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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14368
 10.02.2009
The love lyric channel.

BonVee: She smoothed my back
BonVee: And from the touch of her hands
All my muscles relaxed.
Saphiroth: The sphincters?
BonVee: Fuck this fool out of the channel, on the third day, he will absorb everything that is written here!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14367
 10.02.2009
He: Here you, women, simulate orgasm, and we, men, can’t.
She: Well yes, Coneco, you have the result on your face...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14366
 10.02.2009
What need to be an idiot to write in the column "question to restore the password" "you as under the laminate?"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №14365
 10.02.2009
Do you really consider yourself so unique and unique?
yyy: of course, I remember when I was a child I heard my mom say to her girlfriend "all children are like children, and I have a fucking head"))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14364
 09.02.2009
on a large website that provides web programming services specified an ICQ number for communication.

There is an anti-spam:
"Are you on the issue of web programming?"
I : Yes
Anti-spam is fucking! You did not get there!

They indicated the wrong ICQ.
c) XakeP[sol]

[ + 119 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14363
 09.02.2009
The female sex in us now in 99% of cases think only about money.. now I will tell you how I came to this conclusion.
I recently had my birthday and I was 22 years old. My beloved big family (parents, 5 older brothers and sisters, and even relatives) knowing that I have been on the car for 2 years fell down and gave me the missing amount and Rado clocks for 150k (as it turned out they also paid for this money). And here I go for a month as I ride on my new Nissan 350z, and lunch in the cafe I have been going to for 2.5 years.. during this time no one of the regular (and not only) visitors of this cafe, nor that didn't want to meet me, but even a look into my stone didn't drop, and here almost every day climbs not that packages so almost not all at once, and what love can be talked about. And my girlfriend I met two weeks ago in the bus when I was going to a friend for a birthday, a modest beautiful brunette who needs only me and nothing more... and in the eve of All Lovers’ Day I wish you all to find a true loving girl.

P.S Marina, I love you with all my heart and am very happy that you agreed to marry me.

P.S to P.S Rejoice with me people, I understand that it is not funny but I want to tell everyone that not all the girls are still spoiled.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14362
 09.02.2009
Together with my colleague we pulled the cloth onto the fence. The collar is noble, "jagoza" with blades. We fix the collar with a wire. The tip of the wire comrade risks to cling carefully. On my question, Naah said, so that no one would get hurt. They continued working silently.


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14361
 09.02.2009
Today, a girlfriend called to sleep because she had mice and she is afraid of them. I refused. I'm really stupid and I don't understand the hints.)
YYY and you guessed...

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14360
 09.02.2009
She is red!! to

She: How much do you have?

I am: 2:44 nights

She: Well right?

I: Overall 42 - 43, see: what: the brand manufacturer of this shoe

She is: Sasha

See also: saffron

I am 61. This is the record: me!

Probably weakened again.

I: I mean...

See also: Sasha

I am: 180

I: This was the last time.

I: I can grow up

She: Okay... I: subtly hint

She: How much do you have: a sand standing in centimeters???! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14359
 09.02.2009
A guy with backs, you finally got lucky - you became famous.
Prikyn in the simple Siberian village Zykovo near Krasnoyarsk for you yesterday drunk.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №14358
 09.02.2009
I’m leaving you :R
Saxon's: *YAHOO
Saxon's: Yaa free dressed, like a bird in the sky
Saxon's: I forgot what fear means
You are a cattle!
I am not grateful!
Saxon's: yaaa scotiyainaa, goodbye full
See also: LOL
Saxon's: I am free-dressed, I am alive and not in the snow

[ + 59 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14357
 09.02.2009
Vertical_parallellipid: And that everyone is silent
Vertical and parallel:
Haman`N: Your Nick is Reading

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №14356
 09.02.2009
I tested the GPS today.
HHH: And he cut off. I set a path from the subway to the street where I work. So here. He took me to the entrance! The psychic (she is on the way) and straight at the entrance, said:"You have arrived at the destination!";;

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14355
 09.02.2009
xxx: I am
YYY: What did you say?
xxx: I am
YYY: What did you say?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14354
 09.02.2009
Q: I have a companion who said "there is no niche worse than a drunk electrician" jumping into a transformator cabin in the basement with a lit piece of wallpaper instead of a light bulb)))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №14353
 09.02.2009
I noticed the truth here, the more humble the girl, the more attractive she is!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №14352
 09.02.2009
I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy, I’m busy.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №14351
 09.02.2009
Yesterday I played with my schoolgirl.
The shirt, the shirt, the shirt and all the stuff. :)
She’s been crazy all night :(

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №14350
 09.02.2009
I don’t use cocaine!I just like how it smells.


[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14349
 09.02.2009
February 13 at 18:00 Loveplanet.ru and the magazine Yes! We invite you to the “European” (European, Moscow) catwalk to celebrate Valentine’s Day!

You are awaited by star guests: the groups “BIS”, “Chelsea”, Vlad Topalov, Alexei Vorobyev, Dino MS 47, Dakota, Max Lorens, the heroes of the series “Ranetki”, “Univer”, “Love in the area”, “Daddy’s daughter”.

Special guest: Nastya Zadožná

DFM DJs are lit with you all night!

Win 2 tickets for the most romantic party of the year! Details here

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