words of acquaintance.
I left my niece for a couple of hours, she was two years old. The answer is "Go to". And so all the time. Finally her mother comes and I ask her:
What do you teach the child? She sent me all day.
and A! Give her a DVD.
- O_O
See also.
Inserts a disk, includes a multiplex. The child stumbled in his hand:
By the slang! By the slang!
About the Elephant! of the elephant!

I woke up at 6 in the morning to have time to wash my head. and washed. When I get dressed, I’m on the threshold and I’m thinking about what jacket to wear so it’s warmer. I look at the thermometer. 32 and you all go. I split up and went to sleep.
The epic fail!

Liza: in a group of 2 people. I and a Chinese woman named Huifang.
Tagged: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Liza: but she asks to be called Charlene.
Tatiana: I would also ask
I would also ask.

The xxx:
How are you?

YYYY :
The stomach hurts.

The xxx:
If the stomach suddenly hurts
Someone lives in it.

YYYY :
Somebody gets someone in the eye.
If there is shit here.
I don’t think I’m in the rhythm.
But the whole truth!

xxx: ppc, the builder is called Jesus (Hispanic speaking guy)
I have a calendar record: 9:00 Meet Jesus

I lie with my wife in bed.
She: sweet, I want you.
No, I have a month.
She is a shit (((
and only a minute before it arrives.) :D

Mother comes on Sunday.
It turns out in a single apartment can be assembled from various horizontal and close to horizontal surfaces up to four dishes.

Falc: Yesterday I went from work, a woman slipped in front of me and fell. I turned on the knight, I approached, I stretched out my hand - and I grumbled by myself. I broke my arm, she then took me to the injury point :D

We travelled with friends on a ferry to Helsinki, there was a swimming pool on the bottom deck. We approach him, and the man who follows us is clearly untreated and cries out, “Pizdec! This deck has already flooded!"

In a report on repair.
"Designer's idea - paint the white ceiling in white"
O_O

Nothing gives you more awakening in the morning than the realization that you are asleep.

Slon: Mja is not a forum, but a zoo

The Bear: +1

Zloy Surok : +1=)

XOMYAK : +1

Our daughter suddenly woke up with love for the dog, I don't know how to explain to her that the dog doesn't like when they say hello to her, pulling her for her legs and tail. But the dogs learned a new command: Jora, run!!!! to

The news smiles.
At the bottom of the screen runs the line: police detained 250kg of anash smuggling
Police arrested for drug trafficking ?

I work as a call center operator and I receive calls.
Recently, a colleague girl congratulates from February 14th, wants to find her partner.
And so it happened, the next day calls a man with the name Half...

High technology in Russia, and especially their implementation - is something!!! I bought a ticket on the Internet for the train. paid by card. Thus e. My money through a bunch of incredibly complex instruments, including satellites, flew from the bank to the railway treasury. At the same time, from the RZD through the same incredible amount of equipment, including a satellite, flies a letter containing a ticket form, to my postman (which is hosted somewhere in Europe on huge servers). I print this form on a printer for high-precision photographic printing using laser technology (not necessarily, but no other was found). In 5 minutes. Before the departure, a stinking aunt with a leaflet pressed in her fist on which my name is scratched from my hand and only after that I am allowed into the car!!!! I am in shock!! I have to go back to the pigeon’s mail!! The result is the same but at times cheaper)))))

xxx: What are the normal specialties in the Tambov or in the area?
Specialists in what field?
xxx: in Tambov or in the Tambov region
Zzzz: Pipet you two to communicate in general contraindicated!!! to

Russia: dark as the Negro you know where
America: dark as in the ass you know who

* Call by mobile
He – where are you?
I – I do not know.
He is like that?
I am – I am lost.
What do you see in front of you?
It is a tree.

From the ASK:
The Thirsty Boy (22:06:04)
The mother of a friend's computer was repaired, so he recorded all the porn while on my, we were 14 years old, and then my dad needed to find what kind of stuff...and he went to look in hidden files and folders...and I stood next to me and looked and turned red and red...and red.