The story was remembered when in his youth in the early 1990s he worked at the bread mixer. The workers plundered bread for livestock food, and the director fought in vain with this phenomenon in every way.
And here somehow - at midnight, at the end of the evening shift, the aunts slapped the bags with puddles (a dozen fresh puddles enter the bag if they are splashed), and here suddenly the police bowl passing by includes flashes, a sirene for a few seconds, and then in the matyugalnik on the whole street announces: "City, don't P#ZDITE BLOOD!"

It was cold and we arrived at our IT department. Our Sisadmin printed empty leaves and heated their hands :D

The news says that scientists have excavated in the eternal frost a seed that has been laying for 31 thousand years, and it has grown and bloomed!
YYY: Didn’t you find the white there?

This is what he is, Android, mysterious. I began to figure out what process me so much battery eats. It turned out to be an indicator of battery charge.

I am tired, I want love.
When I wanted love, you wanted to play Mortal Kombat.

18:05 You are well. You can go home. A half hour ago I received a letter from the general, saying he would call in 10 minutes.

Transmission of the "fashioned sentence". Madame made her thirteen-size breasts to please Kirkorov. Commentary from the distant room: Would you fuck up the job in the hat!

You called something very obvious and you were called a cap, it turns out, the one who called you a cap is also a cap.
yyy: Captain Recursivity

Fossi: I wanted to wrap the unwrapped boxing bandage and remove it in the closet. I took it in my hands, thought about something... when I came to myself - the bandage was already completely on my hand, everything as it should be, even the lipstick is stuck))

My father was successful with many girls, but brought home the best.
How cute you are about your mom :)
XXX: What about Mom? She almost killed her father when she returned from work.

by Kiro:
I read the schedule of broadcasts of friendly football matches: "28th Bosnia and Herzegovina and Brazil..."
Would they all three play?

With Habr, discussions of professions in which alternative civil service can be undertaken:
X: I very much liked in the list of professions "elenevod"
“The Artist of the Doll Theatre” is also very good.
z: A technical support specialist can pass under both professions.

Very soon you will be able to epatize the audience just by appearing on stage in decent clothes.

Koresh went to live in warm countries, to Cambodia. He writes to me today:

Shepherd (11:21:49 28/02/2012)
A man bought a car for 600 backs ruined
I drove and changed a bag of grass.
The bag fucking.
I (11:22:34 28/02/2012)
Boogogogoa
How to Fuck?
Shepherd (11:23:10 28/02/2012)
He hanged a banana palm so no one could find it.

I forgot where I hanged it.

Let’s have sex!
My head hurts, my moons are about to begin.
Spy, I’m talking on the phone.

The cold is fun.
Konstantin: Almost sent a letter with the signature "Friendly, Konstantin" instead of "Friendly"
A4questions: Do you enjoy writing letters?
A4questions: be honest with the address!)
Konstantin: To be honest, most of the letters would have ended like this:
With disgust and the worst curse,
Constantine is
Burn in hell, dog son!
Somebody wrote Constantine.

Comparison of Russian and American Soldiers' Lunch

We don’t have any orange (((
XHH: But you could get supplements for ebola. You want to jump...

While buying on a ten-year-old car, she suddenly became fifteen years old... :(

Who is your boyfriend, a cowboy or a cowboy?
He is a goat and a cat.

I have a shampoo that smells like milk gum. I remember and remember my childhood. I don’t know which gum is a turbo or a lava.
What is drawn on the label?
Tagged: goat
So that is LAW IS. Love of evil.

andr