We sit on a trip to Omsk, a partner on betrayal, fighting in Kiev, his aunt there, two days can not call, do not answer the phones, his wife in Moscow is all nervous. Communication is bad. I’m telling him a fairy tale from this site about improving communication if you say BOMB, TERRORISM, ARMS, PATRON. Porzhali, returned home, we call, he says to me: - But it works! I have already forgotten, in confusion, he explains to me: - once twenty-year-old woman calls my mother's phone (KYEV), then collapse, then it is not heard, then interference, I advised her to pronounce these words, and as by magic, twenty minutes spoke, as they sat next to!!! to

There are two reasons why the computer can slow down:
1st The virus.
2nd and antivirus.

xxx: Natasha called - says, she called me at night, because she found 3 missed calls from me, where the number is not specified

You’ll fuck me later. Let’s go to TZ now!! to

I am not a shy man, but my grandmother is scary.

Bloodmanred
Can you say something clever then?? to
Banch
The earth is not round!! to
Bloodmanred
cool
very cool
Banch
Will I prove?
Bloodmanred
He knows that the earth is not perfectly round, but he wants to hear the proof.
Banch
Circle is a two-dimensional figure.
Bloodmanred
fucking.

Why are smokers frightened by scary images? It is enough to simply write on the packs "the money earned will go to the deputies" premium " I am sure that 80% will immediately quit smoking.

I got a helicopter on 23.
I marry this girl.

How cynical you are, comrades Russians!
Do you know how disgusting it is to live in a country ruled by a zec?
Do you know how many unpleasant oneself this zeck shot? Nobody but him knows.
Do you know how it feels to burn alive? No is? Ask at "Berkut".
Do you know how disgusting it is when you are watered with shit and exposed as a criminal, even though you execute orders? No is? Ask at "Berkut".
Do you know what it feels like when a crowd of naked banderlogs-nationalists sows and crushes the beautiful Kiev, and then they are exposed as heroes for this? No is? Come to Maidan!
Do you know what’s the difference between a rabbit, a rabbit, and a rabbit? I know. She is not!
Do you know what it feels like when the East and the West struggle to put the country on their knees?
You know that Ukraine is neither needed by Russia nor by Europe, except as a remnant of fertile land and cheap labor force?
You know that Ukraine is in a total, deep ass, and it does not depend on who speaks which language?
So keep chatting, what’s there!

XXX: A puppy, drag your ass here.
Just the ass? What would she think, did you think?
You just think your ass. And the stomach sometimes. :)
YYY : No! I am a member! Where the member - there and the legs!
YYY: God, what it sounds like...

News on Yandex:
Post of Russia will not have time to launch its bank by 2015
Not surprised...

Beautiful and Smart: How to determine that a person sitting on the Internet is suffering from a mania of greatness?
Catherine the Great: by nick-neem.

C Picaboo

The boss says "The table is not working today, the boss has a maslenica..."
I, machinewise: "Then we have to arrange our blackjack oil bar today *I understand who I am talking to and I silence*..."
"Why with blackjack?"
"I don’t know, I just like blackjack"

This is why our basketball commentators always complain about not finding high-growth guys for the position of the center. Not there they are looking for! Come with me to the concert of my favourite band and voila! In front of me every time there are a few potential basketball players, whole teams walk.

News that the U.S. Navy is upgrading to laser weapons that will allow to shoot down missiles and drones.
The first comment: "What if the rocket is glued?"

We decided with the men to remember their youth - downloaded Quake 3 and we sat down.
The comrade sneezed. In response to him:
Be Healthy! But who am I lying to? Dying the shit!
Exact shot from the rail.

From a correspondence with a friend of the shop manager.

XXX: calls the client, rages like a bastard
XXX: grit I want to clarify how to make an act
XXX: ordered plasticine from us, brought, artificially accepted, everything was fine, one of the employees opened the box (with plasticine) and there was a cock.
XXX: Blinded from plasticine.
XXX: and then - chyto night shift nihuya does not collect? here we sit thinking how to write in the act
XXX:Natalia (our auditor) proposed the wording "with traces of use"

In Russia will introduce the rate of the promile for pedestrians
What is the punishment? Take off your shoes and send them to the penalty box.

by bhg. "The Country at the Side"

And to confound the Russian language with foreign words is a мовеton or just not a comilfo?

Women are so multifaceted.
I watch a colleague copy on Skype with a "failed" client. She picked up the text and dictated to herself: "Pos-la on the fuck, tu-paia piz-da", and comes out on the screen: "We apologize once again..."