.. came up somehow, we sit.. he comes.. well fuck.. hangowukkkka... who knew that he would first get rid of it fuck!!!!!!...

According to the new version of Article 1273 of the Civil Code of the Russian Federation, all users of torrents can be planted for 6 years and fined with 5 kcal of wood.

I have 10 Terobytes of porn uploaded, how many decades will I be imprisoned?
That’s not all for parody ?

A real dialogue on ecology
Teacher: What are limiting factors?
Student: Let me better explain to you by example.
P: So let it go.
C: Imagine a desert.
P: Well...
There are elephants living there.
Q: Well... let me say.
If there suddenly grows a forest...
P: Where is it? In the desert?
C: Well you just imagine.
P: It is well.
C: If the forest grows there, all the elephants will die of hunger.
Q: Why is it!? to
C: They can’t hunt rabbits.
What kind of rabbits??? Why can’t they???! to
C: In the desert, the trees will run to interfere with them.
Q:...? :D

mKostya: bro нада 50 wmz
Tagged: urgent
Awa: has gone
MKostya: Nothing came
Awa: Gone out of my ass

How will Chihuahua be multiplied?
and dohuahua!

Can I stay in Swindon with your parents?
“Naturally,” the fool shouted, “of course! How much you want! Everyone will be happy. Their apartment is huge. Bata is a correspondent member, Momsa is a honored artist. You will be hosted by housekeepers...The only condition is not to say that we know each other. Otherwise everything is gone. When I was fourteen, I was a disgrace to my family.

It is funny when atheists in the traditionally Orthodox country celebrate a Catholic holiday – Valentine’s Day.

by RW_Fedko
Lectures are fun.
Prepod actively explains what an indefinite integral is:
What is the "undefined integral" in essence? Behemoth, giraffe, number or function?
The audience at once says: "number!", "function"..
And only from the last part: "I don’t know how you do, and I think it’s some shit."

The subordinate wrote an explanatory note about the delay:

I was late to work for 20! minutes because of the fact that until 4:30 in the night worked on our project home. Because of those 20! I won’t go for lunch today. Life is shit. (the signature )

Employee of the creative department... now I think to cancel the punishment for delay...