NochieL: Any cake is twice as delicious if eaten at four o’clock in the morning, with your hands standing in your pants in front of the open refrigerator.

Why did you come to work so early?
He fell from the bed. and ;-)

I assumed that we would try to ruin the Olympics, but in such a way as Ukraine...

Take up arms.
My child is 7 years old, 1 class. Early year expectation.
at a certain time, on the phone of the child, whispering, a contact is made with the name "Father Christmas". (The phone number of your friend) The text is discussed in advance. And now comes the moment of the "unexpected" call...
First, the child sticks into the phone and tries to understand who is calling, then he will respond and understand that his eyes and knowledge of letters have not failed him. A short greeting, wishes and so on. The Santa says that he has already come to him, but he did not find and therefore left the gift in a certain place, where the child, of course, finds it. while the child is doing the gift - we wipe the call and contact from the phone.
Do not forget to bring a camera or camera. The head is guaranteed.

Friends were talking:

X: Would you kill and rape? Are you sure what is in order?
Y : Of course! I am not a shit rapist. I am a noble necrophile.

D: Well I’ll go to the audience.
I: With God
D: On the physics ah x))))
I:Tada with Newton

and demanding:

In modern interpretations of classics, I am most stressed by two things. When Carmen is played by a 16-year-old girl and when Conchita is played by a 40-year-old grandmother.

To remind yourself that all theatrical art is on condition, go to the Japanese Kabuki Theatre. After him, Carmen C. Conchita will appear to be relatives.

Maila’s surveys are very indicative.
Here is, for example, whether the chopsticks are correct:
Yes – 10 %
No – 82%
I don’t know – 8%

The second question is where you come from:
Russia – 82%
Ukraine – 6%
Belarus – 4%
Other CIS countries - 8%

I went to the girl here recently, we were going to the cinema. Well, she, like any decent girl, naturally is not assembled, I wait. Wear around me with clothes, then with shoes, then with a fan. Everything is almost ready, the last strokes. Suddenly brakes next to at full speed, a little bit of the heels did not stumble, and slides himself on the forehead "Oh, the pad should be changed, or the shower will be!" And breaks into the bathroom. I’m standing in such a shy place, I’m not a moralphagus, of course, but this is somehow too much... From the bathroom a minute for two, then silence. The door opens, the girl comes out with the crooked sleeves of the dressing suit and with the dividing key in beautiful legs. "Pardon,” he says, “I’ll be hairy now and I can go."

Q: What is this dumb?
I didn’t sleep entirely :(
HHH: What is it?
The teacher’s phone was always ringing.
I have the same melody on the alarm.

Where is xxx?
He sits in the CPS.
Is it like he was going to pay taxes?
I registered through the portal. He arrived an hour earlier, first he was sent to another office, then to the other floor, then the statement from the site is incorrect. He stood by, gave up. And when he was asked to evaluate the work he sent them to the shit, and when they called the guard and sent him there... now he thinks about his behavior...

From the hub to the article on high-voltage experiments at home.
> luck was used as a method of caution :)

From Kubica:
>> The habit of the people to cardboard RPGs and anime written in a wicked language without signs of intersection.
>> A good book is simply not able to accept - it lacks a window with the number of ammunition, hit points and exhibition in the corner of the page.
> This is a good idea for e-readers. "You have assembled five pages. Level-up and plus one to literacy"

xxx: I have a mature business plan when they will prohibit swinging underwear, open a sex shop
xxx: And there to sell "erotic jewelry, in the form of female underwear (synthetic)"
xxx: And at the bottom of the assignment "Not Destined for Long-Term Wearing"
XXX: Now I’m waiting for conditions for business.

You have strange children, god. My mother, as a child, also promised to give me an internat.
After a brief explanation of what an internship is, I had a picture in my head: it is a place where there are many children and at least adults. The gift of fate was decided by my five-year-old being. And on another parental threat I shouted joyfully - Ura!! At the Internat!
I was not offered to go there anymore :)
Could I have struck the psychic of my parents?

In general, you will need to advise to name some training room "Inquisition". The field of images disappears.
-"The Inquisition" You will lose weight from one of our trainer types!
-"Inquisition!" Burns fat much more efficiently than its competitors!

It is difficult to explain to the relatives of the girl that the sounds from the last room (very emotional worth noting): "Yes, here; -No-no, don't rush; -Let's go again; -How fast?!" - these are attempts to open the castle, master level, with two spikes, in Skyrim'e = E

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To blame the pics and offend the needles is great, but what ear are the synonyms given not in the direct meaning of the word? Russian is narcissistic.

YYY: You can defeat a vampire by hurting him in the heart with an asshole.

XXX: So came the Twilight.

You can imagine, she said she would start dating me if I didn’t smell like a dog, and I’t be a drug addict.
You are not a drug addict.
That's a dog from me and it really smells.

I walk past the children’s playground. Children are playing a war:
Paf-Paf you are killed!
No, the Nippon! There are 15 HPs left.

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