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[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №43334
 18.02.2011
From the news:
Lawmakers read x thousand comments to the law on education and decided to add Russian to the mandatory program.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43333
 18.02.2011
xxx: work no time, only reports
YYY: So write in the reports that you are.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43332
 18.02.2011
Depression is anger without enthusiasm.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43331
 18.02.2011
This was the first time I shot with a small-caliber weapon. I have put the status in contact: low caliber!!! to
First comment: Are you on a date?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43330
 18.02.2011
May it be useful to anyone!! to
I know how to wash super glue skin!!! WD-40 with soap. 5 minutes and no trace!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43329
 18.02.2011
Nothing is like the phrase "What is it that you are so evil"?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43328
 18.02.2011
Homo is joining us.
Congratulations are sweet!!! to
Adi Dassler: Homosex, have you read the Bible?
Homosexuality: No and what? such
Adi Dassler: Now I’ll read you one passage that I know for memory. He is suitable for such a case.
Adi Dassler: The Book of the Prophet Ezekiel. Chapter 25, Verse 17
Adi Dassler: And I will take great revenge on them.
Adi Dassler: Punishment is fierce
Adi Dassler: over those who intend to poison and harm my brothers!
Adi Dassler: And you will know that my name is God,
Adi Dassler: When my revenge falls on you!
Adi Dassler: Bach Bach Bach Bach... Bach
Homosex user joked for 10,000 minutes by moderator Adi Dassler.
Homosex leaves us by closing the page

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43327
 17.02.2011
If you look from above, the rainbow is not a bridge, but a bridge for happiness.
Even if you look from above, the rainbow is a dispersion of light, it is me to you as a promalpinist with the highest. Education says...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43326
 17.02.2011
Now the New Year can be celebrated three times: on the 13th - "the old style", at midnight on the 1st of the calendar and another hour after the old winter time.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №43325
 17.02.2011
When I was in college, I was asked, “Are you married?” I jokingly replied, “Yes, my wife, two children, and the evil aunt in the wardrobe.
I shrink!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43324
 17.02.2011
He: I’ll take it and kiss you at the next meeting ;)
She is shy ))
He: And I will take an anti-steshnyatina drink.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43323
 17.02.2011
xxx: I used to write "Nirvana","Kish" and "Hui" in my entrance.

xxx: and now write "Firefox", and "+1";

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43322
 17.02.2011
I would like to look into the faces of those scientists who promised global warming.The tears...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43321
 17.02.2011
“This is who is the chief in our country – President Medvedev or Prime Minister Putin.
Of course Putin.
The leader is always the president.
“We have Putin as the chief, even if he was the director of the school.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43320
 17.02.2011
WANKA-VSTANKA... WANKA-VS-TANKA... this is what it is

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №43319
 17.02.2011
Today is Russia’s Day of Good!
Tagged with: wow
XXX: Yes, I want to say that you are not fat!
YYY: Oh, and then you are not a goat.
XXX: Don’t go on the fuck.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
XXX: What a wonderful day

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43318
 17.02.2011
Commentary on the film "I Spit on Your Grave":

What will the continuation be called? Did I shake your house? XD is

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43317
 17.02.2011
Sometimes I want to make a coffee. You come home and it gets you...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43316
 17.02.2011
I: Hi, and the bird told me you found a new job, where now?
Brother: at the woodworking plant
I am :? In how, and the bird chiricled, he said in the institute some, there a bunch of girls :)
brother: so I say, in the woodworking plant - then the board will get, then the barrel, then the oak. and )

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №43315
 17.02.2011
My subconscious mind is mocking me. I had to learn to see conscious dreams (not every night) and enjoy all the benefits that followed, as the characters of my dream called me a reader.

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