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“Lukashenko instructed to work out the decree on specialists and to create its Cherkizovsky market, with wholesalers and documents.”

katlopas(10:34:35 19/02/2014)
I want to go out for lunch or a day of discharge.
katlopas (10:34:48 19/02/2014)
What will overcome laziness or hunger?? to

The Prehistory:
My wife is undergoing repairs. After laying the plate, it turned out that it was placed slightly curved and it would be necessary to cut a piece of one tile a little. The girl is all in trouble and in despair. I comfort her: say, nothing, cut, do not worry. She: How is it? The tiles are already folded. I replied that I would bring the dremel and carefully sign them straight to the spot. was impressed.
History of:
The next day, the girl came to work in a women's team and shared with colleagues her enthusiasm about the wonderful and mysterious sleeping. The girls googled. In the end he wrote to me:
- I'm barely on my hands here because she's ready for a gift for the 23rd :)
What? what? Are you going to break down? What about the shaving foam? What about socks?
– and ?
“No, I’m glad of course for their men, but you should at least advise your girls to wrap the dressing in socks for decency before handing it over. It is not possible to abandon the tradition so radically.

P.S If you are one of the gifted on the 23rd, don’t thank you ?

In fact, all the problems of modern man are due to the lack of biophotons! The ancient Chinese knew this for a long time and therefore invented Feng Shui. And we are ready for the funny (8999r.) the money to provide a wonderful device, thanks to which you are missing insomnia, headaches, hemorrhoids and obesity.Just please do not disrupt, or there is a battery and a diode inside.

And there’s a neon inside.)

The husband whispers in a dream: "Kolyan, you are what a girl, I'm married!!!" I am proud
And the knees in case of puzzles will get...

is disconnected.Do you remember how we cooked the strawberries? I have not liked them yet.
and so on. well?
is disconnected.So, these were the cakes.
is disconnected.When I found out, I was sitting in space for five minutes. I cooked the cakes...

When choosing a young man for marriage, a modern girl needs to take into account not only the parameter "played", but also "played". The presence of one usually indicates the absence of the other.

Buy chess or chess.

YYY: Oh, I don’t have to. This is the most dangerous sport.
We once in the student years went to the cliff to visit our comrade-extermale (he had a fracture of one leg).
Next to him was a poor chess player with a screw fracture of both legs. He sat on a chair and thought about the move, and his legs around the legs of the chair were wrapped and swung. He fell and broke both legs. Speaking of Chess.

xxx: today I was finally convinced that something should be done with the sleep regime, when I woke up and came to the kitchen, I realized that the cupcake did not have time to cool.

The Dutch are just amazed.
XXX: They are like they are already born on skis.
YYY: Caesarean section
YYY: spontaneous

XXX: I understood why Western Ukraine is angry, they have no borders with Russia, here is their frog and suffocates)
XXX: I propose to move the Russian border closer to western Ukraine

Fragment from the news about the new TRC in Krasnoyarsk, which is being built for 11 years:

The complex will also have a planned parking space for 500 car seats. It will be partly underground and partly underground.

Now it is clear why the construction was delayed. Apparently, such a requirement was in the builders in the tech task, and they thought a few years what it meant.)))

The guy is going to another city to the girl (formerly communicated on Skype, meeting for the first time, etc.)) is :
his mother (m) he (p)

M: Who is it? Where does he live?
P: In Moscow, all the norms, don’t worry.
M: How long is she?
p: equal
M: of whom?

I personally watch Dexter quietly at night. Very relaxing. and ?
My friend at first grade honey liked to prepare bodies in the morrow at night. He also said it relaxed. and :)
It’s almost like cooking, but you don’t have to think about whether it will be delicious! and ;)

I will add here:
to this:
Children don’t really need Bentley or even a bicycle. Children need loving parents.

Children need smart parents who would understand that the child is missing. I’ve also had all of these stuff with the "do together, create the atmosphere of a loving family". And on the bicycle - slapped, justifying this same care, to say to us in the village on the road a car could shoot down. So guess what I hate, and what I bought as soon as I earned myself, from the list: sitting in a family circle "you have your hands out of your ass what, the usual pudding to ruin!", a new year of broken dream, showed love that deprived me of the only thing I wanted for ten years, and a bicycle. And make conclusions, trays, with your maid-hands.

You're fine, you bought yourself a lisaped...I ended up worse.
I was convinced as a child that I didn’t need that. have convinced. I’m 30 and I don’t need anything. No bicycle, no bentley, no parents, no family at all. and Nihua.

Strap ordered to make a layout of an anchor of false materials and paint it.

xxx: this case only took one night and by the morning the anchor took its place, permission for the passage was received.

xxx: it was necessary to see the eyes of the Turks looking after the ship with the anchor spreading on the wind.

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And then they wonder why the satellites fall.
Because the wooden jacquard is equipped with the place of the staff, iron?

to this:
Received from the head of the ears, he said, you can not call children by their names, it is unethical and unpedagogical. Well, what if there are seven boys in the group, and five of them are Daniels. Solved the problem: gave parents the task to come up with a loving nickname for the child, which can be used by the educator. Now I have in my group: Luchik, Masik, Frikadelka, Dalek and Aziraphel the Light, the Future Lord of Asgard.
Dalek - well a very affectionate nickname, carries peace and love (huvians in the topic)

to this:

Maelinhon: I communicate on the English website with European metalworkers. One carpenter, a second welder, a third archaeologist, saw a seller, a journalist, a nurse, a couple of builders and roofers and a fisherman (industrial).
And we have managers, managers, managers...what is that? Everyone has a hand out of his ass.

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Easier - our carpenters, welders, sellers, health workers, builders (I will not say about the rest, but not excluded) weep in one and a half or two shifts, not always having a weekend and funds for entertainment... and if they have time at least for this, it is not the fact that it will be on the forum to sit.

Talk about the proteins of different colors: see how beautiful they are. And the grey white looks like rats. I’ve seen a lot of such things in London. Naked in addition, one to me in the bag began to go in and look like this with the claim: "Where is my to eat???I’m not married, I’m not used to that.

What do you know about luck? In the last two months, my belt has broken three times! And not a single valve has been bent!!!!! to
KiM: Strange you, vasodivers, the idea of luck.