Applications for Android:
Your AK-47, An application that will allow you to skillfully handle the AK-47
A brief description:
Simulator of assembly and disassembly

The commentary:
XXX is
I recently bought an AK-47, and I don't know how to use it. This is just a finding, thanks to the author, it helped a lot.

In some companies there is a tradition: to make one day a week when you can come to work in jeans, so-called casual fridays.
In my company there are two such days: casual Saturdays and casual Sundays.

Tra-ta to Tra-ta to Tra-ta
We are breeding a cat!
A stupid cat!
I’m stuck in Xerox!

My attempts to learn programming in C++ failed at the first stage - download C++ and understand how it starts (((

Debate about the demotivator with the panda

xxx: "Do not be a racist. Be like a panda. He is black, white and at the same time Asian"
XXXX: and the extinct species

In the construction:
Who are you working for?
The Brigadier!
Who is in the brigade?
I and the performer.

Tolstoy said: “She (Natasha Rostov) could not see people indifferently so as not to send them somewhere.” tom 2, part 4, chapter 9))))

Going into shit.
Advertising of sweaters and hats 228 on the main...

To do something to someone, know:

Add to this:

Black and white TV - "Rainbow"
Tagged with: "feelings"
Toughened Laminated Safety - "Friendship"
Tear gas - "Cherry flour"
Intercontinental missile - "world"
Where is the logic???! to

There is also a heavy fire system (some "Katyusha" on the tank) with the charming name "Buratino".

So that the enemy can’t guess... men don’t know...

I got a virtual car!
YYY: And went to film virtual bodies?
XXX: The Dog

XXX> How long do you get?
yyy> at six
xxx> give in half
yyy> well okay
yyy> only I am late for half an hour

If you saw a neighbor with a perforator on Friday, you should get up early on Saturday.

xxx: by the way
Yesterday in the bus company was driving, botanics
3 girls and a boy
Talk about alcohol ?
So, in their opinion, the cognac Daniel Jackson is absolutely nothing ;-)

Finally understood that he grew up, when in the bath instead of plastic wipes and blankets, the underwear of his wife fell from the dryer began to swim.

Swedish man lived for two months in snow-growing car
The blood of the Norda gives 50% resistance to cold.

The newlyweds called for a new home, let the cat, and then began to push and roar First Nah!!! It is they turned out to argue who will try the first toilet in practice, I think they will live together until old age)

xxx: girls, how do you think to call him or not?
Don’t, make him call you!
Zzzz: Give him a call!

From one of the hockey sites:
Bars will come and fuck out for neighbors 11:1.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
Zzz: Just came the Oil Chemicals and fuck you.
Qqq: How do I understand, by the word hockey you mean male fucking?

Teach with a child a verse in kindergarten on February 23 (5 years for a child):

The Russian Army is not stronger in the world
Congratulations to the Defenders of the Fatherland helmet."

The child gave:

"The Russian Army is no longer in the world..."

The Truth in the Mouth of a Baby

Comments on the news about bluetooth headsets in the form of a small cheap phone:
xxxh: I'm looking forward to a campaign that will release such a headphone in the form of an iPhone
WOW: Ah, and the headset for that headset, and so on. You took
zzz:..they took a third phone out of his hands, but the main one remained in his pocket... :D