Comments on Contemporary Art:

Do not confuse art and theatre with installation and perfomance. If you guess under the door and escape before it is opened by the owner, then this is an installation. And if you stay and don’t run, it’s perfomance.

Olympic champion at age 15
XHH: to shrink
I didn’t drink beer at 15.
I was sold.
I almost slept naked.

Ded: Oh, Mr. Hockeyist, did you communicate with the fans?
Q: Where did you find out?
Ded: You’ve got the knots from your ass.

The Russian team goes home... to America

Chronic fatigue. I went to work today, there was a dog on the side. I slowed down, blinking in the distance as a sign that I missed. She looked at me surprisingly for a couple of seconds and quickly crossed the road.

Instead of “self-proclaimed” or “my neighbor,” journalists and bloggers write the correct word “experts.”

I don’t like when in an interview, insidiously, they ask:
Why did you leave your previous job?
In an interview yesterday, I asked the following question:
Why did your former employee resign from your job?
I like it, I recommend it to all job seekers.

Olympics-80 was remembered by the flying mouse, and 2014 - sleeping.

to this

I sit and think about Western freedom: what is possible in the West, what is not possible in Russia? I have already remembered a few dozen things that can or can be rolled in Russia, and in Europe, America cannot. But this is something that is not possible in Russia, and it is possible in the West - I did not remember.

and----

Is marijuana legalized in one state? And the possibility to call a squad of soldiers in full combat readiness for free with a simple request for a speed machine and backpack in Google? You can shoot anyone who has stumbled on your land without your (or prosecutor’s) permission. It is also possible to erect a monument to Satan. They have their own atmosphere there, but hell, they have a good time with power there.

Twitter EUROMAIDAN (‏@euromaidan) about the operation of Berkut to clean up the square:

This is what you need to be an idiot to call the special operation "Bumerang".

(Family talks about excess weight)
It is time to look the truth in the eyes! I am expanding! Like the universe, I am just the universe. 0 - O
Husband: This would be a business - it would be good even if you expand =)

Commentary on Distribution:
Very liked the atmosphere of the cinema, and the ringing of the mobile phone and the phrase "I will call again!" creates a unique color and the feeling of the presence of those sitting next door, these subtle women's voices do not let you get bored. At the very beginning of the film, the quiet voice "I love you" and the chok... touches to the depths of the soul.

Andrew (17:21:42 19/02/2014)
Put the plz on the record there our hockey with the Finns play
Lena (17:23:18 19/02/2014)
Which channel? The first?
Lena (17:26:22 19/02/2014)
Fu is right.
Lena (17:26:25 19/02/2014)
by First
Lena (17:26:40 19/02/2014)
It was a female hockey.
Andrew (17:27:06 19/02/2014)
Did you also think so?and (

baloo> I, fucking, women's biathlon after Urgant can't watch without laughter))
baloo> He said there that Zahenbacher has introduced a new word in Russian with his surname)))
Baloo> and here the last performances watched, Governor’s like a whirlwind: "OH YOU! Zhenbacher has fallen!"
baloo> sounds like "blow up")))
Tom> ))))

XXX Where are you?
YYY: I go home
XH: You’re going to be at work to the point, right?
YYY: I’m busy at work, I go home

I was looking for a job in the IT field today. I encountered a job as a gaming support specialist for WoT users for +500 gaming gold per account daily.
I sit, I think, whether this is worthy salary for the Aitishnik or not.

XHH: It feels like I blasted in my own time
XHH: recently pretended... but not a single free girl, neither among acquaintances, nor at work... NOT at all. Everyone is married there or already with children, or has a serious relationship.
WOW: And on dating sites to look for no option what?
HH: It was not an option at all. There are real only single mother or not my weight category at all. Advertising or fake advertising. The last such a man in general turned out to be, the kind of posture decided... a writer in general. I have no intention of connecting to the internet (
The feeling that in our city there is a secret place where normal free girls come and find a couple... only I don't know about it for some reason
Where did you meet your liner?
Amm... well where we met her there is one rule: under no circumstances should you know about it)))))

After losing Finland, the Russian hockey team goes home: in the United States, Canada...

MaKcuMbl4: I, a sales woman, spent a bit of time preparing to watch hockey in the form of beer, whiskey and calmar. I, a saleswoman, had a fight with the Deputy General in order to leave work early and get the time to start the match. I, the saleswoman, while rushing home, had sex in a huge hole with two right wheels, while the front right member was in the "sex". about"have sex" with the replacement of the wheel on the MCAD. The result was almost in the beginning, we arrived at the 2nd minute. All for what? For this shameful disgrace? I put them on the hook!! Thieves are crazy!!! to

Wife (about the little child): Who is this sweet man flying here?
Husband (from the kitchen): It was I dropped the chocolate oil sandwich. I will clean it now.