Trazi
It’s very inspiring, I need to do the alpinism this summer too, but it’s easier of course.

by Den13
Weigh the keys from the apartment from a regular ring on a carabin

Hello to you. I called you a week ago to tell you that your warranty manager has been coming to me for 11 months. So, I have an amazing news for you. The teacher has been here for 11 months and 1 week. He seems to have a dead cat, please check, I’m already worried about a man.

The main reasons are two: pigs are difficult to feed, and pork milk, as some people say, smells rather unpleasant.

In principle, this product is very nutritious (in it, for example, about 8.5% fat), and one pig a day can produce about 5 liters of milk (cows, however, can 30 liters). Nevertheless, they say that the pig breast is a real puzzle. During lactation, pigs are aggressive and suspicious. In addition, they have many small nipples (12-14 pieces), producing a little milk over a short period of time. Under such anatomy and physiology, good automated devices pumping milk have not yet been invented. In addition, a feeding pig can usually not get pregnant, so it is not beneficial to keep pigs in a state of lactation with hormones, because then they will not be able to produce pigs. Finally, pigs are somewhat harder to keep clean than cows, so the risk of getting milk contaminated with something is higher in their case.

However, there are enthusiasts who have even tried cooking dairy products from pork milk. For example, American chef Edward Lee once made a ricotta from pork milk and claims it was delicious.

A tired man comes from work. Sitting at the table and eating dinner. The wife looks at him for a long time, what then awaiting and unbearing asks:
Do you love me?
The husband:
At the moment not. I am eating right now.

My smelly friends! A girl was studying with me at the university, and it seemed to me that it smelled like corn from a bench. Nothing unpleasant, such a smell, you’ll think. But when her doctor was sitting next to her, she immediately wrote her directions to the endocrinologist, said that it was a typical smell of acetone and everyone broke out of the place to smell the same group... it went badly, but it was certain - diabetes was found.

lopar: It caused me to accidentally consider a mansion for sale, worth under $2M. It feels like the rich have no taste or style. Everything is expensive, apparently, quality, but such a lumpy and unspoiled...
Trank: A person who has taste and style is less likely to rise to that level than a person with practical / logical / pragmatic thinking.
Pragmatists don’t like to be blatant. The pragmatists usually live in a costly, unkillable, but simple as brick.
But if they have a wife... from the village.
lopar: which... leopard loins... fucking, I understood, you are right!

He wanted to give up a seat in a broken road, but the lady who stood next to him refused to sit down, saying that such gestures of men humiliated her as a person, that she could stand, that she would not dissipate and many other loud, but unnecessary words.

I listened carefully to her, expressed my admiration for her, but asked to go a little further so that my grandmother could sit in my place.

Nicholas Cage bites John Cusack - the infection is quietly and slowly spreading across Hollywood.
YYY: And, somewhere in the grave, Michael Dudicoff, who bit Cage, grumbled.
Zzzz: Give it up! Mike Dudicoff is still alive.
WW: And how does this prevent him from smiling in the grave?

This is a problem of knowledge from successful people in general: if you are rich/healthy/long-lived/etc and this greatly stands out from the crowd - no matter what you will be carrying orally or printed - you will be listened to as a guru, cleaning your ears. And then to be surprised - "no yeah, he did everything like he did! Why did it happen?"

Yes, plus if some encouraged and dirty person says, "Don't go there, there is mud, I hardly got out (and the companions in general drowned) ", - he is looked at like a shit and persistently straw in the same mud, instead of looking for a path to circumvent, dry. Even if this guru honestly told how many of those who started with him and like him, in general, lived to the finish...

XXX: Your prospects are not rainbow.
Yes, you are not a unicorn.

So this is:

It would be more correct to say, “If you are so smart, why are you so unhappy?”

The less you know, the stronger you sleep. People with high IQ are more prone to depression. TD and TP.

Are you a Defender of the Fatherland? In the sense of serving?
No, I am a midfielder, I have a military department.

As far as I know, dolphins have nipples in the anus (so the dolphins have such a specific mouthpiece, you have to get somehow). Since dolphins do not have a sucking reflex, the baby's nose irritates the mother's nipples and the baby releases milk.

Give yourself an interpretation!
The nipples of dolphins are not in the ass, but on the outside, on the sides of the so-called. genitourinary gaps, hidden in the skin folds, when the female does not feed and there is no milk, and they are completely cut off when there is a baby on feeding. Yes, milk is produced by the effort of the female, but the dolphin usually takes the nipple, the shape of the mouth does not interfere. By the way, a child eats very often and little by little, would have to turn such a procedure.
Damn, you have to "bushes in the ass... a roll there...". I wonder what wild dolphins say about people.

xxx about the demands of some modern women. The lady wanted a trip - Paris, a suitcase, makeup, an apartment, a car, an iPhone and a small dog.

The European Tolerance
In addition to its hard-to-pronounce name, the Cathedral of St. Istvan and the Garden of Ruins, the Hungarian city of Sekesfehervar (Székesfehérvár) will enter history as the first European city to be officially punished for living in it "too many white and happy people."
This definition issued the jury of the contest for the title of “Cultural Capital of Europe-2023”, in which all participants had to submit videos about their cities.
The video of the Hungarian city of Sekesfehervar was outraged and rejected by members of the commission as a “propaganda film of white and Christian Europe.” The city was excluded from the contest.

XX: So there is no warming really.
YYY: Warming, maybe, but prove that it is a matter of human hands, and not some unknown processes in the oceans, which are generally studied by less than 2%.
XXX: There was a direct lecture on this topic. It was a purely PR-project that would cut down the bubble. In the near future, there will be a new ice age, after which there will be warming. But we will not survive ;)
YYY: Maybe we will survive. depends on progress with cancer immunotherapy and gerontology in general. Sooner or later,ining the life and health of a already trained citizen will become almost endlessly more economically profitable than bringing, giving birth, educating and raising his replacement. The question is how soon this will happen and whether we will find ourselves. I would give 50% off :)

I and a longtime friend have an old joke that, with our luck with him, the pills from old age will appear in the pharmacies the next day after our death :)

In the light of recent events, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Russia needs to return the old name - NARCOMAT!!! to

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I have a body on the balcony.
WOW: You are scaring us. A body in a translated sense.
XHH: In the straight.
ZZZ is a pigeon?
Oh yeah yes.

Colin: Everything will be fine.
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The world would be better if there were more righteous men and fewer preachers.