In the 1980s, in our factory clinic, where we went to take a hospital for various diseases, at the entrance, in the most prominent place, a stretch hanged, where it was written in large letters: "Work is the greatest healer of all diseases" (Nikolai Ostrovsky).
Especially impressive believed and instead of the hospital went back to work.

Who is not in the subject: this writer died at 30 with little as a result of active work for the benefit of the Soviet power.

The car of Michael. Ru: "AutoVAZ employees will be obliged to drive only on Lada cars". This is the heavenly punishment!!! to

Chocolate drug addicts are recruited.

I brought the girl to the restaurant for dinner. Thro the hall a torpedo is worn by a strong low waitress with a haircut under Elvis, a scarring on his cheek and broken fists. The worst thing is not that he oral Baskuncha! FUS RO DAH! If you can find or not find the tea. It was scary when, when asked by a client about the cold soup, he cried out: "Vengeance of the Leopold cat!" and when the manager was asked - in the appropriate posture: "Justly."

Do not go to the chocolate shop.

From Kshk:
“Mom asked if this was the movie ‘The Fifth Element’ in which Bruce Willis saves the world. How should I answer her...?
Simply put, this definition is not an identifying characteristic.

Comments on the cake recipe "Napoleon"

XXX: It is very calorie! Why do you do this, the figure will be ruined!
Conscience, is it you? Go to HBO! I eat a cake!! to

xxx: Did you hear that Chisora was hit by Klitschko on the weighing procedure?
Yyy: Well Dick, hit in advance, just didn’t know during the battle will be time or not.

The dogs will understand ;)
Bro, you won’t believe it.
We had a mole in Vernadka.
I am going out of the universe, suddenly a girl rises up from the window and from all of it - LOCK VA KOOOOR!
HH: It is OK.
HHH: So the mole has stopped after that!!! to
Honey, I want to meet you :)

My husband works in the call center of the Inet provider.
The male workers were asked to write a piece on the topic "Name 5 qualities that I differ from other men"
He wrote:
1) I am
2) not
3) are different
4) from
5 of them.

I have a sickness, I spend all my money on food.
Masha, this is worms!!! to

He is:
You are working?
She is:
Yes...
He is:
Where is?
She is:
in the medicine :)
He is:
In what area?
She is:
In the Actubian.

Sometimes mood can be improved only by harming health.

I work as Deputy Director. I took my family to the train station in the morning and came to work at 8:00 p.m. A new young secretary comes in with the keys in her hand and finds that I am all at work. and publishes:
Did you work all night?!! to
I did not let my wife go home (I decided to joke).
She:-... could call you, would arrange you at home... because I live without my parents, with two girlfriends...

And yet... How often our dreams are close to us (

A man who claims that a woman’s place is in the kitchen just doesn’t know what to do with her in the bedroom.

on torrent in the description of Assassin's Creed for Mac.

If you are the copyright holder of this product and intend to close this distribution, then read the spoiler below.

And the spoiler:
Please do not close this distribution. for Mac OS and so few good games... let people enjoy

Discussion on February 23:
Q: What category is your husband in?
Husbands are always the best
zzz: every day differently. hairstyles-like beautiful, mouth opens-like smart))))

I don’t drink vodka. I usually don’t drink.
HGH is a medicine. It cannot be drunk "usually", it must be taken with a certain disease. For example, with the flu. Or alcoholism.

iksss: be careful! I already drank a liter of beer and became dangerously smart.

I approached the office building, got up for business for five minutes, I go down, I approach the car, and next to it lies the wallet, I slowly unnoticed it up, I sit in the car and I start to wool it, shit turned out to be mine!!! to

Action by Chupa Chops! Gather 2,000 wraps and win a car...Now the guys can pump on the steep car!

I cleaned the pot, the bowl. I understood that if I count them every day to the glow, then the bodybuilders will be chickened.