3 nights, everyone sleeps quietly, the apartment begins to smell burning.
I got up and walked, like all the norms, I opened the door to the entrance - and there was so much smoke that even the neighbors who ran in panic were invisible. Returning to the apartment, I buzzed my brother with the words: "Rise up, burn, and call the firefighter...", so this fool sows and the first thing is to wrinkle the computer and sit in the chair!
And who would say that there is no dependence on the comp?

guys it works!! Our gold and silver.
We are focused!!!!!!!!! to
The rating of AP)))

As in the army, so "duty to the motherland"!
as the stump to buy, so "we, citizens, do not trust you"!

She: Thank you for the assessment! Why did you not vote for this photo?
He: The carpet was great, my grandmother had it.
It is >g(

Fawer: I read the news on the hubre about how scientists heated gold to 4 trillion degrees (well there even atoms collapsed into quarks and gluons).
This is the power of the Soviet warmer!

xxx: my sister is dumb >_>

xxx: announced her room as a country and asks for a ruble every time you enter

xxx: >_<

Fuck, I will fuck your dog.
I do not have a dog!
- Fuck, I will find a dog on the street, fuck out and give you a gift.

So, did Anna come in?
Ugo for dinner.
My brain ate and went home.

Tomorrow is the first day of professional ethics. I must be late.

He gave his girlfriend a gift on Valentine’s Day: Tarot cards with guidelines for guessing. The first day I remembered that we had to break up.

to this:

Helm: Yesterday a new stove was found, there when buying beer for 500 rubles, they give a brew card. And the next day all the beer is 50% cheaper.
Helm: I think I’ll be there and die.

For details, please, where is such a whirlwind?

Energy Drink Dev Zero. Dev Zero is out!

Dakatsu: I became a chilly! I can’t give up 15 times.
DAKATSU: Cut off

On the eve of Valentine's Day, Boris Moiseev announced that he decided to get married! He already spoke about this in October 2009, but then few people believed him, because he did not show his future wife. Now he introduced his bride Adele Todd to the public.
One of the comments:"what country...even p..or is not real... "

Helm: Yesterday a new stove was found, there when buying beer for 500 rubles, they give a brew card. And the next day all the beer is 50% cheaper.
Helm: I think I’ll be there and die.

Fuck the advertisement. Two rounds in a row:
1st Always turn the liquid into a gel.
2nd New gel after shaving Gillette - better for men is not.
O_O

Entony
Husband, 19 years old
Belarusian Registered User
Tell me what to do? During sexual intercourse, an erection occurs quickly. Even when sexual intercourse occurs with a condom.
Sergey 17.02.2010 15:38
That is, you practice to start sexual intercourse before an erection occurs??? The violent white sex.

Yesterday was Pi. One cute girl invited me to watch the anime in the evening (with a hint to the continuation of the banquet), I naturally agreed, although the anime and not very sorry, well I bought everything that was necessary, came, she turned on the series, turned off the lights and.... in 10 minutes I fell asleep and prodriced until the very bliss of the morning!!! kill me

In Michigan, it is forbidden to kick eight-legged in public places.
YYY: It is right that it is forbidden: or are you sitting in a public place, not touching anyone, and are you eight-legged in your mouth?

The following are the rules of conduct in the office:
Rule 1
No sharp movements
Not to run, not to jump, not to jump, not to scream.
Open the door smoothly.
Be predictable
The last paragraph was put into stumbling...)