When will the button "dirty" be added here?? to

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Kuuuzya: guess where I am!! to
Dvvarf: I am pooher

Existential programmers keep hopeless people in a system of vanity control.

xxx: rainbow, RGB, this is the Pidor junta all
Real men see everything monochrome.

See also: yoyo

Oh God, I’m beginning to distinguish colours! Beer and raw meat!

That’s how you’ve been friends with a man for a few years, you’re going to a movie... you’re cheering with him in a macdake... you’re cracking... you’re breaking up in a computer... you’re talking about a girl... you’re trusting him in everything...
And then it turns out that he bought the fifth iPhone :(

In the pharmacy today. In front of me is a man (M), not very well speaking Russian. The Pharmacy (A)
Q: Do you have a test?
A: There is! What test?
M: Well the test...
A is pregnant?
M is yes. for pregnancy.
A is female?

Discuss the study of the proof of the value of glutamate, where the researcher spotted it to mice. One of the comments:

I put in my veins a plate of borst,
I put a small slice,
I slipped the carousel,
I smelled a pig.
And then I dance, sound!

(Research of the wrong-looking website)

Let’s fix the eye designer!
Go on, admin – Pidaras!

From the discussion of the upcoming concert of Yura Shatunov:
In fact, at concerts, Yuri Vasilyevich Shatunov, instead of his songs, has long been performing exclusively belcanto Jermone’s party from Traviata for lyrical baritone and instrumental covers of Iron Maiden....just no one knows....because no one walks...

You know, Lisa is one of those girls who need to give on the first date instead of a plush mouse and a postcard a fox and Hegel's tomic.

Blonde: I’ve been told too often that I’m magical :)
Max: Maybe they mean you’re a fairy tale fool? O_O

I adore my colleague. and :)
Work until 18:00
Every day at 17:59 he stands up from the table with the words:
Enough of it! I have endured! And quickly disappears.

XXX: How is it?
YYY: I am learning to test. There are thousands of bugs around us.
xxx: I want a bag that allows you to get an unlimited amount of gold!
XXX: Or at least in some situations to pass through walls.
YYY is the door.

I was in the post office (I will not say, I am tired already), I see - a new girl is working. The hair is long, the facial features are soft, a blush with a flower, a dressed shirt. The voice is low, maybe loud. Only when he is!!! By the name, I realized that it was, fucking, a winnow. If, suddenly, it happens to go to the 493 branch, Avangardna street 18 - let's argue, you can't guess which of the operators the boy?

D: You can see them all.
L is?
L: 01 02 03 04
D: ask 03 to turn
L: 30
D: Oh, turn back

Your relationship with him resembles a child and candy. like a candy has already broken down, and it is a pity to throw away the fancy, suddenly it will be useful.

In the shop of canteens (D)evuka and (P)seller:
D: Please give me a slice.
Q: What color are you?
D: Anyone
Q: Choose the
D: Well why did you do it...

I try to lose. I try to get my salary faster. So, fuck... Friends wear sweets, mom wears sweets, in the store they borrow, a friend after 2 years returned 5 pieces with interest, gave a premium...fuck....I will be fat :(

In the late 1990s, there was a game on one of the radio stations in the morning. Now about the same rules are played on many others, but that case somehow especially hit the memory.

The leader asks a question and gives three answers.
This time I was playing a girl whose response made me wake up quickly:
"The name of the ancient Greek philosopher"

1) Diogenes
2) The Autogen
3) Hematogenic

She chose Autogen.

dp: in the hyndai solaris brochure: "Clarity 160 mm for comfortable driving on the roads. This is especially important in those regions of Russia where roads with unequal coverage are encountered.
DP: I think in Russia just need to make such a place
dp: 1 quarter with normal asphalt
dp: fence it with a clutch wire and make a museum
dp: so that people come
dp: hands to touch
DP: Legends about him