Cheese: Again distinguished the department "K" that caught an attacker who posted a porn video on the screen in the center of Moscow. This is the third and so far the last rumored case in the whole country where a vicious crime was uncovered. As we all remember, the previous investigation was in 2007 in Lipetsk, when two 18-year-old and 17-year-old boys were transferring pornographic content to each other via the network.

by OYEBU! News on a global scale. There are hackers and porn in the world.

The larger the car, the smaller the penis! "Tell this to the bus driver!

Our Olympians have no foolish lips, as soon as medals were not made from gold, they stopped winning them.
The good guys!

Correspondence in the organization:
I need you urgently, take your phone.
I took, I hold
You are all busy.
WOW: so I took and I hold - you said "take the phone"
To put it?
XH: Yes

OOO

Do hamsters smell bad?? to
She: No, the rats are worse, especially if she’s dead and you can’t find it... and the main thing is getting worse every day!
Please accept my condolences (

Money doesn’t smell, so it’s hard to trace it.

of the Omsk inhabitants. Dedicated to visit.

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A couple of hours before Medvedev was to be transported to the oil plant, someone paid attention to the theater poster.
of Ermoleva. Announcement of the fairy tale sounded as follows: "We are waiting for you, fun dwarf!")))) According to eyewitnesses, the poster was dismantled with almost no shafts at lightning speed.

On a beach in Sochi, a dolphin saved a man by telling him not to buy Cheburek.

My mother gives her younger brother food.
Is it enough for you, Vichy?
- "Not enough" there were four runners back.

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He is: si-i-i-i-iski
She is a-a-husband

Boxes, refrigerators, bathtubs are all stuff, but with a group of 5 babies to cut off the cap from the Urals and then cut off on it by the same company - this is the topic. He buried him in the snow every night so that no one could find him.

by Aolla:
I am so happy for our biathletes, they played so well yesterday.
No one is lost in the forest. Everybody arrived at the finish.

My mother: Don’t be mother
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[Injee]: What fucking shit did you do?
Like a fucking shoe.
[INJEE]: Why are the shoe makers always taken as an example?! to
The shoes are normal people.
I don’t know jokingly.
But he does not eat! All the Russians think that the shoes are the motherland! [INJEE]: Here are the welders, the sludgers, the taxi drivers... they don’t eat! They are not mothers.
My...))): Well they probably think that when they make shoes and they have something that doesn’t work and they start to get strong :)
[INJEE]: You are sitting on your footsteps... you are getting stuck... Fuck! Soakyoumathy Nakhon!
[INJEE]: PIDAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!! to
Yes, yes, yes... that’s exactly how...
[INJEE]: and the slider... climbs into the well, the foot from the staircase has descended, three meters of falls... in the jizz of the fuck fucked up, they are... and such: ай ай ай ай, trouble trouble....
My...))): ROFL haaa

We need to create an informational reference service "HUY"
The slogan is now ready: "HUY" knows!"

Looking at the eggs of fate... you need to legally prohibit filming a film club.

XXX: Truly great is the man who walks through the paths in the hills in the morning.

xxx: I can't finish the project, the whole time comes out the one, then the second
yyy: is it a compot?))

Suddenly it will help.
Please let our team in the number of medals be in the first three!

But when I was a child, when I wasn’t doing lessons, my mom took the wires from the system driver or from Monica. But as soon as she left, I turned on the whole thing through the rope of the teaker) Then the bug appeared, my mom started picking up the mouse! Type I would not do anything without her) Learned to masterfully use the keyboard and hot keys) Then learned to control the mouse from the keyboard. They picked the key, then I first paired (without the key, you won't turn it on), but then found a way - the mouse was plugged into the key connector and the computer loaded, and then re-set and printed from the monitor with the mouse) Well who made me a future programmer? I know you don’t read this, but thank you.
by p.s And so as not to burn, I carefully noted with a pencil on the carpet 3 points - the top of the mouse, the bottom of the mouse and the side) that is, my mom came, and the mouse was standing - and stands)