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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №14388
 10.02.2009

47014 (saved 2009-02-09 at 20:15)
I woke up from a phone call, smoked, spoke on the phone.
“Well, all the battery, it sits down while,” he said, hearing the sounds of the exhaling battery.
He threw the phone into the fork, the bull carefully brought to charge.
I watched a long time, I thought.

Throw all the shit out of the window, fool!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14387
 10.02.2009
Syborg: I sit and watch anime and eat sticks
I am not a fan of Japanese culture.
Syborg: I’m just sitting in guests, and from porn there’s only hentai and from tableware there’s only pencils. Eating peelings with your hands is uncomfortable.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14386
 10.02.2009
<Victorinka> The underground name of V.I. Lenin (6 letters)
<senia_iff11>
<Richard> Reference: s**r**
<senia_iff11> by Sauron

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14385
 10.02.2009
xxx (17:22:16 9/02/2009)
All, from 11 February I have a speed of 10 MB / s

whey (17:22:25 9/02/2009)
to shoot.

xxx (17:22:26 9/02/2009)
In the evening of 20...

whey (17:22:38 9/02/2009)
and disruptive.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14384
 10.02.2009
Is it comfortable with lenses?

Reaver: Ahuenno

Reaver: I’ve told all of my eye-catching friends that they’re eye-catching dogs and I’ve talked about their four-eyed deer.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14383
 10.02.2009
Delirium: Aaaahahahaahaahaaa ))) The task in the reminders of the secretary "Water to slaves 09.02.09"

Delirium: We are finally drunk!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14382
 10.02.2009
Diss: A girlfriend moved with the children to her mother in another city a month ago. Her husband posted an ad on loveplanet in search of sex.
She went to the site, picked up her name, posted her photo and sent him a friendship offer. I hope it will go without a heart attack.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №14381
 10.02.2009
Case of life:
I went to a girl one good, she liked me ^_^ and wondered the number of the house remembered, and the apartment is not, and imagine:
Night is almost twelve.
On the street minus 26
Fuck the phone!
The only option is to find a roommate and ask the phone to call.))) Well you all understand what it looks like =) but who will you find at night in Dubai?! The guy asked one: smiled, there is no scratch and dropped... Then the dogman came out somehow and THAT’s it! Luckily, the man did not break in the night! in the winter! Take out my body, pull out my body, and let me call.
In general, yesterday I relieved a bit of cynicism and lack of love for people. There are normal, there are...
Thank you, my friend, if you read right!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14380
 10.02.2009
In the file exchange commentary:

FinDeR: The First Nash

Le><l_lS: The first of us

Le><l_ls: I have not had time))

Danila: The Second Nash

Le><l_ls: The second of us

Le><l_ls

Dark_Engel: The Third of Us! to

Le><l_ls: Third of us

FinDeR : )))))))

Le><l_ls: The 5th of us!!!!!!! to

Jonni: The Fourth Nach

Le><l_ls: for the...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №14379
 10.02.2009
A girlfriend calls. She makes all the gestures showing me to go out "smoked". Well, I think I’m talking babies here to listen to that. has gone out. After 10 minutes I look into the room to pick up the disc, and I hear her say to the telephone:
- I can't get to the throat at all, I have a vomiting reflex at once...
What a fucking thing, I never had it. and further:
I’m also better than the ambassador.
Well, I can’t stand it, and shout to the whole room:
Who do you have the sushi there?? to
You’d see the expression of my girlfriend’s face, who then walked on the floor in a 15 minute hysteria.
It turned out that she was talking about the inhaler from a sore throat, and it was better to suck her pastils...

[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14378
 10.02.2009
The Orange
> I am actually an ananas of evil

The Orange
> Come on
> the fool (

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №14377
 10.02.2009
Do you need a canoe boat?
A total of 12 thousand.
WOW: Fuck, give me at least one reason why I might want to buy it, living in Norilsk, where nine months of the year are winter!! to
She is blue, beautiful. It does not drown.
I take it!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14376
 10.02.2009
Yesterday I held the true VERTU in my hands!!! Well, I was told in time that it was VERTU, until I had time to ask - "what shit is this?".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14375
 10.02.2009
What should be the minimum rating to download the game?
YYY 0.3
XXX I have 0.18 and a nephoga

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14374
 10.02.2009
XXX: I have a question. Are there cigarettes?
YYY: I am not ready to answer immediately. Cigarettes are probably not worth it.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14373
 10.02.2009
I suggest next to the button "Next???" place the button "Where is my fucking?"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14372
 10.02.2009
The girls were smart and beautiful until Xenia собчак and Paris Hilton appeared.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14371
 10.02.2009
My young man recently began to show that I have a small chest.
Question: What has he not seen before? Or was she hoping to grow up?! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14370
 10.02.2009
[21:49:55] Quiz: And now the question:
Guess the name by meaning. (from the Greek) The highest
[21:50:20] [Mikael]: oo
[21:50:24] redgirl: chewing
[21:51:38] Siren by George
[21:51:55] Quiz: Unfortunately, no one has given the correct answer. This is Ipat.
Quiz expelled from the room: filter the bazar

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14369
 10.02.2009
I woke up from a phone call, smoked, spoke on the phone.
“Well, all the battery, it sits down while,” he said, hearing the sounds of the exhaling battery.
He threw the phone into the fork, the bull carefully brought to charge.
I watched a long time, I thought.

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