We have a client we installed him 1C Restaurant, cash and a fiscal printer. So after 1.5 years on the taxpayer time escaped for 8 minutes. In order to fix it, you need to install the driver of the FP, on the site they have 3 versions, which is true hz.
I call, I mean, in the SPP of the spokesperson of the taxpayer, Maxjuša answers me, I say: friend, this is the kind of stuff that happened, which driver to swipe?
Q: Do you have a taxpayer in your tax account?
I : Yes.
M: Contact the service center.
I: Oh who is it?
M: Well, by law you should have concluded a service contract with the CTO
I: Well, if you have to, you have to. If we do it ourselves, is it not legal?
M: No, legal if you know how.
I : well! Do you know which driver?
M: Call the CTO, you are not a partner but a finisher.
I: =-O Taak, and the endowed person has no right to know this information?
M: Call the CTO or the partner you purchased from.
I: Okay, let’s do something else. I have a taxpayer is not registered in the tax, which version of the driver to download to fix the time.
Version of 4.12
I : thank you!

I come one morning to a private store around the clock, which is next to the house. After a terrible bodybuilding, he decided to buy gases before the universe. I go to the shelf, and I come from there:
So how? Baby chocolate is the most delicious.
What is?! to
Do you have Babi’s chocolate?
Sorry, I don’t understand you.
Well, you came last night with friends wanting to buy a foil, and it was over. Do you remember? )
I do not remember!( Continue to )
Then you asked: in which chocolate is the folia thicker? I said that I don't know, you then arranged a council at five, picked half an hour somewhere, I reviewed all the chocolate, and in general opinion chose Babayevsky. When I bought it, they told me it was the most delicious.)
Fuck the flies! I only remember when we went for cigarettes somewhere! And I’m still wondering before leaving, what does Kalyan on the table, there’s no foil anyway?! to

Oak E1

Dimond17: And why are women far less likely than men to commit suicide?
Lexxy: Sometimes they suffer, the floors are not washed, the children are not fed
Pugachev®: How many children do you have?
Cats are not fed :D

in the corporate dining room. The turn. Usually small, but periodically comes out with a tail in the corridor, the latter case will be discussed. I am in the end, behind me are two ladies. One breathes, complains to a friend:
Why is the line moving so slowly?
And so several times. Gradually we get to the distribution line (salad and dessert / compot each takes himself, the first or second one needs to be asked from the attached cook). After placing an order and receiving plates with snacks, I turn to the cash office for payment, and unintentionally watch the breathing woman start making her order. Repeat in memory:
Good day! Please be kind, but is that what you have? The beef?
No to pork. The beef here.
Please tell me, is it fried?
and yes.
No, then we should not. And the fish?
Also fried too. There are cupcakes.
They are from what?
and chickens.
So, please give me a couple of cupcakes. And on the garnery, please...Rice, no. Tell me, this is what you have?
This is a ragi of vegetables.
Okay, let’s get the rice.
Please please. What will you be first?
- Yes, I will, please, half a cheek, and be kind, please, thank you.

Is it worth saying that I watched the end of this scene, already sitting at the table - and by that time I had even eaten half the salad? Again, it has increased significantly. Why - this is the same mystery... Probably the slowest employee was placed on the distribution.

She is like a sister. Periodically pings me and small, like a servo and a workstation:
Oh my dear!! Will you eat?! to
It is small!! Have you picked up your wallet?! to

Akhor: Hm, my notebook does not seem to have a processor burned, but a circuit next to it.
But I know who is to blame!

Starcraft 2: Legacy of the Void?

Akhor: In general, there is a mission in which in the process of recruiting all imaginable allies the main character is going to go to an ancient ship, where the robots left off for former disobedience.
He’s going to reactivate them, and his adviser – and, to a certain extent, the most sympathetic of the protosses – Rohana says it’s not possible to do that.
After her words "Even once you listened to me!" I press "Start a mission"—and something burns in my laptop.

Acknowledged, the witch is a witch!

Sex should be as accessible as food and toilets.

It is available right now:
Prostitution = fast food
Restaurant = Restaurant
Wife = home food
And with the toilets we have in the city is worse than with sex, so I don’t like this analogy.

- she lives in a room with two guys, so her personal life is either very good or not.)

My parents told me about the sausage for 2.20. And we will tell stories about a dollar for 30

xxx: This film sounded a bunch of goblins. This is a good reason to look at him...
YYY: The Goblin Pucks? Then OK.

I visited Natasha yesterday. The child (a year old) was surprised to point his finger to her bald cat. We said it was "kitsa". The child was in doubt.)

Remember a few years ago, at some car show, the CEO of the group "Ferrari" stated that the cars they make are, of course, fast, but not comfortable. To which he replied: "Children, I only sell engines!The rest is free add-on!" A good marketing move, you need to check the car vase too: "We only sell screws with gauges, the rest is a free addition!".

I went to the veterinarian to cut my cat’s nails.

How much does it cost to cut your nails?
- 250 rubles, and if aggressive 400 r
Okay let’s go.
Is she aggressive?
I don’t know... let’s start... and I’ll pay if I can.

I was at the dentist. A dentist is generally a beautiful girl with a large breast size. I lie, then, with my mouth open and she says, “Hold your head to your chest.” After a second of confusion and a mixed-emotional look, I realized that I needed to lean my head to my chest.

One thing is that the anthem of our course was written on the melody "Vladimirsky Central", says a lot...

I had a retired aunt.
In compass, only one-eyed people mastered well.
Thro the day, she watched photos and videos of gardening.
a document on one page of the word printed for a few days
After that, everything had to be formatted.
as a check or commission - it is not, it is in the hospital.
came not at 8.30 and at 9 and sometimes later - the grandson long in the kindergarten daughter collected"
They persuaded, persuaded and asked.
They were deprived of a portion of the prize - still went to work as for entertainment.
Well, what about her past knowledge and skills if they are not brought to a new wave? If she gets a salary, and pulled all the department?

No one is against retirees - specialists, retirees - tutors, those who continue to develop and improve their qualifications.
against those who do not lead a way of life and carry it as a medal for past merits.

It’s not that he doesn’t learn from mistakes... but he doesn’t do it like everyone else.
For example, after falling from a bridge into a river in a car, he simply put a portable aqualong in a new car.

Are the ladies so tired before a date?
To be liked. Of course, it would be best to go on a date immediately naked and with pots of borst, but society tends to put some stupid restrictions before its members, calling them rules of decency, so you have to twist out.

Late on the train, sat on the passing, everyone was already sleeping there, they are going far away... So I get a toilet in the dark, my lips are very airy! I squeeze with addiction, the lips themselves, around the mouth, almost the nose and cheeks. I sit and wait for departure. 10 minutes and 15 minutes. Until I accidentally hit my lips. I look red. I was scared, thinking of blood. It turns out that in the darkness confused the hygienic and red especially durable dress! And I’m sitting like Ronald McDonald, with a clown grimace on my whole face!!! I’m glad I didn’t sleep like that! Or the passengers who woke up early would be terrified by the red-brown snoring girl!! to

I spoke to five deputies, and none of them was able to explain to me what they had just accepted in the Omsk City Council.