The night. I fall asleep with my beloved. With pleasure I take a deep breath, exhale and go into the world of dreams.I wake up from the fact that a man shakes my shoulder and asks:
Madonna, have you forgotten anything?! to
I: No, but what is it?
To breathe, for example?! to

by Elena G. (18 and 53) :
A cleanly shaved man’s face – what could be more pleasant?

Andrew J. (18 and 53) :
A clean female?

20th century – a kilogram of makeup
The 21st century - a megabyte of Photoshop

ZU
Well, why did I put the money in the same pocket with the Gandons?! to

And let us once again, please, tomorrow the dean will say, expel or not, who is reading this now at night and not at night, chew the plus, save me. Anyone who is unhappy with Sessions.

Picture: Office, two employees each looking for something in Dublin GIS (electronic map of the city). One of them says:
Gagarina is 16.
...
He was injured (second job)

O_O

X: I don’t think I’m going to get married today.
And then the bus cut me off.

On February 23, the same groups gave each one a pack of condoms. After a little thought, I decided to give a pregnancy test on March 8.

Two women thought, looking each other in the eyes with a sweet smile...
– ‘๑ –

BarBoss: Did you see in the shops powerful electric calls of the time of the Crimean war for security alarm? They are also called "chips", for the resemblance to the original? 20 years ago, my colleague, sleeping at work for the hundred-hundredth time, actually connected these breasts to the electromechanical alarm. For some time, together with him, all five floors and two adjacent entrances were put up for work.

Are there condoms for oral sex? and :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYY With a pillow to clean the cheeks and tongue!

To all those who are struggling with hysteria when seeing this: I really want to buy a car this year before my birthday. Just over a month! I wish for those who desire to be fulfilled. and :)

of the army life. The time was after the outbreak. The barracks, the lower location, the 2nd squadron, the silence, and the quiet whisper – which was simply impossible not to hear:
"The mattress, the mattress – give me at least once!"
"All of us" all of us! and :)

She did with me morally what I wanted to do with her physically.

By the way, I read about "History for those who hate officials so much." Here is my story:
My father is a war veteran (Afghanistan). I am very proud of my father and hope to be a little like him. And no, he is psychically normal (and that has become a stereotype for everyone...)! So, we allocated a large sum of money to pay, like my father. In general, there were 15 thousand per 1 person, and veterans in our city are not so few, and it turns out that the total amount looks in a six-digit size (if not in a seven-digit). Only three people will be paid. If suddenly this resource read any authorities, then I ask to pay attention to the city of Sosnovoborsk Krasnoyarsk region.

This is your last hope, please miss it.

Mary is in love with all her heart.
John sent this message to his father.
Father, share my joy with me,
I’m going to call Mary my wife"
The eyes of the young man burn with passion.
But to the son with a breath the father says:
"Mother Mary twenty years ago
I took care of it, I admit, it was my fault.
You are wedding plans, children, do not build
You have a sister Mary".
Such a terrible alarm,
John was upset for two months.
But Clara saw it and loved it so much.
He forgot all his sorrows.
He comes to his father with a cheerful face:
"With my beloved Clara I am going to the wing"
"Again a failure,” he replied,
It has been nineteenth year since then.
It is time to uncover my secret:
And Clara, unfortunately, you also have a sister".
Such a terrible alarm,
John was hiding from the girls for six months.
But Kate saw it and loved it so much.
forgetting all his sorrows,
The only thing that worries him is:
Suddenly, Daddy will find his relatives again.
When my mother told me about her father,
“So what should I do?” he cried in his hearts.
Escaping from his hometown?
The son is upset and the mother is happy.
Marry Whom You Want, Son, Nothing
Do not listen to your father, for you are not his son.

I knew a firm where a guard with a weapon was sitting in the server, and in the case of Ahtung, shooting a target specially drawn for him. The bullet passed directly through the raid. Prior to this, we even tested the probes and how many hards.

I am sitting in a box, neither alive nor dead... (from the memories of the cat Schrödinger)

Here is this:
guys, men!we really the most important of your attention and your smile!no gifts will be so perceived as your love with a smile on the face!Girls, cute!Especially doctors and l2,wowers!we turn off the computer on the evening of March 7, we fall asleep next to the beloved, not asking for sex, just talking, we fall asleep!Every morning with a sweet smile, just say good morning, dear! and all!

Comrades and Comrades!! I disagree with you!! I want sex!!! to

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In Soviet times there was a joke:

What is it, it flies, it flies, it doesn’t get in the ass?
Soviet machine for getting in the ass.